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  • I Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer

    http://www.codeproject.com/Members/Iain-Clarke[^] Someone has changed my profile picture recently to a more... contemporary one... I didn't do it, the only person who has access to a PC with my "remember me" cookies disclaims any responsibility (and photoshop ability!). The only other possibilities are... I've inadvertently "remember me"'d ona nother PC and forgotten it, or... ...someone with site access replaced my picture. Me making a mistake is VERY unlikely, so... IT'S ALL MAUNDERS FAULT! PELT HIM WITH MOULDY VEGEMITE! (If you can tell the difference...) Iain.

    I have now moved to Sweden for love (awwww). If you're in Scandinavia and want an MVP on the payroll (or happy with a remote worker), or need cotract work done, give me a job! http://cv.imcsoft.co.uk/[^]

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    stevepqr
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    Very amusing - Now who would do a thing like that? :)

    Apathy Rules - I suppose...

    Its not the things you fear that come to get you but all the things that you don't expect

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      Do you know that the Vikings had never used hornet helmets? At least not in a battle – this is a Hollywood fiction. Also in the states established from the Vikings – Scandinavian, England, Russia nobody ever used this type of helmets. BTW – Iain, it’s probably just me, but does this picture look a little gay?

      The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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      Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer
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      Deyan Georgiev wrote:

      Do you know that the Vikings had never used hornet helmets?

      Not in battle? Were they just for hanging up undies? (Yes, I did know. And not all women here are large chested with blond braids. Sadly...) Iain.

      I have now moved to Sweden for love (awwww). If you're in Scandinavia and want an MVP on the payroll (or happy with a remote worker), or need cotract work done, give me a job! http://cv.imcsoft.co.uk/[^]

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      • I Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer

        http://www.codeproject.com/Members/Iain-Clarke[^] Someone has changed my profile picture recently to a more... contemporary one... I didn't do it, the only person who has access to a PC with my "remember me" cookies disclaims any responsibility (and photoshop ability!). The only other possibilities are... I've inadvertently "remember me"'d ona nother PC and forgotten it, or... ...someone with site access replaced my picture. Me making a mistake is VERY unlikely, so... IT'S ALL MAUNDERS FAULT! PELT HIM WITH MOULDY VEGEMITE! (If you can tell the difference...) Iain.

        I have now moved to Sweden for love (awwww). If you're in Scandinavia and want an MVP on the payroll (or happy with a remote worker), or need cotract work done, give me a job! http://cv.imcsoft.co.uk/[^]

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        MidwestLimey
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        Contemporary? You assualt the Swedish landscape dressed as a horny viking girl? Yeeegads.

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        • I Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer

          http://www.codeproject.com/Members/Iain-Clarke[^] Someone has changed my profile picture recently to a more... contemporary one... I didn't do it, the only person who has access to a PC with my "remember me" cookies disclaims any responsibility (and photoshop ability!). The only other possibilities are... I've inadvertently "remember me"'d ona nother PC and forgotten it, or... ...someone with site access replaced my picture. Me making a mistake is VERY unlikely, so... IT'S ALL MAUNDERS FAULT! PELT HIM WITH MOULDY VEGEMITE! (If you can tell the difference...) Iain.

          I have now moved to Sweden for love (awwww). If you're in Scandinavia and want an MVP on the payroll (or happy with a remote worker), or need cotract work done, give me a job! http://cv.imcsoft.co.uk/[^]

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          Vikram A Punathambekar
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          That explains the Viking helmet.... ;)

          Cheers, Vikram. (Proud to have finally cracked a CCC!)

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            That explains the Viking helmet.... ;)

            Cheers, Vikram. (Proud to have finally cracked a CCC!)

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            Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer
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            Well, there was this strange request at 11pm... ICWP.

            I have now moved to Sweden for love (awwww). If you're in Scandinavia and want an MVP on the payroll (or happy with a remote worker), or need cotract work done, give me a job! http://cv.imcsoft.co.uk/[^]

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            • C Chris Maunder

              ce n'est pas moi! (Although the offer of the vegemite is tempting...) [Edit: Besides, not even I could have come up with such an awesome pic. That is gold]

              cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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              Christopher Duncan
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              Yeah. Right. I hear you talking. You know, the picture of a small, hairless canine on my profile is there because way back when, every time I tried to change it to a more humanoid appearance, a day or two latter I would inevitably witness the Return of the Chihuahua. Methinks he doth protest too much.

              Christopher Duncan www.PracticalUSA.com Author of The Career Programmer and Unite the Tribes Copywriting Services

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              • H HimanshuJoshi

                Iain Clarke, Warrior Programmer wrote:

                I did think of that, but I think it's faaaaaar more likely to be my error than an actual act of an admin.

                Then why do you accuse? Also I know that you must have thought of it before, that's why I added the word "Obvious" in my post.

                Iain Clarke, Warrior Programmer wrote:

                I'm bringing it up here for amusement value, rather than thinking it was a real bug / naughty move.

                oh that's why BTW, j'accuse, somebody voted [EDIT]you me [EDIT] down

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                Dan Neely
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                Your humor sensor appears to've failed. I hope it's still under warranty.

                The latest nation. Procrastination.

