JOTD: International Council OF MAN LAWS
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I thought the powers that be would have added this, so I propose an Amendment: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Amendment to the International Council of Man Laws: NEW Article: 28) Real men see in at best only 6 colours, participating in a conversation regarding particular 'shades' of colour is an act of treachery; with castration the only just form of punishment. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- All those in favour say 'I'... :-D
"...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"
Rule 29: When buying a car, it has a petrol engine, not diesel, not hybrid, and not sodding electric. Rule 30: A man will own one suit. This shall be used for weddings, funerals, job interviews and court appearances. Rule 31: When exiting a shower, the towel is worn either round the waist or casually tossed over one shoulder. It is at no time worn round the chest. Rule 31a: If a woman is present when exiting the shower, the genitals should be waved at her and the call of "Whay Hay" given.
------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006
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Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:
"Fuschia (or whatever it is called) is not a color recognized by men. Ever."
Agreed!! :thumbsup:
"...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"
[Mr. Burns] Excellent! [/Mr. Burns] Now, JSOP needs to read this :laugh:
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Rule 29: When buying a car, it has a petrol engine, not diesel, not hybrid, and not sodding electric. Rule 30: A man will own one suit. This shall be used for weddings, funerals, job interviews and court appearances. Rule 31: When exiting a shower, the towel is worn either round the waist or casually tossed over one shoulder. It is at no time worn round the chest. Rule 31a: If a woman is present when exiting the shower, the genitals should be waved at her and the call of "Whay Hay" given.
------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006
:laugh: Very good DD! (Rule 30 - I actually only own one suit! And yes, it only comes out on those special occasions! Spot on!) :thumbsup:
"...great scott!" Dilbert: Aren't all meetings like this... Richard Dawkins: "What if you're wrong?"
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[Mr. Burns] Excellent! [/Mr. Burns] Now, JSOP needs to read this :laugh:
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Good to see other people are carrying on what I started. :laugh: I'd like to add a corollary (sadly, not my own) to your assertion:
Peach and Pumpkin are fruits, not colours. Men have no idea what Mauve is.
Cheers, Vikram. (Proud to have finally cracked a CCC!)
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Good to see other people are carrying on what I started. :laugh: I'd like to add a corollary (sadly, not my own) to your assertion:
Peach and Pumpkin are fruits, not colours. Men have no idea what Mauve is.
Cheers, Vikram. (Proud to have finally cracked a CCC!)
Or Taupe!
------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006
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Or Taupe!
------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006
What the heck is Taupe?! (no I haven't googled and neither do I have the intention to!)
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Good to see other people are carrying on what I started. :laugh: I'd like to add a corollary (sadly, not my own) to your assertion:
Peach and Pumpkin are fruits, not colours. Men have no idea what Mauve is.
Cheers, Vikram. (Proud to have finally cracked a CCC!)
Certainly! It was shocking to me that JSOP (of all people!!!) knew what it meant!
Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:
Peach and Pumpkin are fruits, not colours. Men have no idea what Mauve is.
As DD says "Tick VG" :-D
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What the heck is Taupe?! (no I haven't googled and neither do I have the intention to!)
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It's between Beige and Mushroom. [Hangs head in shame....]
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Good to see other people are carrying on what I started. :laugh: I'd like to add a corollary (sadly, not my own) to your assertion:
Peach and Pumpkin are fruits, not colours. Men have no idea what Mauve is.
Cheers, Vikram. (Proud to have finally cracked a CCC!)
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It's between Beige and Mushroom. [Hangs head in shame....]
What's a Beige?
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What's a Beige?
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A shade lighter than Taupe!
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What the heck is Taupe?! (no I haven't googled and neither do I have the intention to!)
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Isn't that something you chuck over the roof when you have a broken tile.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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It's between Beige and Mushroom. [Hangs head in shame....]
When you say mushroom are you referring to the colour of the surface or the gills. To chantrelles? to fly agarics? the colours you see when you eat a funky one? Mushroom just can't define a colour in any meaningful way These issues are why real men define colours in hex!
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A shade lighter than Taupe!
Taupe, is that like tape?
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Rule 29: When buying a car, it has a petrol engine, not diesel, not hybrid, and not sodding electric. Rule 30: A man will own one suit. This shall be used for weddings, funerals, job interviews and court appearances. Rule 31: When exiting a shower, the towel is worn either round the waist or casually tossed over one shoulder. It is at no time worn round the chest. Rule 31a: If a woman is present when exiting the shower, the genitals should be waved at her and the call of "Whay Hay" given.
------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006
I'll admit to owning 3 suits. Sometimes you realise too late that your suit(s) is/are still in a crumpled heap from the last time you wore it/them and have to bite the bullet and buy another on the way to said interview/funeral/wedding.
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Or Taupe!
------------------------------------ "Men may make bad decisions, immoral decisions or just plain wrong decisions, but at least they make decisions. Women on the other hand..." Patrick Kielty 2006
What the heck is that?
Cheers, Vikram. (Proud to have finally cracked a CCC!)
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Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:
Men have no idea what Mauve is.
They do - it's the one with the most RAM!
I said men, not PHBs.
Cheers, Vikram. (Proud to have finally cracked a CCC!)
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When you say mushroom are you referring to the colour of the surface or the gills. To chantrelles? to fly agarics? the colours you see when you eat a funky one? Mushroom just can't define a colour in any meaningful way These issues are why real men define colours in hex!
According to an Old Dulux Colour Chart :-)
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What the heck is Taupe?! (no I haven't googled and neither do I have the intention to!)
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It's a colour known only to woman, which when applied to a wall will cause men to say "Oh, you meant brown"
Graham Librarians rule, Ook!
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I move to request an addition to the amendment. "Fuschia (or whatever it is called) is not a color recognized by men. Ever." Aye!
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