Programming's Foul Language

[Chris Maunder]

I mean - it's a pretty awful thing to wish upon a developer...

cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

[Robert Surtees]

SIGSEGV

[Rama Krishna Vavilala]

So I guess at CP does not ask programmers to write documents. Are you hiring? :)

[Rama Krishna Vavilala]

Judging by CP Posts: I will say is W*F where * = P, C, W

[Michael Dunn]

"solution" (which is now a programming term thanks to VS)

--Mike-- Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam

[Chris Maunder]

The point is that I'm evil.

cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

[Ennis Ray Lynch Jr]

Senior Developer with 3 years experience and contract rates that are less than full-time w/ benefits compensation but that is just me.

Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." --Stephen Crane

[Philip Laureano]

public void InSpace()
{
try
{
// Scream...
you.Scream();
}
catch(Exception ex)
{
// No one can hear you...
}
}

Do you know...LinFu?

[Steve Ungstad]

1. Any code that uses disk files for temporary variable storage. It means speed is throttled by disk IO, which makes delayed write required, which threatens the entire system file system. 2. Yes: "Option base 1" is such a bad idea. 3. Any do-nothing wait loop without an abort mechanism: the HP/RMB BASIC "WAIT {seconds}" would stop the whole machine, including the display and IO while it did nothing. 4. Any compiler that allows uninitialized variables. Random values cause unpredictable behavior/crashes. 5. Any (real time/ ISR) code that will stack overflow if the CPU is too slow. ...etc

[Vikram A Punathambekar]

Really? I loved checked exceptions when I was programming in Java. I have the backing of at least one more highly-respected CPian. :)

Cheers, Vikram. (Proud to have finally cracked a CCC!)

[Rajesh R Subramanian]

Sleep(1000); X|

It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini

[Mark_Wallace]

Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:

EVERY time I read your signature, I cringe :shudder:

These days, I have a hard time cutting bread without cringing.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Kr0d]

COM and Interop

[JasonPSage]

like the word gay has lost it's original meaning - a shame it is... so to is the word "net" ... now when I hear "net" or "dot net" I shrudder

Know way too many languages... master of none!

[Yortw]

Awesome ! At least dropping the case sensitivity... I'm kinda used to the semi-colon now ;P

[Mark_Wallace]

Rama Krishna Vavilala wrote:

So I guess at CP does not ask programmers to write documents.

Nobody should ask programmers to write documents. Documents written by programmers are the bane of my existence.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[dmitri_sps]

Kidding ? :omg: Coding without it is like using FORTRAN: do not catch anything, or enclose all code in try/catch, just in case ;P

[keozcigisoft]

Java, COM, COM+, Interpreted languages, SOA

[Jorgen Sigvardsson]

QueryInterface() was a part of IUnknown... ;P

-- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit

[Jorgen Sigvardsson]

SIGBUS wasn't so hot either.

-- Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit