It was so ugly it was cute.
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He probably ate it raw, with his six dwarfish fingers tearing away at the flesh moaning "My Preciousssssesss"
------------------------------------ "I'm going to walk around a field dangling my keys on a bit of string until I hear whistling noises. " Steve Harris 2009
Didn't Gollum have a normal number of fingers? :confused:
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'Possums are one of the ugliest animals in the Americas, but they're kind of cute when they're about the size of a kitten (if you can ignore that ratty-looking tail). There was a baby opposum in my trap yesterday. Wanna guess what I did with him?
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Ilíon wrote:
There was a baby opposum in my trap yesterday. Wanna guess what I did with him?
Satay, or sweet-and-sour? ;P
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Didn't Gollum have a normal number of fingers? :confused:
Ah, you see he is the result of in-breeding leading to six-fingered dwarfism, and chose Gollum as his role model.
------------------------------------ "I'm going to walk around a field dangling my keys on a bit of string until I hear whistling noises. " Steve Harris 2009
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.. when she was born, the doctor took one look and slapped her mother... *Stolen from Bob E.
Or... Threw away the baby and kept the afterbirth.
------------------------------------ "I'm going to walk around a field dangling my keys on a bit of string until I hear whistling noises. " Steve Harris 2009
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Or... Threw away the baby and kept the afterbirth.
------------------------------------ "I'm going to walk around a field dangling my keys on a bit of string until I hear whistling noises. " Steve Harris 2009
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'Possums are one of the ugliest animals in the Americas, but they're kind of cute when they're about the size of a kitten (if you can ignore that ratty-looking tail). There was a baby opposum in my trap yesterday. Wanna guess what I did with him?
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'Possums are one of the ugliest animals in the Americas, but they're kind of cute when they're about the size of a kitten (if you can ignore that ratty-looking tail). There was a baby opposum in my trap yesterday. Wanna guess what I did with him?
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jeron1 wrote:
Substituted it for your regular gerbil?
Google to the rescue ... but it's doubtless fitting that *you* knew about that alleged practice, and that you so immediately thought to project it onto others. And I'll bet the idea of a marsupial pouch really gets you going.
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thrakazog wrote:
Possum Stew?
Naaa. He was too small to make butchering him worth the effort. Though, he hight have made a nice "coon skin cap" for a newborn.
Ilíon wrote:
... a nice "coon skin cap" ...
Did you ever notice how the "Davey Crockett" "coon skin caps" have a nice full/fuzzy tail? Well, the raccoons I've disposed of sure didn't have such luxurious tails. Hmmm .... I wonder .... is that apparent change due to "evolution" in real-time? Hey, Fountleroy, what's up with this? :laugh: