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  • D Dalek Dave

    Were you having a twanglespank in the bathroom?

    ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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    Jim Crafton
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    What a dirty little mind you have!

    ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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    • J Jim Crafton

      What a dirty little mind you have!

      ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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      Dalek Dave
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      You started it! :)

      ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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      • J Jim Crafton

        I just came back from the bathroom, where I had a revelation, a veritable epiphany: A new social web site called TwangleSpank. The catch phrase: "Where you can share your personal, deepest thoughts, with complete strangers". It's written in a new language, called Distributed Natural Language Assembly (DNLASS). DNLASS is implemented with Ruby on Rails, so I'm sure I'll get venture capitol. Some sample code:

        MOVE THIS TO THERE
        SUBTRACT THIS FROM THAT
        RETURN THIS

        There are no numbers or types, just comparisons

        COMPARE THIS TO THAT
        EQUALS THIS, THAT
        RETURN THAT
        OTHERWISE
        RETURN THIS

        Luckily there's number literals

        COMPARE THIS, 10
        EQUALS THIS, 9
        RETURN THAT(9)
        EQUALS THIS, 8
        RETURN THAT(8)
        EQUALS THIS, 7
        RETURN THAT(7)
        OTHERWISE REPEAT

        No variables other than THIS or THAT. This makes it easy to remember. I think it has great promise.

        ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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        Pete OHanlon
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        You are rapidly heading the wrong way down Osmo Street. Are you sure you wouldn't like to hang a U Turn right now?

        "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

        As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

        My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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        • D Dalek Dave

          Were you having a twanglespank in the bathroom?

          ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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          Pete OHanlon
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          That's Numberwang.

          "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

          As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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          • P Pete OHanlon

            That's Numberwang.

            "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

            As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

            My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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            Dalek Dave
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            I thought a numberwang only happened on trains!

            ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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            • J Jim Crafton

              I just came back from the bathroom, where I had a revelation, a veritable epiphany: A new social web site called TwangleSpank. The catch phrase: "Where you can share your personal, deepest thoughts, with complete strangers". It's written in a new language, called Distributed Natural Language Assembly (DNLASS). DNLASS is implemented with Ruby on Rails, so I'm sure I'll get venture capitol. Some sample code:

              MOVE THIS TO THERE
              SUBTRACT THIS FROM THAT
              RETURN THIS

              There are no numbers or types, just comparisons

              COMPARE THIS TO THAT
              EQUALS THIS, THAT
              RETURN THAT
              OTHERWISE
              RETURN THIS

              Luckily there's number literals

              COMPARE THIS, 10
              EQUALS THIS, 9
              RETURN THAT(9)
              EQUALS THIS, 8
              RETURN THAT(8)
              EQUALS THIS, 7
              RETURN THAT(7)
              OTHERWISE REPEAT

              No variables other than THIS or THAT. This makes it easy to remember. I think it has great promise.

              ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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              Rama Krishna Vavilala
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              All I can say is you have to move fast. The bubble can burst anytime.

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              • J Jim Crafton

                I just came back from the bathroom, where I had a revelation, a veritable epiphany: A new social web site called TwangleSpank. The catch phrase: "Where you can share your personal, deepest thoughts, with complete strangers". It's written in a new language, called Distributed Natural Language Assembly (DNLASS). DNLASS is implemented with Ruby on Rails, so I'm sure I'll get venture capitol. Some sample code:

                MOVE THIS TO THERE
                SUBTRACT THIS FROM THAT
                RETURN THIS

                There are no numbers or types, just comparisons

                COMPARE THIS TO THAT
                EQUALS THIS, THAT
                RETURN THAT
                OTHERWISE
                RETURN THIS

                Luckily there's number literals

                COMPARE THIS, 10
                EQUALS THIS, 9
                RETURN THAT(9)
                EQUALS THIS, 8
                RETURN THAT(8)
                EQUALS THIS, 7
                RETURN THAT(7)
                OTHERWISE REPEAT

                No variables other than THIS or THAT. This makes it easy to remember. I think it has great promise.

                ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                ricmil42
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                Can't wait for the IPO!

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                • J Jim Crafton

                  I just came back from the bathroom, where I had a revelation, a veritable epiphany: A new social web site called TwangleSpank. The catch phrase: "Where you can share your personal, deepest thoughts, with complete strangers". It's written in a new language, called Distributed Natural Language Assembly (DNLASS). DNLASS is implemented with Ruby on Rails, so I'm sure I'll get venture capitol. Some sample code:

                  MOVE THIS TO THERE
                  SUBTRACT THIS FROM THAT
                  RETURN THIS

                  There are no numbers or types, just comparisons

                  COMPARE THIS TO THAT
                  EQUALS THIS, THAT
                  RETURN THAT
                  OTHERWISE
                  RETURN THIS

                  Luckily there's number literals

                  COMPARE THIS, 10
                  EQUALS THIS, 9
                  RETURN THAT(9)
                  EQUALS THIS, 8
                  RETURN THAT(8)
                  EQUALS THIS, 7
                  RETURN THAT(7)
                  OTHERWISE REPEAT

                  No variables other than THIS or THAT. This makes it easy to remember. I think it has great promise.

                  ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                  Lost User
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                  No thanks... I'l wait for .NET Framework v5.5 SP2 that includes DNLASS#

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                  • L Lost User

                    No thanks... I'l wait for .NET Framework v5.5 SP2 that includes DNLASS#

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    I am too mean, I will wait for DNLASS# Express Edition.

