New social site idea
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I just came back from the bathroom, where I had a revelation, a veritable epiphany: A new social web site called TwangleSpank. The catch phrase: "Where you can share your personal, deepest thoughts, with complete strangers". It's written in a new language, called Distributed Natural Language Assembly (DNLASS). DNLASS is implemented with Ruby on Rails, so I'm sure I'll get venture capitol. Some sample code:
MOVE THIS TO THERE
SUBTRACT THIS FROM THAT
RETURN THISThere are no numbers or types, just comparisons
COMPARE THIS TO THAT
EQUALS THIS, THAT
RETURN THAT
OTHERWISE
RETURN THISLuckily there's number literals
COMPARE THIS, 10
EQUALS THIS, 9
RETURN THAT(9)
EQUALS THIS, 8
RETURN THAT(8)
EQUALS THIS, 7
RETURN THAT(7)
OTHERWISE REPEATNo variables other than THIS or THAT. This makes it easy to remember. I think it has great promise.
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
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I am too mean, I will wait for DNLASS# Express Edition.
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I thought a numberwang only happened on trains!
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Were you having a twanglespank in the bathroom?
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Were you having a twanglespank in the bathroom?
And moving what with what?
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I am too mean, I will wait for DNLASS# Express Edition.
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You are rapidly heading the wrong way down Osmo Street. Are you sure you wouldn't like to hang a U Turn right now?
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
Shhhhhhhhhhh!
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Were you having a twanglespank in the bathroom?
And moving what with what?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Mark Wallace wrote:
And moving what with what?
Moving THIS with THAT!
I hope you realise that hamsters are very creative when it comes to revenge. - Elaine
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I just came back from the bathroom, where I had a revelation, a veritable epiphany: A new social web site called TwangleSpank. The catch phrase: "Where you can share your personal, deepest thoughts, with complete strangers". It's written in a new language, called Distributed Natural Language Assembly (DNLASS). DNLASS is implemented with Ruby on Rails, so I'm sure I'll get venture capitol. Some sample code:
MOVE THIS TO THERE
SUBTRACT THIS FROM THAT
RETURN THISThere are no numbers or types, just comparisons
COMPARE THIS TO THAT
EQUALS THIS, THAT
RETURN THAT
OTHERWISE
RETURN THISLuckily there's number literals
COMPARE THIS, 10
EQUALS THIS, 9
RETURN THAT(9)
EQUALS THIS, 8
RETURN THAT(8)
EQUALS THIS, 7
RETURN THAT(7)
OTHERWISE REPEATNo variables other than THIS or THAT. This makes it easy to remember. I think it has great promise.
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
Jim Crafton wrote:
No variables other than THIS or THAT
Thet're not variables; they're objects that are instantiated at a whim.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark Wallace wrote:
And moving what with what?
Moving THIS with THAT!
I hope you realise that hamsters are very creative when it comes to revenge. - Elaine
Sorry. It's a new language to me; I'm not used to the syntax.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I just came back from the bathroom, where I had a revelation, a veritable epiphany: A new social web site called TwangleSpank. The catch phrase: "Where you can share your personal, deepest thoughts, with complete strangers". It's written in a new language, called Distributed Natural Language Assembly (DNLASS). DNLASS is implemented with Ruby on Rails, so I'm sure I'll get venture capitol. Some sample code:
MOVE THIS TO THERE
SUBTRACT THIS FROM THAT
RETURN THISThere are no numbers or types, just comparisons
COMPARE THIS TO THAT
EQUALS THIS, THAT
RETURN THAT
OTHERWISE
RETURN THISLuckily there's number literals
COMPARE THIS, 10
EQUALS THIS, 9
RETURN THAT(9)
EQUALS THIS, 8
RETURN THAT(8)
EQUALS THIS, 7
RETURN THAT(7)
OTHERWISE REPEATNo variables other than THIS or THAT. This makes it easy to remember. I think it has great promise.
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
Hey, it's the 21st century version of Valley Girl Talk! Marc
I'm not overthinking the problem, I just felt like I needed a small, unimportant, uninteresting rant! - Martin Hart Turner
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Hey, it's the 21st century version of Valley Girl Talk! Marc
I'm not overthinking the problem, I just felt like I needed a small, unimportant, uninteresting rant! - Martin Hart Turner
Wait till DNLASS CTP Beta 2, where I'll introduce the new keyword "LIKE".
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
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Hey, it's the 21st century version of Valley Girl Talk! Marc
I'm not overthinking the problem, I just felt like I needed a small, unimportant, uninteresting rant! - Martin Hart Turner
Example...
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Jim Crafton wrote:
No variables other than THIS or THAT
Thet're not variables; they're objects that are instantiated at a whim.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hey, it's the 21st century version of Valley Girl Talk! Marc
I'm not overthinking the problem, I just felt like I needed a small, unimportant, uninteresting rant! - Martin Hart Turner
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Pull the OTHER one.
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Trollslayer wrote:
Pull the OTHER one.
OK. They're factories that use fuzzy genetic backpropagation algorithms to intuit which kind of object to generate to store the value-type assigned to them.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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that has three keywords - THAT, Is and SO.
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Trollslayer wrote:
THAT, Is and SO
WHAT
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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Trollslayer wrote:
THAT, Is and SO
WHAT
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
WHEN WHAT IS THEN SO
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WHEN WHAT IS THEN SO
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THEN SO IS WHAT WHEN
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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Were you having a twanglespank in the bathroom?
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That was my first thought..
John