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                • I Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer

                  http://www.codeproject.com/Members/Iain-Clarke[^] Someone has changed my profile picture recently to a more... contemporary one... I didn't do it, the only person who has access to a PC with my "remember me" cookies disclaims any responsibility (and photoshop ability!). The only other possibilities are... I've inadvertently "remember me"'d ona nother PC and forgotten it, or... ...someone with site access replaced my picture. Me making a mistake is VERY unlikely, so... IT'S ALL MAUNDERS FAULT! PELT HIM WITH MOULDY VEGEMITE! (If you can tell the difference...) Iain.

                  I have now moved to Sweden for love (awwww). If you're in Scandinavia and want an MVP on the payroll (or happy with a remote worker), or need cotract work done, give me a job! http://cv.imcsoft.co.uk/[^]

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                  realJSOP
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                  Iain Clarke wrote:

                  I didn't do it, the only person who has access to a PC with my "remember me" cookies disclaims any responsibility (and photoshop ability!).

                  So, they added the horns?

                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                  "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                  • I Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer

                    http://www.codeproject.com/Members/Iain-Clarke[^] Someone has changed my profile picture recently to a more... contemporary one... I didn't do it, the only person who has access to a PC with my "remember me" cookies disclaims any responsibility (and photoshop ability!). The only other possibilities are... I've inadvertently "remember me"'d ona nother PC and forgotten it, or... ...someone with site access replaced my picture. Me making a mistake is VERY unlikely, so... IT'S ALL MAUNDERS FAULT! PELT HIM WITH MOULDY VEGEMITE! (If you can tell the difference...) Iain.

                    I have now moved to Sweden for love (awwww). If you're in Scandinavia and want an MVP on the payroll (or happy with a remote worker), or need cotract work done, give me a job! http://cv.imcsoft.co.uk/[^]

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                    Caslen
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                    I know who did it...:suss:

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                      Iain Clarke wrote:

                      I didn't do it, the only person who has access to a PC with my "remember me" cookies disclaims any responsibility (and photoshop ability!).

                      So, they added the horns?

                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                      -----
                      "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                      Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer
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                      Well, the horns are all me - but the hair colour is just so-o-o-o-o not me. Iain.

                      I have now moved to Sweden for love (awwww). If you're in Scandinavia and want an MVP on the payroll (or happy with a remote worker), or need cotract work done, give me a job! http://cv.imcsoft.co.uk/[^]

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                      • C Caslen

                        I know who did it...:suss:

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                        Single Step Debugger
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                        How much?

                        The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                        • I Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer

                          Well, there was this strange request at 11pm... ICWP.

                          I have now moved to Sweden for love (awwww). If you're in Scandinavia and want an MVP on the payroll (or happy with a remote worker), or need cotract work done, give me a job! http://cv.imcsoft.co.uk/[^]

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                          Vikram A Punathambekar
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                          International Centre for Women Playwrights[^] ?

                          Cheers, Vikram. (Proud to have finally cracked a CCC!)

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                            How much?

                            The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                            Caslen
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                            How much you got?

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                              International Centre for Women Playwrights[^] ?

                              Cheers, Vikram. (Proud to have finally cracked a CCC!)

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                              Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer
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                              Of course it already stands for something. Looks like I'd better find new initials! IC maybe WP.

                              I have now moved to Sweden for love (awwww). If you're in Scandinavia and want an MVP on the payroll (or happy with a remote worker), or need cotract work done, give me a job! http://cv.imcsoft.co.uk/[^]

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                              • C Caslen

                                How much you got?

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                                Dan Neely
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                                3 pennies, some pocket lint, and if you really want I can probably dig up a little belly button lint as well. :rolleyes:

                                The latest nation. Procrastination.

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                                  How much you got?

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                                  Single Step Debugger
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                                  No one can give you as much as I can promise you.

                                  The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                                    3 pennies, some pocket lint, and if you really want I can probably dig up a little belly button lint as well. :rolleyes:

                                    The latest nation. Procrastination.

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                                    Single Step Debugger
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                                    Hi Patrick! It’s me – Squidward!

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                                    • I Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer

                                      Of course it already stands for something. Looks like I'd better find new initials! IC maybe WP.

                                      I have now moved to Sweden for love (awwww). If you're in Scandinavia and want an MVP on the payroll (or happy with a remote worker), or need cotract work done, give me a job! http://cv.imcsoft.co.uk/[^]

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                                      Rajesh R Subramanian
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                                      Iain Clarke, Warrior Programmer - No Really!

                                      It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini

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                                      • D Dan Neely

                                        3 pennies, some pocket lint, and if you really want I can probably dig up a little belly button lint as well. :rolleyes:

                                        The latest nation. Procrastination.

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                                        Caslen
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                                        Yikes! I'll keep my secret then - although the answer is here in this thread for those that know where to look...

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                                        • D Dan Neely

                                          Your humor sensor appears to've failed. I hope it's still under warranty.

                                          The latest nation. Procrastination.

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                                          Rajesh R Subramanian
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                                          :laugh: It is 12.24 AM here and I'm in the middle of a compilation (which will hopefully be over in a couple of minutes). Your joke made me laugh very loud, but thankfully nobody else were woken up in the home. :)

                                          It is a crappy thing, but it's life -^ Carlo Pallini

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