Advice for a young gentleman
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A number of our younger members have posted recently about either getting engaged, or, in a fit of utter madness, actually going through with the engagement and tying the knot via marriage. Ultimately they are faced with the question that we all have to deal with from time to time: what to get the missus for her birthday or anniversary. This is a delicate question, one fraught with peril and anxiety. However, desist from your worries my young padawan learners for I have found what you seek: The Ultimate Gift[^]! No, that's alright, don't bother thanking me. I'm a modest man, merely trying to make your life a little easier.
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And such a reasonable price too! Rest assured, I shall be availing myself of this wonderful offer, as soon as hell freezes over.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
Henry Minute wrote:
as soon as hell freezes over.
Too late. It froze last Saturday.
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A number of our younger members have posted recently about either getting engaged, or, in a fit of utter madness, actually going through with the engagement and tying the knot via marriage. Ultimately they are faced with the question that we all have to deal with from time to time: what to get the missus for her birthday or anniversary. This is a delicate question, one fraught with peril and anxiety. However, desist from your worries my young padawan learners for I have found what you seek: The Ultimate Gift[^]! No, that's alright, don't bother thanking me. I'm a modest man, merely trying to make your life a little easier.
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
I like it - it's the gift that says "Urine my thoughts..."
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I'm certain that while I'd be laughing my tuckus off, my wife would have considered the ultimate way of getting back at me. Using the gift and then spilling the contents of said gift over my head would be just the start of what I'm sure will be a long, cruel, unusual and tormenting punishment.
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Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:
Using the gift and then spilling the contents of said gift over my head
That would be the reaction I would expect from my woman.
John
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I like it - it's the gift that says "Urine my thoughts..."
That's right! Much better than bladdering on and on!
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
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That's right! Much better than bladdering on and on!
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
Yup - she'll think you're a wizz!
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Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:
Using the gift and then spilling the contents of said gift over my head
That would be the reaction I would expect from my woman.
John
That would be the first reaction I'd expect from mine. Lord knows what she'll think up after...
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Yup - she'll think you're a wizz!
And it's not as if you'd have to splash out, either!
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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A number of our younger members have posted recently about either getting engaged, or, in a fit of utter madness, actually going through with the engagement and tying the knot via marriage. Ultimately they are faced with the question that we all have to deal with from time to time: what to get the missus for her birthday or anniversary. This is a delicate question, one fraught with peril and anxiety. However, desist from your worries my young padawan learners for I have found what you seek: The Ultimate Gift[^]! No, that's alright, don't bother thanking me. I'm a modest man, merely trying to make your life a little easier.
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
Been around for quite a while if you know where to look. http://www.sportys.com/acb/showdetl.cfm?DID=19&Product\_ID=299&CATID=178
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And it's not as if you'd have to splash out, either!
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
Exactly - no drain on the account.
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Exactly - no drain on the account.
No, but it could slowly dribble away.
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No, but it could slowly dribble away.
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According to urinalysis, maybe - but I'm thinking it's in the bag.
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According to urinalysis, maybe - but I'm thinking it's in the bag.
Well, if what you're saying is true, it'll make a serious splash.
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Well, if what you're saying is true, it'll make a serious splash.
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I would be a relief if it made number one.
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Well, if what you're saying is true, it'll make a serious splash.
If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?
If your good lady doesn't like the gift, she can always take it in loo of something better.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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Been around for quite a while if you know where to look. http://www.sportys.com/acb/showdetl.cfm?DID=19&Product\_ID=299&CATID=178
Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." --Stephen Crane
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Been around for quite a while if you know where to look. http://www.sportys.com/acb/showdetl.cfm?DID=19&Product\_ID=299&CATID=178
Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." --Stephen Crane
Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:
Been around for quite a while if you know where to look.
I know exactly where to look, but I don't think I'd want to, if it's been around that long!
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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If your good lady doesn't like the gift, she can always take it in loo of something better.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
Don't know about that - I mean, it's her potty and she'll cry if she wants to...
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I would be a relief if it made number one.
What you should worry about in the long term is constipated stock movement if you don't sell fast enough!
If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?
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Don't know about that - I mean, it's her potty and she'll cry if she wants to...
If she does a lot of crying, it might be that she is Psychoceramic (a crack pot)
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”