Name That Sex Toy
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I think, that if Microsoft Office came with a '15" chocolate coated Clippy love slave' it would probably increase sales! ;P
Ali
Now *there* is a marketing tack Microsoft should explore - a free sex toy with every copy of Windows.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
Now *there* is a marketing tack Microsoft should explore - a free sex toy with every copy of Windows.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001I think that will happen after they start giving you the neccessary lube from having to pay to upgrade an OS that never worked in the first place. If you look at it the right way Weven is a sex toy... :laugh:
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I think, that if Microsoft Office came with a '15" chocolate coated Clippy love slave' it would probably increase sales! ;P
Ali
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Name the sex toy that goes with these product descriptions: 0) "Use plenty of latex safe silicone lubricant when using this..." 1) "... try controlling your wild, bucking passion!" 2) "It is over 15 (inches) without the base..." 3) "Perfect for ... medical/clinic scenes for the sadistic proctologist." 4) "The funky, contemporary style means it doesn't need to be hidden away in the bedroom drawer." 5) "Upright and firm, you can squeeze them and feel them--they feel real!" 6) "The tubular steel design makes it impossible to masturbate..." 7) "Use him as the ultimate pacifier..." 8) "...is so comfortable, you could spend an entire night in it." 9) "Its mouth, 3 supple breasts, suction cup fingers and ass-shaped ears make it the kinkiest love slave in the galaxy." 10) "Make 'em squeal loud and hard... It doesn't get much more humiliating than this." 11) "You can apply some female odor spray on it several times a month..." 12) "The sweet motion provides endless and tireless rhythm..." 13) "Do not use while driving!" 14) "Smaller than the real thing, this is ideal to keep in your drawer or take with you on those long business trips!!" 15) "The viewer window and inside light allow you to self-examine as you self-stimulate!" 16) "Show 'er who's boss!" 17) "Fits like a glove!"
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
- "Use plenty of latex safe silicone lubricant when using this..." Razor Scooter 1) "... try controlling your wild, bucking passion!" Buckaroo 2) "It is over 15 (inches) without the base..." LCD Monitor 3) "Perfect for ... medical/clinic scenes for the sadistic proctologist." Large Hadron Collider 4) "The funky, contemporary style means it doesn't need to be hidden away in the bedroom drawer." Lava Lamp 5) "Upright and firm, you can squeeze them and feel them--they feel real!" Lawyers 6) "The tubular steel design makes it impossible to masturbate..." Airplane Toilets 7) "Use him as the ultimate pacifier..." Arnie 8) "...is so comfortable, you could spend an entire night in it." Bed 9) "Its mouth, 3 supple breasts, suction cup fingers and ass-shaped ears make it the kinkiest love slave in the galaxy." Mickey Moose 10) "Make 'em squeal loud and hard... It doesn't get much more humiliating than this." The all-new Monopoly board game 11) "You can apply some female odor spray on it several times a month..." The Cat 12) "The sweet motion provides endless and tireless rhythm..." Abwheel III 13) "Do not use while driving!" A Putter 14) "Smaller than the real thing, this is ideal to keep in your drawer or take with you on those long business trips!!" Globe of the world 15) "The viewer window and inside light allow you to self-examine as you self-stimulate!" My House 16) "Show 'er who's boss!" Business Card 17) "Fits like a glove!" Glove
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
- "Use plenty of latex safe silicone lubricant when using this..." Razor Scooter 1) "... try controlling your wild, bucking passion!" Buckaroo 2) "It is over 15 (inches) without the base..." LCD Monitor 3) "Perfect for ... medical/clinic scenes for the sadistic proctologist." Large Hadron Collider 4) "The funky, contemporary style means it doesn't need to be hidden away in the bedroom drawer." Lava Lamp 5) "Upright and firm, you can squeeze them and feel them--they feel real!" Lawyers 6) "The tubular steel design makes it impossible to masturbate..." Airplane Toilets 7) "Use him as the ultimate pacifier..." Arnie 8) "...is so comfortable, you could spend an entire night in it." Bed 9) "Its mouth, 3 supple breasts, suction cup fingers and ass-shaped ears make it the kinkiest love slave in the galaxy." Mickey Moose 10) "Make 'em squeal loud and hard... It doesn't get much more humiliating than this." The all-new Monopoly board game 11) "You can apply some female odor spray on it several times a month..." The Cat 12) "The sweet motion provides endless and tireless rhythm..." Abwheel III 13) "Do not use while driving!" A Putter 14) "Smaller than the real thing, this is ideal to keep in your drawer or take with you on those long business trips!!" Globe of the world 15) "The viewer window and inside light allow you to self-examine as you self-stimulate!" My House 16) "Show 'er who's boss!" Business Card 17) "Fits like a glove!" Glove
___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')
F*cking BRILLIANT!!! :laugh:
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
Name the sex toy that goes with these product descriptions: 0) "Use plenty of latex safe silicone lubricant when using this..." 1) "... try controlling your wild, bucking passion!" 2) "It is over 15 (inches) without the base..." 3) "Perfect for ... medical/clinic scenes for the sadistic proctologist." 4) "The funky, contemporary style means it doesn't need to be hidden away in the bedroom drawer." 5) "Upright and firm, you can squeeze them and feel them--they feel real!" 6) "The tubular steel design makes it impossible to masturbate..." 7) "Use him as the ultimate pacifier..." 8) "...is so comfortable, you could spend an entire night in it." 9) "Its mouth, 3 supple breasts, suction cup fingers and ass-shaped ears make it the kinkiest love slave in the galaxy." 10) "Make 'em squeal loud and hard... It doesn't get much more humiliating than this." 11) "You can apply some female odor spray on it several times a month..." 12) "The sweet motion provides endless and tireless rhythm..." 13) "Do not use while driving!" 14) "Smaller than the real thing, this is ideal to keep in your drawer or take with you on those long business trips!!" 15) "The viewer window and inside light allow you to self-examine as you self-stimulate!" 16) "Show 'er who's boss!" 17) "Fits like a glove!"
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001Up until #9, it sounded like my nightstand drawer. ;P
Back in the blog beatch! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]
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Up until #9, it sounded like my nightstand drawer. ;P
Back in the blog beatch! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]
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Up until #9, it sounded like my nightstand drawer. ;P
Back in the blog beatch! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]
I think I love you.
"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 -
Up until #9, it sounded like my nightstand drawer. ;P
Back in the blog beatch! http://CraptasticNation.blogspot.com/[^]
Yeah right. Look, I promised I'd ship the remaining 8 items over to you ASAP - the greased up hamster nipples are proving hard to get hold of however.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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Yeah right. Look, I promised I'd ship the remaining 8 items over to you ASAP - the greased up hamster nipples are proving hard to get hold of however.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
