New social site idea
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I just came back from the bathroom, where I had a revelation, a veritable epiphany: A new social web site called TwangleSpank. The catch phrase: "Where you can share your personal, deepest thoughts, with complete strangers". It's written in a new language, called Distributed Natural Language Assembly (DNLASS). DNLASS is implemented with Ruby on Rails, so I'm sure I'll get venture capitol. Some sample code:
MOVE THIS TO THERE
SUBTRACT THIS FROM THAT
RETURN THISThere are no numbers or types, just comparisons
COMPARE THIS TO THAT
EQUALS THIS, THAT
RETURN THAT
OTHERWISE
RETURN THISLuckily there's number literals
COMPARE THIS, 10
EQUALS THIS, 9
RETURN THAT(9)
EQUALS THIS, 8
RETURN THAT(8)
EQUALS THIS, 7
RETURN THAT(7)
OTHERWISE REPEATNo variables other than THIS or THAT. This makes it easy to remember. I think it has great promise.
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
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I just came back from the bathroom, where I had a revelation, a veritable epiphany: A new social web site called TwangleSpank. The catch phrase: "Where you can share your personal, deepest thoughts, with complete strangers". It's written in a new language, called Distributed Natural Language Assembly (DNLASS). DNLASS is implemented with Ruby on Rails, so I'm sure I'll get venture capitol. Some sample code:
MOVE THIS TO THERE
SUBTRACT THIS FROM THAT
RETURN THISThere are no numbers or types, just comparisons
COMPARE THIS TO THAT
EQUALS THIS, THAT
RETURN THAT
OTHERWISE
RETURN THISLuckily there's number literals
COMPARE THIS, 10
EQUALS THIS, 9
RETURN THAT(9)
EQUALS THIS, 8
RETURN THAT(8)
EQUALS THIS, 7
RETURN THAT(7)
OTHERWISE REPEATNo variables other than THIS or THAT. This makes it easy to remember. I think it has great promise.
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
Were you having a twanglespank in the bathroom?
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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Were you having a twanglespank in the bathroom?
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
What a dirty little mind you have!
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
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Were you having a twanglespank in the bathroom?
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
That's Numberwang.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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What a dirty little mind you have!
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
You started it! :)
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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I just came back from the bathroom, where I had a revelation, a veritable epiphany: A new social web site called TwangleSpank. The catch phrase: "Where you can share your personal, deepest thoughts, with complete strangers". It's written in a new language, called Distributed Natural Language Assembly (DNLASS). DNLASS is implemented with Ruby on Rails, so I'm sure I'll get venture capitol. Some sample code:
MOVE THIS TO THERE
SUBTRACT THIS FROM THAT
RETURN THISThere are no numbers or types, just comparisons
COMPARE THIS TO THAT
EQUALS THIS, THAT
RETURN THAT
OTHERWISE
RETURN THISLuckily there's number literals
COMPARE THIS, 10
EQUALS THIS, 9
RETURN THAT(9)
EQUALS THIS, 8
RETURN THAT(8)
EQUALS THIS, 7
RETURN THAT(7)
OTHERWISE REPEATNo variables other than THIS or THAT. This makes it easy to remember. I think it has great promise.
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
You are rapidly heading the wrong way down Osmo Street. Are you sure you wouldn't like to hang a U Turn right now?
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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I just came back from the bathroom, where I had a revelation, a veritable epiphany: A new social web site called TwangleSpank. The catch phrase: "Where you can share your personal, deepest thoughts, with complete strangers". It's written in a new language, called Distributed Natural Language Assembly (DNLASS). DNLASS is implemented with Ruby on Rails, so I'm sure I'll get venture capitol. Some sample code:
MOVE THIS TO THERE
SUBTRACT THIS FROM THAT
RETURN THISThere are no numbers or types, just comparisons
COMPARE THIS TO THAT
EQUALS THIS, THAT
RETURN THAT
OTHERWISE
RETURN THISLuckily there's number literals
COMPARE THIS, 10
EQUALS THIS, 9
RETURN THAT(9)
EQUALS THIS, 8
RETURN THAT(8)
EQUALS THIS, 7
RETURN THAT(7)
OTHERWISE REPEATNo variables other than THIS or THAT. This makes it easy to remember. I think it has great promise.
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
All I can say is you have to move fast. The bubble can burst anytime.
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That's Numberwang.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
I thought a numberwang only happened on trains!
