New Twat'er on the block
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There are about 30 million copies about from when everyone bought everyone else a copy for christmas a few years back. Clever marketing trick that, get the critics to say what a fantastic novel blah blah. Everyone buys one and wraps it up not realising just how shit it is. By the time everyone unwraps it and realises it's log you've sold however many million copies and don't care. What I don't understand is how he managed to sell any books after that.
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For real, I stood there gobsmacked!!! It was a full section floor to ceiling, and from the look of the spines they were all just clones of Twighlight... I thought Mills & Boon was bad enough, but now add this to the mix and it will just melt your brain!!!
Rhuros wrote:
from the look of the spines they were all just clones of Twighlight...
So not even the original! Someone saw that Twilight was selling and thought "Me Too". If you want an emotionless bloodsucking leech for sex, try my ex wife!
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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His publisher must be an absolute genius to pull of selling millions of copies of the other offerings... Although you'll be surprised at what crap people will read....
He has new one out soon, guaranteed to be number one best seller. It is a rip off of National Treasure 2. (Masons in America, this time it's Personal)
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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Rhuros wrote:
from the look of the spines they were all just clones of Twighlight...
So not even the original! Someone saw that Twilight was selling and thought "Me Too". If you want an emotionless bloodsucking leech for sex, try my ex wife!
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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He has new one out soon, guaranteed to be number one best seller. It is a rip off of National Treasure 2. (Masons in America, this time it's Personal)
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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There are about 30 million copies about from when everyone bought everyone else a copy for christmas a few years back. Clever marketing trick that, get the critics to say what a fantastic novel blah blah. Everyone buys one and wraps it up not realising just how shit it is. By the time everyone unwraps it and realises it's log you've sold however many million copies and don't care. What I don't understand is how he managed to sell any books after that.
He managed to sell books after that because the majority of people still don't realise just how sh*t it is. Most people like books that are really easy to read but make them feel smart and wouldn't actually know a decent piece of writing if it came up and bit them in the face.
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He managed to sell books after that because the majority of people still don't realise just how sh*t it is. Most people like books that are really easy to read but make them feel smart and wouldn't actually know a decent piece of writing if it came up and bit them in the face.
It was Gustav Flaubert who, in Madame Bovary, said "Inside every Revolutionary is a Policeman". Whatever we think of our own tastes, we do not like others to disagree, they are automatically wrong.
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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Woofer - http://woofertime.com/[^] X|
I tried to woof, but it didn't work! :'(
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... _________________________________________________________ My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features.
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I tried to woof, but it didn't work! :'(
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... _________________________________________________________ My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features.
Maybe you are barking at the wrong tree..? :)
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For real, I stood there gobsmacked!!! It was a full section floor to ceiling, and from the look of the spines they were all just clones of Twighlight... I thought Mills & Boon was bad enough, but now add this to the mix and it will just melt your brain!!!
Mills and Boone meets the Xfiles - parawhatsit....
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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Maybe you are barking at the wrong tree..? :)
And thereby hangs a Tail
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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Mills and Boone meets the Xfiles - parawhatsit....
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
Sky Diver Falls for Instructor! Para Romance! (Falls geddit?)
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC