What's the best system name you've heard?

[TechyPol]

Client Utility Network Toolkit...we couldn't think of a suitable acronym though...

[DrFrankenstein90]

I'm half-surprised no one has mentioned WOPR yet.

[Rexxrally]

I built a system for a company whose name started with T. It was a timesheet system for their HR people. So we called the system T Human Resources Employees Activity Timekeeping System, or THREATS for short. The employees were told "you either use THREATS or you'll get some".

[MattPenner]

A good friend of mine has been retired from the industry for 10 years. Did development for aerospace way back in the day. He revolutionized the org 30+ years ago when he created their first payroll management system. Got away from all those pesky manual calculations of leave balances, taxes, rates, etc. Saved loads of time at the fiscal year end when which usually took 4 people 48 hours to do. (they slept in shifts) What did he call it? Well, Payroll Management System of course. They would talk about PMS all the time. BTW, this was actually before PMS was discovered as a syndrome and stood for what it is known for today. :laugh:

[Homncruse]

The company I presently work for is working on a new product line - SkyView (we're an avionics firm). But wait, it gets better. We have multiple types of devices, and they all need to communicate to each other through our own proprietary network protocol: SkyView Network. Of course, this is a little long to verbalize, so (if you haven't figured it out already), we lovingly refer to it as... SkyNet. Unfortunately Summer Glau has yet to return our calls referring to our job offer.

[goodideadave]

I once worked on the Juvenile Probation Information Sharing System. Which was changed to Juvenile Probation Information Program (JPIP) as soon as the boss saw the acronym.

My other signature is witty and insightful.

[Atanas Palavrov]

In the 90s I wrote DOS based GUI. Graphics driver was written in assembly - GASM.ASM ... and backup was ORGASM.ASM (from original gasm) :-D 15 years later I would prefer to name it ORG.ASM - it looks better :cool:

[dav0idz]

We had an in-house timesheet system we called Timewarp. But my favourite was the name of the executable that runs the Terminal Server connection manager - conman.exe

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[ceepee1974]

At work, I was asked to write an application that would scan our customer addresses, and correct them according to what the Post Office said they should be. Naturally I named it Corperate Address Cleansing or CAC for short. I'm amazed that even management refer to the application by the acronym! :laugh:

[sketch2002]

I knew someone most have filled in the OP by now. We have a client who thinks of himself, yes, HIMSELF, as "PITA Boy". Apparently he isn't as bad as he was before I started here because I almost never think he's hard to deal with.

[BoneSoft]

Named a project MARIANAS once, cuz it was the epitome of feature creep.

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