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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I just came back from the bathroom, where I had a revelation, a veritable epiphany: A new social web site called TwangleSpank. The catch phrase: "Where you can share your personal, deepest thoughts, with complete strangers". It's written in a new language, called Distributed Natural Language Assembly (DNLASS). DNLASS is implemented with Ruby on Rails, so I'm sure I'll get venture capitol. Some sample code:
MOVE THIS TO THERE
SUBTRACT THIS FROM THAT
RETURN THISThere are no numbers or types, just comparisons
COMPARE THIS TO THAT
EQUALS THIS, THAT
RETURN THAT
OTHERWISE
RETURN THISLuckily there's number literals
COMPARE THIS, 10
EQUALS THIS, 9
RETURN THAT(9)
EQUALS THIS, 8
RETURN THAT(8)
EQUALS THIS, 7
RETURN THAT(7)
OTHERWISE REPEATNo variables other than THIS or THAT. This makes it easy to remember. I think it has great promise.
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
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I just came back from the bathroom, where I had a revelation, a veritable epiphany: A new social web site called TwangleSpank. The catch phrase: "Where you can share your personal, deepest thoughts, with complete strangers". It's written in a new language, called Distributed Natural Language Assembly (DNLASS). DNLASS is implemented with Ruby on Rails, so I'm sure I'll get venture capitol. Some sample code:
MOVE THIS TO THERE
SUBTRACT THIS FROM THAT
RETURN THISThere are no numbers or types, just comparisons
COMPARE THIS TO THAT
EQUALS THIS, THAT
RETURN THAT
OTHERWISE
RETURN THISLuckily there's number literals
COMPARE THIS, 10
EQUALS THIS, 9
RETURN THAT(9)
EQUALS THIS, 8
RETURN THAT(8)
EQUALS THIS, 7
RETURN THAT(7)
OTHERWISE REPEATNo variables other than THIS or THAT. This makes it easy to remember. I think it has great promise.
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
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I am too mean, I will wait for DNLASS# Express Edition.
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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I thought a numberwang only happened on trains!
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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Were you having a twanglespank in the bathroom?
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
Dalek Dave wrote:
Were you having a twanglespank in the bathroom?
And moving what with what?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I am too mean, I will wait for DNLASS# Express Edition.
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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You are rapidly heading the wrong way down Osmo Street. Are you sure you wouldn't like to hang a U Turn right now?
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
Shhhhhhhhhhh!
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Were you having a twanglespank in the bathroom?
And moving what with what?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Mark Wallace wrote:
And moving what with what?
Moving THIS with THAT!
I hope you realise that hamsters are very creative when it comes to revenge. - Elaine
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I just came back from the bathroom, where I had a revelation, a veritable epiphany: A new social web site called TwangleSpank. The catch phrase: "Where you can share your personal, deepest thoughts, with complete strangers". It's written in a new language, called Distributed Natural Language Assembly (DNLASS). DNLASS is implemented with Ruby on Rails, so I'm sure I'll get venture capitol. Some sample code:
MOVE THIS TO THERE
SUBTRACT THIS FROM THAT
RETURN THISThere are no numbers or types, just comparisons
COMPARE THIS TO THAT
EQUALS THIS, THAT
RETURN THAT
OTHERWISE
RETURN THISLuckily there's number literals
COMPARE THIS, 10
EQUALS THIS, 9
RETURN THAT(9)
EQUALS THIS, 8
RETURN THAT(8)
EQUALS THIS, 7
RETURN THAT(7)
OTHERWISE REPEATNo variables other than THIS or THAT. This makes it easy to remember. I think it has great promise.
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
Jim Crafton wrote:
No variables other than THIS or THAT
Thet're not variables; they're objects that are instantiated at a whim.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark Wallace wrote:
And moving what with what?
Moving THIS with THAT!
I hope you realise that hamsters are very creative when it comes to revenge. - Elaine
Sorry. It's a new language to me; I'm not used to the syntax.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I just came back from the bathroom, where I had a revelation, a veritable epiphany: A new social web site called TwangleSpank. The catch phrase: "Where you can share your personal, deepest thoughts, with complete strangers". It's written in a new language, called Distributed Natural Language Assembly (DNLASS). DNLASS is implemented with Ruby on Rails, so I'm sure I'll get venture capitol. Some sample code:
MOVE THIS TO THERE
SUBTRACT THIS FROM THAT
RETURN THISThere are no numbers or types, just comparisons
COMPARE THIS TO THAT
EQUALS THIS, THAT
RETURN THAT
OTHERWISE
RETURN THISLuckily there's number literals
COMPARE THIS, 10
EQUALS THIS, 9
RETURN THAT(9)
EQUALS THIS, 8
RETURN THAT(8)
EQUALS THIS, 7
RETURN THAT(7)
OTHERWISE REPEATNo variables other than THIS or THAT. This makes it easy to remember. I think it has great promise.
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
Hey, it's the 21st century version of Valley Girl Talk! Marc
I'm not overthinking the problem, I just felt like I needed a small, unimportant, uninteresting rant! - Martin Hart Turner