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The value of smiplicity in designs and engineering

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  • L Lost User

    I came up with a soltion to an age old problem:

    Q: How can you keep pigions from stealing all the seed?

    Requirements:
    a. The pegions can't feed at the feeder.
    b. The pegions can't feed from the ground below the feeder, where feed is placed and
    little birds knock the feed to the ground.
    c. The little birds can still feed with no problems.

    This would be a good interviewing question to test ones ability to solve design and engineering problems. I will post the solution in a few hours, or if someone comes up the same or equaly plausable solution. Hint: I came up with the solution because my Father started going nutz and throwing rocks at the pegions. ~TheArch :-D

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    TheArchitectmc∞ wrote:

    How can you keep pigions from stealing all the seed

    Pig Ions? Is that a charged Bacon Particle?

    TheArchitectmc∞ wrote:

    The pegions can't feed at the feeder.

    Peg Ions? Is that a wooden leg that has stepped in Charged Bacon Particles? You seem to be speaking Pidgeon English! (Or is that Pidgin??)

    ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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      I'd electrify the feeder. They'll not be stealing anything after the first try, and they'll be pre-cooked for my supper. Thinking outside the box.

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      MidwestLimey wrote:

      I'd electrify the feeder. They'll not be stealing anything after the first try, and they'll be pre-cooked for my supper.

      Hmm, rosted pegion! Gong! It would kill the little birds also. I think you have see the movie Psyco one too many times. And no we aren't feeding the pegions Starlight poision like they do in CALI. :laugh:

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      • N Nagy Vilmos

        Put the bird house on the ground. sheesh!


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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        Nagy Vilmos wrote:

        Put the bird house on the ground. sheesh!

        Hmm, might work. But supose you have larger song brids that feed as well. How would they get the food?

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        • realJSOPR realJSOP

          I would probably sit outside with a pellet gun and take out the pigeons when they land on the feeder. If I was up for a real challenge, I'd stand off about 50 yards and use a 22 rifle. Sometimes, brute force is the best way to approach a problem (and sometimes, it's more fun). Of course, you could always put the feeder inside a wire mesh cage with access holes large enough for small birds but too small for pigeons...

          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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          "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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          Nagy Vilmos
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          feeder in wire mesh vs small arms fire The former requires less effort but the later sure is fun.


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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          • realJSOPR realJSOP

            And logic jumps out from behind a rock and slaps him upside the head! :)

            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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            "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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            Very good Mufasa, you are getting close to illumination.

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            • D Dalek Dave

              TheArchitectmc∞ wrote:

              How can you keep pigions from stealing all the seed

              Pig Ions? Is that a charged Bacon Particle?

              TheArchitectmc∞ wrote:

              The pegions can't feed at the feeder.

              Peg Ions? Is that a wooden leg that has stepped in Charged Bacon Particles? You seem to be speaking Pidgeon English! (Or is that Pidgin??)

              ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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              It's "pigeon". There is no "d". Of course that could be a time frame that relates to pigs, kinda like "dog years".

              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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              "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                I would probably sit outside with a pellet gun and take out the pigeons when they land on the feeder. If I was up for a real challenge, I'd stand off about 50 yards and use a 22 rifle. Sometimes, brute force is the best way to approach a problem (and sometimes, it's more fun). Of course, you could always put the feeder inside a wire mesh cage with access holes large enough for small birds but too small for pigeons...

                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                -----
                "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                Hahaha, Yeah I asked an extirimanitor what the best way was after researching all the popular methods: Holographic Mylar, Fake owls, Baloons with eyes on them, recordings of birds in distress, dead pegion decoys (supose to work for Geese). He told me the best way was a .22 cal or pellet gun. I really didn't want to see my Father being hauled off by the men in white coats...

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                • realJSOPR realJSOP

                  I would probably sit outside with a pellet gun and take out the pigeons when they land on the feeder. If I was up for a real challenge, I'd stand off about 50 yards and use a 22 rifle. Sometimes, brute force is the best way to approach a problem (and sometimes, it's more fun). Of course, you could always put the feeder inside a wire mesh cage with access holes large enough for small birds but too small for pigeons...

