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  • D Dr Walt Fair PE

    Real men hide the monitor.

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    Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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    realJSOP
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    My monitor is hiding itself (it's afraid of what I might do if I see it).

    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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    "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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      My monitor is hiding itself (it's afraid of what I might do if I see it).

      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
      -----
      "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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      Dr Walt Fair PE
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      Mine already knows ...

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      Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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      • L Luc Pattyn

        if it works well it must be a Dell. :)

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        CPallini
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        Luc Pattyn wrote:

        if it works well it must be a Dell.

        if it runs like hell then must be...Roger? :-D

        If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
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          Luc Pattyn wrote:

          if it works well it must be a Dell.

          if it runs like hell then must be...Roger? :-D

          If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
          This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
          [My articles]

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          Luc Pattyn
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          Roger Bolt? Usain is called Roger now? :confused:

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          • L Luc Pattyn

            Roger Bolt? Usain is called Roger now? :confused:

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            Luc Pattyn wrote:

            Roger Bolt? Usain is called Roger now?

            Nah...Roger! Try again: "You better run all day and run all night. And keep you dirty feelings deep insight" :)

            If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
            This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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              Luc Pattyn wrote:

              Roger Bolt? Usain is called Roger now?

              Nah...Roger! Try again: "You better run all day and run all night. And keep you dirty feelings deep insight" :)

              If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
              This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
              [My articles]

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              Luc Pattyn
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              IMHO you deserve to get mentioned here[^]. :omg:

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              • L Luc Pattyn

                IMHO you deserve to get mentioned here[^]. :omg:

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                You should know I'm proudly the founder member (together with Rajesh). :-D

                If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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                • L Lost User

                  John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                  won't install on anything but a Dell

                  How does it know it's a Dell?

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                  ahmed itani
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                  I think it guesses I have dell computer(new one) and it didn't work

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                  • R realJSOP

                    You can get a Dell-branded version of ObjectDock for free: Dell Dock[^] If you're not using a Dell, don't bother downloading it, because it won't install on anything but a Dell.

                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                    "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                    kirankss
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                    Thanks for the info. Will download it today.

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                    • R Rama Krishna Vavilala

                      Dell computers have Dell written on them or they have the Dell logo. ;)

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                      Yusubov E
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                      Good answer...

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                      • L Lost User

                        John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                        won't install on anything but a Dell

                        How does it know it's a Dell?

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                        Fahad Sadah
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                        SLIC code in the BIOS, which you can add yourself.

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                          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                          How the hell should I know?

                          How the Dell should I know. FFY. :) (trying to attract more 1s)

                          If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                          This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                          [My articles]

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                          Abul Kayes
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                          LoL :laugh:

                          [Kayes]

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