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  • R realJSOP

    I like an absolutely austere (blank, empty, void of icons) desktop. I even hide the task bar.

    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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    "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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    Dr Walt Fair PE
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    Real men hide the monitor.

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      Real men hide the monitor.

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      My monitor is hiding itself (it's afraid of what I might do if I see it).

      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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      "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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      • R realJSOP

        My monitor is hiding itself (it's afraid of what I might do if I see it).

        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
        -----
        "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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        Dr Walt Fair PE
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        Mine already knows ...

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        Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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        • L Luc Pattyn

          if it works well it must be a Dell. :)

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          CPallini
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          Luc Pattyn wrote:

          if it works well it must be a Dell.

          if it runs like hell then must be...Roger? :-D

          If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
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            Luc Pattyn wrote:

            if it works well it must be a Dell.

            if it runs like hell then must be...Roger? :-D

            If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
            This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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            Luc Pattyn
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            Roger Bolt? Usain is called Roger now? :confused:

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              Roger Bolt? Usain is called Roger now? :confused:

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              Luc Pattyn wrote:

              Roger Bolt? Usain is called Roger now?

              Nah...Roger! Try again: "You better run all day and run all night. And keep you dirty feelings deep insight" :)

              If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
              This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
              [My articles]

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                Luc Pattyn wrote:

                Roger Bolt? Usain is called Roger now?

                Nah...Roger! Try again: "You better run all day and run all night. And keep you dirty feelings deep insight" :)

                If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                [My articles]

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                IMHO you deserve to get mentioned here[^]. :omg:

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                • L Luc Pattyn

                  IMHO you deserve to get mentioned here[^]. :omg:

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                  CPallini
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                  You should know I'm proudly the founder member (together with Rajesh). :-D

                  If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                  This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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                  • L Lost User

                    John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                    won't install on anything but a Dell

                    How does it know it's a Dell?

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                    ahmed itani
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                    I think it guesses I have dell computer(new one) and it didn't work

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                    • R realJSOP

                      You can get a Dell-branded version of ObjectDock for free: Dell Dock[^] If you're not using a Dell, don't bother downloading it, because it won't install on anything but a Dell.

                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                      "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                      kirankss
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                      Thanks for the info. Will download it today.

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                      • R Rama Krishna Vavilala

                        Dell computers have Dell written on them or they have the Dell logo. ;)

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                        Yusubov E
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                        Good answer...

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                        • L Lost User

                          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                          won't install on anything but a Dell

                          How does it know it's a Dell?

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                          Fahad Sadah
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                          SLIC code in the BIOS, which you can add yourself.

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                          • C CPallini

                            John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                            How the hell should I know?

                            How the Dell should I know. FFY. :) (trying to attract more 1s)

                            If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                            This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                            [My articles]

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                            Abul Kayes
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                            LoL :laugh:

                            [Kayes]

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