                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                  -----
                  "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                  Laser sight or not. More fun without I suppose, what about night feeders, opting for Night Viz or not? All this to take into account. :)

                  Software Kinetics (requires SL3 beta) - Moving software

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    TheArchitectmc∞ wrote:

                    How can you keep pigions from stealing all the seed

                    Pig Ions? Is that a charged Bacon Particle?

                    TheArchitectmc∞ wrote:

                    The pegions can't feed at the feeder.

                    Peg Ions? Is that a wooden leg that has stepped in Charged Bacon Particles? You seem to be speaking Pidgeon English! (Or is that Pidgin??)

                    ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                    Lost User
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                    Okay, get Chris to put Spell Check on these WYSIWIG editors and my dyslexia won't shine through so much.

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      TheArchitectmc∞ wrote:

                      How can you keep pigions from stealing all the seed

                      Pig Ions? Is that a charged Bacon Particle?

                      TheArchitectmc∞ wrote:

                      The pegions can't feed at the feeder.

                      Peg Ions? Is that a wooden leg that has stepped in Charged Bacon Particles? You seem to be speaking Pidgeon English! (Or is that Pidgin??)

                      ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                      Peg Ions?

                      That's what Peg Bundy produces after 8 hours of Oprah.

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                      • realJSOPR realJSOP

                        It's "pigeon". There is no "d". Of course that could be a time frame that relates to pigs, kinda like "dog years".

                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                        -----
                        "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                        Nagy Vilmos
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                        so how many pig eons in a dog year then smarty pants?


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                        • realJSOPR realJSOP

                          It's "pigeon". There is no "d". Of course that could be a time frame that relates to pigs, kinda like "dog years".

                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                          -----
                          "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                          Pigeon in a Bird Pidgin is a language Pidgeon is a Actor called Walter!

                          ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                          • N NormDroid

                            Laser sight or not. More fun without I suppose, what about night feeders, opting for Night Viz or not? All this to take into account. :)

                            Software Kinetics (requires SL3 beta) - Moving software

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                            Day or night does not matter.

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                            • N NormDroid

                              Laser sight or not. More fun without I suppose, what about night feeders, opting for Night Viz or not? All this to take into account. :)

                              Software Kinetics (requires SL3 beta) - Moving software

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                              Nagy Vilmos
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                              Norm .net wrote:

                              what about night feed

                              Use heat sensors.


                              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                              • L Lost User

                                Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                                Put the bird house on the ground. sheesh!

                                Hmm, might work. But supose you have larger song brids that feed as well. How would they get the food?

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                                Nagy Vilmos
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                                The larger birds have to go on a diet. No one likes a fat bird around here.


                                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                                • N Nagy Vilmos

                                  so how many pig eons in a dog year then smarty pants?


                                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                                  Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                                  eons

                                  Do you mean aeons?

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                                  • D Dalek Dave

                                    TheArchitectmc∞ wrote:

                                    How can you keep pigions from stealing all the seed

                                    Pig Ions? Is that a charged Bacon Particle?

                                    TheArchitectmc∞ wrote:

                                    The pegions can't feed at the feeder.

                                    Peg Ions? Is that a wooden leg that has stepped in Charged Bacon Particles? You seem to be speaking Pidgeon English! (Or is that Pidgin??)

                                    ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                                    TheArchitectmc∞ wrote: How can you keep pigions from stealing all the seed Pig Ions? Is that a charged Bacon Particle?

                                    OH! That's a 5!!!

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                                    • L Lost User

                                      Day or night does not matter.

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                                      NormDroid
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                                      It does for shooting.

                                      Software Kinetics (requires SL3 beta) - Moving software

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                                      • D Dalek Dave

                                        Pigeon in a Bird Pidgin is a language Pidgeon is a Actor called Walter!

                                        ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                                        Pigeon in a Bird

                                        :doh: :doh:

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                                        • M Michael Schubert

                                          Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                                          eons

                                          Do you mean aeons?

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                                          Nagy Vilmos
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                                          JSOP started it!


                                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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