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  • J Jim Crafton

    That's right! Much better than bladdering on and on!

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    Tim Deveaux
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    Yup - she'll think you're a wizz!

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      Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:

      Using the gift and then spilling the contents of said gift over my head

      That would be the reaction I would expect from my woman.

      John

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      Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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      That would be the first reaction I'd expect from mine. Lord knows what she'll think up after...

      If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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      • T Tim Deveaux

        Yup - she'll think you're a wizz!

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        Henry Minute
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        And it's not as if you'd have to splash out, either!

        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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        • J Jim Crafton

          A number of our younger members have posted recently about either getting engaged, or, in a fit of utter madness, actually going through with the engagement and tying the knot via marriage. Ultimately they are faced with the question that we all have to deal with from time to time: what to get the missus for her birthday or anniversary. This is a delicate question, one fraught with peril and anxiety. However, desist from your worries my young padawan learners for I have found what you seek: The Ultimate Gift[^]! No, that's alright, don't bother thanking me. I'm a modest man, merely trying to make your life a little easier.

          ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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          Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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          Been around for quite a while if you know where to look. http://www.sportys.com/acb/showdetl.cfm?DID=19&Product\_ID=299&CATID=178

          Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." --Stephen Crane

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            And it's not as if you'd have to splash out, either!

            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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            Tim Deveaux
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            Exactly - no drain on the account.

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            • T Tim Deveaux

              Exactly - no drain on the account.

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              Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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              No, but it could slowly dribble away.

              If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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                No, but it could slowly dribble away.

                If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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                Tim Deveaux
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                According to urinalysis, maybe - but I'm thinking it's in the bag.

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                • T Tim Deveaux

                  According to urinalysis, maybe - but I'm thinking it's in the bag.

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                  Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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                  Well, if what you're saying is true, it'll make a serious splash.

                  If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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                  • M Mustafa Ismail Mustafa

                    Well, if what you're saying is true, it'll make a serious splash.

                    If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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                    Tim Deveaux
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                    I would be a relief if it made number one.

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                    • M Mustafa Ismail Mustafa

                      Well, if what you're saying is true, it'll make a serious splash.

                      If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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                      Henry Minute
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                      If your good lady doesn't like the gift, she can always take it in loo of something better.

                      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                      • E Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

                        Been around for quite a while if you know where to look. http://www.sportys.com/acb/showdetl.cfm?DID=19&Product\_ID=299&CATID=178

                        Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." --Stephen Crane

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                        Joe Simes
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                        Now that's a bargain $5.95 for three pi$$ bags and they will gift wrap it for a buck!!:thumbsup:

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                        • E Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

                          Been around for quite a while if you know where to look. http://www.sportys.com/acb/showdetl.cfm?DID=19&Product\_ID=299&CATID=178

                          Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." --Stephen Crane

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                          Henry Minute
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                          Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

                          Been around for quite a while if you know where to look.

                          I know exactly where to look, but I don't think I'd want to, if it's been around that long!

                          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                            If your good lady doesn't like the gift, she can always take it in loo of something better.

                            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                            Tim Deveaux
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                            Don't know about that - I mean, it's her potty and she'll cry if she wants to...

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                            • T Tim Deveaux

                              I would be a relief if it made number one.

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                              Mustafa Ismail Mustafa
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                              What you should worry about in the long term is constipated stock movement if you don't sell fast enough!

                              If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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                                Don't know about that - I mean, it's her potty and she'll cry if she wants to...

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                                Henry Minute
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                                If she does a lot of crying, it might be that she is Psychoceramic (a crack pot)

                                Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                                  If she does a lot of crying, it might be that she is Psychoceramic (a crack pot)

                                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                                  Tim Deveaux
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                                  Ooo - I wouldn't want to Sadler with that - mabe a Wedgewood help?

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                                  • M Mustafa Ismail Mustafa

                                    What you should worry about in the long term is constipated stock movement if you don't sell fast enough!

                                    If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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                                    Tim Deveaux
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                                    Nah, I'm sure things will bottom out eventually.

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                                      I'm certain that while I'd be laughing my tuckus off, my wife would have considered the ultimate way of getting back at me. Using the gift and then spilling the contents of said gift over my head would be just the start of what I'm sure will be a long, cruel, unusual and tormenting punishment.

                                      If the post was helpful, please vote, eh! Current activities: Book: Devils by Fyodor Dostoyevsky Project: Hospital Automation, final stage Learning: Image analysis, LINQ Now and forever, defiant to the end. What is Multiple Sclerosis[^]?

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                                      hairy_hats
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                                      Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote:

                                      Using the gift and then spilling the contents of said gift over my head

                                      Lucky it doesn't spill then... :D

                                      I hope you realise that hamsters are very creative when it comes to revenge. - Elaine

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                                      • J Jim Crafton

                                        A number of our younger members have posted recently about either getting engaged, or, in a fit of utter madness, actually going through with the engagement and tying the knot via marriage. Ultimately they are faced with the question that we all have to deal with from time to time: what to get the missus for her birthday or anniversary. This is a delicate question, one fraught with peril and anxiety. However, desist from your worries my young padawan learners for I have found what you seek: The Ultimate Gift[^]! No, that's alright, don't bother thanking me. I'm a modest man, merely trying to make your life a little easier.

                                        ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                                        PIEBALDconsult
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                                        There are thousands of women just north of Reno right now who wish you'd posted that last week!

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                                        • J Jim Crafton

                                          A number of our younger members have posted recently about either getting engaged, or, in a fit of utter madness, actually going through with the engagement and tying the knot via marriage. Ultimately they are faced with the question that we all have to deal with from time to time: what to get the missus for her birthday or anniversary. This is a delicate question, one fraught with peril and anxiety. However, desist from your worries my young padawan learners for I have found what you seek: The Ultimate Gift[^]! No, that's alright, don't bother thanking me. I'm a modest man, merely trying to make your life a little easier.

                                          ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                                          Steve Echols
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                                          And just when you thought it couldn't get any better, it comes with IKEA like instructions right on the bag!


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