Programming's Foul Language

[Joe Woodbury]

COM

[TommyTomToms]

:omg: Thanks for the info. I rather be flippin burgers at Macdonald than code in that abomination. Thank god for C# :-D

[Miszou]

option explicit option base 1 on error resume next #define (Macro with parameters, for super-awesome side-effects!)

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[Lost User]

Scope creep.

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[Pete OHanlon]

Parts of it - you can't do method invocation with it.

"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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[Nougat H]

something something {

more of that something

}

I know some like this kind of brace style but personally I can't stand it at all. It goes so far that I tend to reformat a piece of code with this brace style before reading it :-D.

____________________________ I didn't know what to put in here.

[Chris Maunder]

I mean - it's a pretty awful thing to wish upon a developer...

cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

[Robert Surtees]

SIGSEGV

[Rama Krishna Vavilala]

So I guess at CP does not ask programmers to write documents. Are you hiring? :)

[Rama Krishna Vavilala]

Judging by CP Posts: I will say is W*F where * = P, C, W

[Michael Dunn]

"solution" (which is now a programming term thanks to VS)

--Mike-- Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam

[Chris Maunder]

The point is that I'm evil.

cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

[Ennis Ray Lynch Jr]

Senior Developer with 3 years experience and contract rates that are less than full-time w/ benefits compensation but that is just me.

Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." --Stephen Crane

[Philip Laureano]

public void InSpace()
{
try
{
// Scream...
you.Scream();
}
catch(Exception ex)
{
// No one can hear you...
}
}

Do you know...LinFu?

[Steve Ungstad]

1. Any code that uses disk files for temporary variable storage. It means speed is throttled by disk IO, which makes delayed write required, which threatens the entire system file system. 2. Yes: "Option base 1" is such a bad idea. 3. Any do-nothing wait loop without an abort mechanism: the HP/RMB BASIC "WAIT {seconds}" would stop the whole machine, including the display and IO while it did nothing. 4. Any compiler that allows uninitialized variables. Random values cause unpredictable behavior/crashes. 5. Any (real time/ ISR) code that will stack overflow if the CPU is too slow. ...etc

[Vikram A Punathambekar]

Really? I loved checked exceptions when I was programming in Java. I have the backing of at least one more highly-respected CPian. :)

Cheers, Vikram. (Proud to have finally cracked a CCC!)

[Rajesh R Subramanian]

Sleep(1000); X|

It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini

[Mark_Wallace]

Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:

EVERY time I read your signature, I cringe :shudder:

These days, I have a hard time cutting bread without cringing.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Kr0d]

COM and Interop

[JasonPSage]

like the word gay has lost it's original meaning - a shame it is... so to is the word "net" ... now when I hear "net" or "dot net" I shrudder

Know way too many languages... master of none!