1000th reason not to have kids
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You poofy latte sippers east of Strathfield sure are soft. Out here in the Westrn Suburbs we're way too tough to get any of those kiddy diseases. I'll send you some harden-up, take half a cup a day and you'll be sorted.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote:
take half a cup a day and you'll be sorted.
This from the woofter giving up caffeine and alcohol. Half a cup of what Mick? Chai latte? Can I have a marshmallow too?
I wish I was as fortunate as fortunate as me
Josh Gray wrote:
This from the woofter giving up caffeine and alcohol. Half a cup of what Mick?
I'm from the Westrn Suburbs mate, so I don't even need a teaspoon of harden-up, I'm sorted. After 24 years the body could do without caffeine and alcohol for a while.
Josh Gray wrote:
Chai latte? Can I have a marshmallow too?
Why are you bringing Maunder into the conversation? And you forgot the soy.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Josh Gray wrote:
This from the woofter giving up caffeine and alcohol. Half a cup of what Mick?
I'm from the Westrn Suburbs mate, so I don't even need a teaspoon of harden-up, I'm sorted. After 24 years the body could do without caffeine and alcohol for a while.
Josh Gray wrote:
Chai latte? Can I have a marshmallow too?
Why are you bringing Maunder into the conversation? And you forgot the soy.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Michael Martin wrote:
I'm from the Westrn Suburbs mate
I know, my visa was revoked when I knocked up a wog, bought a German car and admitted I;ve never watched an entire game of League. Speaking of which, why are there six tackles in league? 'cause that's the average number of fingers on a fan's hand.
Michael Martin wrote:
After 24 years the body could do without caffeine and alcohol for a while.
I gave up the smokes this year but no bastard is getting my coffee
I wish I was as fortunate as fortunate as me
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They give you diseases you wouldn't otherwise be exposed to. I'm back at work after a week off with Hand Foot and Mouth disease thanks to our little fella which was an amazingly painful experience.
I wish I was as fortunate as fortunate as me
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With you on that.
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They give you diseases you wouldn't otherwise be exposed to. I'm back at work after a week off with Hand Foot and Mouth disease thanks to our little fella which was an amazingly painful experience.
I wish I was as fortunate as fortunate as me
Ah - the Coxsackie A Virus. I had that one a while back - it's a nasty one.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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They give you diseases you wouldn't otherwise be exposed to. I'm back at work after a week off with Hand Foot and Mouth disease thanks to our little fella which was an amazingly painful experience.
I wish I was as fortunate as fortunate as me
Monday night I was up with little she was vomitting copiously and continuously. Today... X|
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
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They give you diseases you wouldn't otherwise be exposed to. I'm back at work after a week off with Hand Foot and Mouth disease thanks to our little fella which was an amazingly painful experience.
I wish I was as fortunate as fortunate as me
You should try having a wife that's a Nursery Nurse. I get bloody everything that she gets form OPC's (other peoples children), and I don't have any kids of my own... She works at a nursery where the parents seem to drop off their kids whatever ailment they have, apparently Calpol is the universal illness mask...
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They give you diseases you wouldn't otherwise be exposed to. I'm back at work after a week off with Hand Foot and Mouth disease thanks to our little fella which was an amazingly painful experience.
I wish I was as fortunate as fortunate as me
Yup. I have two kids myself, but it was my 2 year old nephew that did me in. Woke up this morning with a bit of a fever and an award winning case of cotton-mouth.