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It was so ugly it was cute.

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  • I Ilion

    The word 'fool' is not about actual stupidity.

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    Christian Graus
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    Assuming that definition, it is still not about dishonesty. Which makes you a fool, AND stupid.

    Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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    • I Ilion

      'Possums are one of the ugliest animals in the Americas, but they're kind of cute when they're about the size of a kitten (if you can ignore that ratty-looking tail). There was a baby opposum in my trap yesterday. Wanna guess what I did with him?

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      soap brain
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      Ilíon wrote:

      There was a baby opposum in my trap yesterday. Wanna guess what I did with him?

      Satay, or sweet-and-sour? ;P

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        Ilíon wrote:

        There was a baby opposum in my trap yesterday. Wanna guess what I did with him?

        Satay, or sweet-and-sour? ;P

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        Dalek Dave
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        He probably ate it raw, with his six dwarfish fingers tearing away at the flesh moaning "My Preciousssssesss"

        ------------------------------------ "I'm going to walk around a field dangling my keys on a bit of string until I hear whistling noises. " Steve Harris 2009

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          He probably ate it raw, with his six dwarfish fingers tearing away at the flesh moaning "My Preciousssssesss"

          ------------------------------------ "I'm going to walk around a field dangling my keys on a bit of string until I hear whistling noises. " Steve Harris 2009

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          soap brain
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          Didn't Gollum have a normal number of fingers? :confused:

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            Ilíon wrote:

            There was a baby opposum in my trap yesterday. Wanna guess what I did with him?

            Satay, or sweet-and-sour? ;P

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            Ilion
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            Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

            Satay, or sweet-and-sour? :(

            Now *that* is an ugly thought!

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            • I Ilion

              'Possums are one of the ugliest animals in the Americas, but they're kind of cute when they're about the size of a kitten (if you can ignore that ratty-looking tail). There was a baby opposum in my trap yesterday. Wanna guess what I did with him?

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              Lost User
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              .. when she was born, the doctor took one look and slapped her mother... *Stolen from Bob E.

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                Didn't Gollum have a normal number of fingers? :confused:

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                Ah, you see he is the result of in-breeding leading to six-fingered dwarfism, and chose Gollum as his role model.

                ------------------------------------ "I'm going to walk around a field dangling my keys on a bit of string until I hear whistling noises. " Steve Harris 2009

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                  .. when she was born, the doctor took one look and slapped her mother... *Stolen from Bob E.

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  Or... Threw away the baby and kept the afterbirth.

                  ------------------------------------ "I'm going to walk around a field dangling my keys on a bit of string until I hear whistling noises. " Steve Harris 2009

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                    Or... Threw away the baby and kept the afterbirth.

                    ------------------------------------ "I'm going to walk around a field dangling my keys on a bit of string until I hear whistling noises. " Steve Harris 2009

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                    ... her parents had to hang meat around her neck to get the dog to play with her...

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                    • I Ilion

                      'Possums are one of the ugliest animals in the Americas, but they're kind of cute when they're about the size of a kitten (if you can ignore that ratty-looking tail). There was a baby opposum in my trap yesterday. Wanna guess what I did with him?

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                      Ilíon wrote:

                      Wanna guess what I did with him?

                      Substituted it for your regular gerbil?

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                      • I Ilion

                        'Possums are one of the ugliest animals in the Americas, but they're kind of cute when they're about the size of a kitten (if you can ignore that ratty-looking tail). There was a baby opposum in my trap yesterday. Wanna guess what I did with him?

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                        Ilíon wrote:

                        Wanna guess what I did with him?

                        Possum Stew?

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                          Ilíon wrote:

                          Wanna guess what I did with him?

                          Substituted it for your regular gerbil?

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                          jeron1 wrote:

                          Substituted it for your regular gerbil?

                          Google to the rescue ... but it's doubtless fitting that *you* knew about that alleged practice, and that you so immediately thought to project it onto others. And I'll bet the idea of a marsupial pouch really gets you going.

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                          • T thrakazog

                            Ilíon wrote:

                            Wanna guess what I did with him?

                            Possum Stew?

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                            thrakazog wrote:

                            Possum Stew?

                            Naaa. He was too small to make butchering him worth the effort. Though, he hight have made a nice "coon skin cap" for a newborn.

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                            • I Ilion

                              thrakazog wrote:

                              Possum Stew?

                              Naaa. He was too small to make butchering him worth the effort. Though, he hight have made a nice "coon skin cap" for a newborn.

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                              ... a nice "coon skin cap" ...

                              Did you ever notice how the "Davey Crockett" "coon skin caps" have a nice full/fuzzy tail? Well, the raccoons I've disposed of sure didn't have such luxurious tails. Hmmm .... I wonder .... is that apparent change due to "evolution" in real-time? Hey, Fountleroy, what's up with this? :laugh:

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