                    ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      I thought a numberwang only happened on trains!

                      ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                      Dan Neely
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                      no, that's numberear

                      The European Way of War: Blow your own continent up. The American Way of War: Go over and help them.

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                      • R ricmil42

                        Can't wait for the IPO!

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                        Dan Neely
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                        ricmil42 wrote:

                        IPO

                        Idiot Powered Obscenity?

                        The European Way of War: Blow your own continent up. The American Way of War: Go over and help them.

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          Were you having a twanglespank in the bathroom?

                          ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                          Mark_Wallace
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                          Dalek Dave wrote:

                          Were you having a twanglespank in the bathroom?

                          And moving what with what?

                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            I am too mean, I will wait for DNLASS# Express Edition.

                            ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                            Lost User
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                            Dalek Dave wrote:

                            DNLASS# Express Edition.

                            But that won't include the telepathic Missing LINQ &trade database auto-completion, normalizing, error-detection/correction wizard.

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                            • P Pete OHanlon

                              You are rapidly heading the wrong way down Osmo Street. Are you sure you wouldn't like to hang a U Turn right now?

                              "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                              As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                              My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                              martin_hughes
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                              Shhhhhhhhhhh!

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                              • M Mark_Wallace

                                Dalek Dave wrote:

                                Were you having a twanglespank in the bathroom?

                                And moving what with what?

                                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                hairy_hats
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                                Mark Wallace wrote:

                                And moving what with what?

                                Moving THIS with THAT!

                                I hope you realise that hamsters are very creative when it comes to revenge. - Elaine

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                                • J Jim Crafton

                                  I just came back from the bathroom, where I had a revelation, a veritable epiphany: A new social web site called TwangleSpank. The catch phrase: "Where you can share your personal, deepest thoughts, with complete strangers". It's written in a new language, called Distributed Natural Language Assembly (DNLASS). DNLASS is implemented with Ruby on Rails, so I'm sure I'll get venture capitol. Some sample code:

                                  MOVE THIS TO THERE
                                  SUBTRACT THIS FROM THAT
                                  RETURN THIS

                                  There are no numbers or types, just comparisons

                                  COMPARE THIS TO THAT
                                  EQUALS THIS, THAT
                                  RETURN THAT
                                  OTHERWISE
                                  RETURN THIS

                                  Luckily there's number literals

                                  COMPARE THIS, 10
                                  EQUALS THIS, 9
                                  RETURN THAT(9)
                                  EQUALS THIS, 8
                                  RETURN THAT(8)
                                  EQUALS THIS, 7
                                  RETURN THAT(7)
                                  OTHERWISE REPEAT

                                  No variables other than THIS or THAT. This makes it easy to remember. I think it has great promise.

                                  ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                                  Mark_Wallace
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                                  Jim Crafton wrote:

                                  No variables other than THIS or THAT

                                  Thet're not variables; they're objects that are instantiated at a whim.

                                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                  • H hairy_hats

                                    Mark Wallace wrote:

                                    And moving what with what?

                                    Moving THIS with THAT!

                                    I hope you realise that hamsters are very creative when it comes to revenge. - Elaine

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                                    Mark_Wallace
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                                    Sorry. It's a new language to me; I'm not used to the syntax.

                                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                    • J Jim Crafton

                                      I just came back from the bathroom, where I had a revelation, a veritable epiphany: A new social web site called TwangleSpank. The catch phrase: "Where you can share your personal, deepest thoughts, with complete strangers". It's written in a new language, called Distributed Natural Language Assembly (DNLASS). DNLASS is implemented with Ruby on Rails, so I'm sure I'll get venture capitol. Some sample code:

                                      MOVE THIS TO THERE
                                      SUBTRACT THIS FROM THAT
                                      RETURN THIS

                                      There are no numbers or types, just comparisons

                                      COMPARE THIS TO THAT
                                      EQUALS THIS, THAT
                                      RETURN THAT
                                      OTHERWISE
                                      RETURN THIS

                                      Luckily there's number literals

                                      COMPARE THIS, 10
                                      EQUALS THIS, 9
                                      RETURN THAT(9)
                                      EQUALS THIS, 8
                                      RETURN THAT(8)
                                      EQUALS THIS, 7
                                      RETURN THAT(7)
                                      OTHERWISE REPEAT

                                      No variables other than THIS or THAT. This makes it easy to remember. I think it has great promise.

                                      ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                                      Marc Clifton
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                                      Hey, it's the 21st century version of Valley Girl Talk! Marc

                                      Will work for food. Interacx

                                      I'm not overthinking the problem, I just felt like I needed a small, unimportant, uninteresting rant! - Martin Hart Turner

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                                        Hey, it's the 21st century version of Valley Girl Talk! Marc

                                        Will work for food. Interacx

                                        I'm not overthinking the problem, I just felt like I needed a small, unimportant, uninteresting rant! - Martin Hart Turner

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                                        Jim Crafton
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                                        Wait till DNLASS CTP Beta 2, where I'll introduce the new keyword "LIKE".

                                        ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                                        • M Marc Clifton

                                          Hey, it's the 21st century version of Valley Girl Talk! Marc

                                          Will work for food. Interacx

                                          I'm not overthinking the problem, I just felt like I needed a small, unimportant, uninteresting rant! - Martin Hart Turner

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                                          Dalek Dave
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                                          Example... So Like This is (Like) Like You Know (That Is) End Like But So

                                          ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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