It was so ugly it was cute.
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Ilíon wrote:
You're a fool. And you're dishonest (that's a redundancy, of course)
You're too stupid to know that dishonesty and stupidity are not synonymous. Funny, you're also dishonest. I guess that's where the confusion sneaks in.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
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Assuming that definition, it is still not about dishonesty. Which makes you a fool, AND stupid.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
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'Possums are one of the ugliest animals in the Americas, but they're kind of cute when they're about the size of a kitten (if you can ignore that ratty-looking tail). There was a baby opposum in my trap yesterday. Wanna guess what I did with him?
Ilíon wrote:
There was a baby opposum in my trap yesterday. Wanna guess what I did with him?
Satay, or sweet-and-sour? ;P
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Ilíon wrote:
There was a baby opposum in my trap yesterday. Wanna guess what I did with him?
Satay, or sweet-and-sour? ;P
He probably ate it raw, with his six dwarfish fingers tearing away at the flesh moaning "My Preciousssssesss"
------------------------------------ "I'm going to walk around a field dangling my keys on a bit of string until I hear whistling noises. " Steve Harris 2009
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He probably ate it raw, with his six dwarfish fingers tearing away at the flesh moaning "My Preciousssssesss"
------------------------------------ "I'm going to walk around a field dangling my keys on a bit of string until I hear whistling noises. " Steve Harris 2009
Didn't Gollum have a normal number of fingers? :confused:
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'Possums are one of the ugliest animals in the Americas, but they're kind of cute when they're about the size of a kitten (if you can ignore that ratty-looking tail). There was a baby opposum in my trap yesterday. Wanna guess what I did with him?
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Ilíon wrote:
There was a baby opposum in my trap yesterday. Wanna guess what I did with him?
Satay, or sweet-and-sour? ;P
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Didn't Gollum have a normal number of fingers? :confused:
Ah, you see he is the result of in-breeding leading to six-fingered dwarfism, and chose Gollum as his role model.
------------------------------------ "I'm going to walk around a field dangling my keys on a bit of string until I hear whistling noises. " Steve Harris 2009
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.. when she was born, the doctor took one look and slapped her mother... *Stolen from Bob E.
Or... Threw away the baby and kept the afterbirth.
------------------------------------ "I'm going to walk around a field dangling my keys on a bit of string until I hear whistling noises. " Steve Harris 2009
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Or... Threw away the baby and kept the afterbirth.
------------------------------------ "I'm going to walk around a field dangling my keys on a bit of string until I hear whistling noises. " Steve Harris 2009
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'Possums are one of the ugliest animals in the Americas, but they're kind of cute when they're about the size of a kitten (if you can ignore that ratty-looking tail). There was a baby opposum in my trap yesterday. Wanna guess what I did with him?
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'Possums are one of the ugliest animals in the Americas, but they're kind of cute when they're about the size of a kitten (if you can ignore that ratty-looking tail). There was a baby opposum in my trap yesterday. Wanna guess what I did with him?
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jeron1 wrote:
Substituted it for your regular gerbil?
Google to the rescue ... but it's doubtless fitting that *you* knew about that alleged practice, and that you so immediately thought to project it onto others. And I'll bet the idea of a marsupial pouch really gets you going.
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thrakazog wrote:
Possum Stew?
Naaa. He was too small to make butchering him worth the effort. Though, he hight have made a nice "coon skin cap" for a newborn.
Ilíon wrote:
... a nice "coon skin cap" ...
Did you ever notice how the "Davey Crockett" "coon skin caps" have a nice full/fuzzy tail? Well, the raccoons I've disposed of sure didn't have such luxurious tails. Hmmm .... I wonder .... is that apparent change due to "evolution" in real-time? Hey, Fountleroy, what's up with this? :laugh: