Whats the programmer's slang for when you say "damn"?
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I know the perfect term... Just grit your teeth, stare at the error message (Or lack thereof), and scream at the top of your lungs, "#^*#&$ #*&$)#@(*&^%#)*@^#@%)*#&@%)(*@&#%!@$^#@)(&)*(^&$)^(#$_(@#$&@&#^%#!!!" Oh, sorry... Can't post it in cleartext here. But if you can decipher that string of profanity, you'll come to the abrupt realization..... That I just held down shift and mashed the number row on my keyboard :)
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Dan Neely wrote:
The first new language any beginning programmer masters is profanity.
That will go into the history books. I envy you.
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I first heard joking about this as an HS student in the mid-late 90's. I doubt I or my classmates were the originators of it then...
The latest nation. Procrastination.
As far as I'm concerned, you coined it. If someone asks me, I'll say, my buddy Dan Neely, he said it. Maybe I'll help make you famous ;)
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As far as I'm concerned, you coined it. If someone asks me, I'll say, my buddy Dan Neely, he said it. Maybe I'll help make you famous ;)
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Great! :-D Is there a link to it or something?
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Great! :-D Is there a link to it or something?
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I've been working with asp.net ajax updatepanels and stuff. I don't know a lot about web forms and web programming. I'd say that I am still learning. But lately I just tried using a file upload control inside an asp.net updatepanel. It didn't work. Little did I know that it wouldn't work. It just ended up blank in the server side. And when I researched for it I found that the actual reason for this is that the xmlhttp object which makes async calls does not support file upload at the moment. That was when I let out a sigh of exhaustion. I know there are a lot of programmers that can relate to this. I just want one term that kind of sums the above experience I just had... EDIT: basically you come to realize there is no point doing it. Then again I know about workarounds, but thats not where I am getting at...
programmer slang for "damn" is "besod" (ie BSOD) :-D
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I've been working with asp.net ajax updatepanels and stuff. I don't know a lot about web forms and web programming. I'd say that I am still learning. But lately I just tried using a file upload control inside an asp.net updatepanel. It didn't work. Little did I know that it wouldn't work. It just ended up blank in the server side. And when I researched for it I found that the actual reason for this is that the xmlhttp object which makes async calls does not support file upload at the moment. That was when I let out a sigh of exhaustion. I know there are a lot of programmers that can relate to this. I just want one term that kind of sums the above experience I just had... EDIT: basically you come to realize there is no point doing it. Then again I know about workarounds, but thats not where I am getting at...
A couple come immediately to mind. Fubar Frack Marc
I'm not overthinking the problem, I just felt like I needed a small, unimportant, uninteresting rant! - Martin Hart Turner
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I've been working with asp.net ajax updatepanels and stuff. I don't know a lot about web forms and web programming. I'd say that I am still learning. But lately I just tried using a file upload control inside an asp.net updatepanel. It didn't work. Little did I know that it wouldn't work. It just ended up blank in the server side. And when I researched for it I found that the actual reason for this is that the xmlhttp object which makes async calls does not support file upload at the moment. That was when I let out a sigh of exhaustion. I know there are a lot of programmers that can relate to this. I just want one term that kind of sums the above experience I just had... EDIT: basically you come to realize there is no point doing it. Then again I know about workarounds, but thats not where I am getting at...
I call those my "cart-pusher" moments. Example usage: "Sod this. I'm going to get a job in WalMart pushing carts, where I don't have to deal with this sort of ridiculous crap."
The StartPage Randomizer - The Windows Cheerleader - Twitter
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I've been working with asp.net ajax updatepanels and stuff. I don't know a lot about web forms and web programming. I'd say that I am still learning. But lately I just tried using a file upload control inside an asp.net updatepanel. It didn't work. Little did I know that it wouldn't work. It just ended up blank in the server side. And when I researched for it I found that the actual reason for this is that the xmlhttp object which makes async calls does not support file upload at the moment. That was when I let out a sigh of exhaustion. I know there are a lot of programmers that can relate to this. I just want one term that kind of sums the above experience I just had... EDIT: basically you come to realize there is no point doing it. Then again I know about workarounds, but thats not where I am getting at...
Usually starts with Stupid, lying, son of a bitch for systems that I must use. F**k you, you're out of here for systems that are not essential, tools or add ins. This type of verbal reaction is somewhat disconcerting to the bean counter residing over the partition from me.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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I know the perfect term... Just grit your teeth, stare at the error message (Or lack thereof), and scream at the top of your lungs, "#^*#&$ #*&$)#@(*&^%#)*@^#@%)*#&@%)(*@&#%!@$^#@)(&)*(^&$)^(#$_(@#$&@&#^%#!!!" Oh, sorry... Can't post it in cleartext here. But if you can decipher that string of profanity, you'll come to the abrupt realization..... That I just held down shift and mashed the number row on my keyboard :)
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Ian Shlasko wrote:
That I just held down shift and mashed the number row on my keyboard
Isn't that how they create regular expressions?
Ninja (the Nerd)
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I call those my "cart-pusher" moments. Example usage: "Sod this. I'm going to get a job in WalMart pushing carts, where I don't have to deal with this sort of ridiculous crap."
The StartPage Randomizer - The Windows Cheerleader - Twitter
In my case, its wishing I listened to my mother and went to Med school instead of Engineering.
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I've been working with asp.net ajax updatepanels and stuff. I don't know a lot about web forms and web programming. I'd say that I am still learning. But lately I just tried using a file upload control inside an asp.net updatepanel. It didn't work. Little did I know that it wouldn't work. It just ended up blank in the server side. And when I researched for it I found that the actual reason for this is that the xmlhttp object which makes async calls does not support file upload at the moment. That was when I let out a sigh of exhaustion. I know there are a lot of programmers that can relate to this. I just want one term that kind of sums the above experience I just had... EDIT: basically you come to realize there is no point doing it. Then again I know about workarounds, but thats not where I am getting at...
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I've been working with asp.net ajax updatepanels and stuff. I don't know a lot about web forms and web programming. I'd say that I am still learning. But lately I just tried using a file upload control inside an asp.net updatepanel. It didn't work. Little did I know that it wouldn't work. It just ended up blank in the server side. And when I researched for it I found that the actual reason for this is that the xmlhttp object which makes async calls does not support file upload at the moment. That was when I let out a sigh of exhaustion. I know there are a lot of programmers that can relate to this. I just want one term that kind of sums the above experience I just had... EDIT: basically you come to realize there is no point doing it. Then again I know about workarounds, but thats not where I am getting at...
"g** d*** m***** f***** s** o* a b*** p**** o* s***" accompanied with a loud smash then keyboard keys flying across the room.
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Ian Shlasko wrote:
That I just held down shift and mashed the number row on my keyboard
Isn't that how they create regular expressions?
Ninja (the Nerd)
Confused? You will be...Ninja-the-Nerd wrote:
Isn't that how they create irregular expressions?
FTFY
Visual Studio is an excellent GUIIDE.
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A couple come immediately to mind. Fubar Frack Marc
I'm not overthinking the problem, I just felt like I needed a small, unimportant, uninteresting rant! - Martin Hart Turner
Marc Clifton wrote:
Fubar Frack Marc
Marc Clifton wrote:
A couplefew
FTFY. I supposed that, if I worked on a code base you wrote, I'd probably find myself yelling "that mother fracking Marc fubared this code! :mad: " I kid, I kid. :laugh:
Visual Studio is an excellent GUIIDE.
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In my case, its wishing I listened to my mother and went to Med school instead of Engineering.
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Medicine is engineering, just with less deterministic machines (i.e., humans).
Visual Studio is an excellent GUIIDE.
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"Fuck" usually or if I'm in the mood: "What fresh hell is this?"
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"Where are we going, and why are we in this handbasket?"
Software Zen:
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I've been working with asp.net ajax updatepanels and stuff. I don't know a lot about web forms and web programming. I'd say that I am still learning. But lately I just tried using a file upload control inside an asp.net updatepanel. It didn't work. Little did I know that it wouldn't work. It just ended up blank in the server side. And when I researched for it I found that the actual reason for this is that the xmlhttp object which makes async calls does not support file upload at the moment. That was when I let out a sigh of exhaustion. I know there are a lot of programmers that can relate to this. I just want one term that kind of sums the above experience I just had... EDIT: basically you come to realize there is no point doing it. Then again I know about workarounds, but thats not where I am getting at...
"Forsooth"
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I've been working with asp.net ajax updatepanels and stuff. I don't know a lot about web forms and web programming. I'd say that I am still learning. But lately I just tried using a file upload control inside an asp.net updatepanel. It didn't work. Little did I know that it wouldn't work. It just ended up blank in the server side. And when I researched for it I found that the actual reason for this is that the xmlhttp object which makes async calls does not support file upload at the moment. That was when I let out a sigh of exhaustion. I know there are a lot of programmers that can relate to this. I just want one term that kind of sums the above experience I just had... EDIT: basically you come to realize there is no point doing it. Then again I know about workarounds, but thats not where I am getting at...
In that kind of situation, people familiar with me are used to hearing me say "Aww, Mate!". That's not "mate" as in chess, but mate as in "plumber's mate", because my, shall we say, understated response usually includes a declaration that I should have been a plumber -- then I would at least understand why I was up to my neck in sh1t, from time to time.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!