Top 10 Pick-up Lines the Code Project Ladies Are Sick of Hearing
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After reading all the various postings regarding the highly attractive ladies of Code Project, sorry I missed all the fun, I began to wonder what they might have to suffer, working in an industry full of us Nerds ... having said that, here is what I believe would be: The Top 10 Pick-up Lines the Code Project Ladies Are Sick of Hearing 10). I bet you know how to turn software into hardware 9). You must be really good at World of Warcraft, because when I saw you, I was like WoW. 8). I'm a C++ programmer, and you know what they say about us, we know how to use our pointers. 7). Have you ever been rendered in 3D before? 6). Want to come back to my place and and see my blog? 5). You're so beautiful, you've made my Stack overflow 4). You can run your fingers on my keys any day 3). You know what they say about desktop programmers? We use more ram and have bigger disks 2). I'm a Telecom developer, and I have lots of sockets experience and the #1 pick-up line the Code Project ladies are sick of hearing? 1). Hey, it's me, Chris, I bought these great new spandex bike shorts, how'd you like to go riding with me this week-end? :rolleyes:
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"I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." Einstein "Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example." Mark Twain
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After reading all the various postings regarding the highly attractive ladies of Code Project, sorry I missed all the fun, I began to wonder what they might have to suffer, working in an industry full of us Nerds ... having said that, here is what I believe would be: The Top 10 Pick-up Lines the Code Project Ladies Are Sick of Hearing 10). I bet you know how to turn software into hardware 9). You must be really good at World of Warcraft, because when I saw you, I was like WoW. 8). I'm a C++ programmer, and you know what they say about us, we know how to use our pointers. 7). Have you ever been rendered in 3D before? 6). Want to come back to my place and and see my blog? 5). You're so beautiful, you've made my Stack overflow 4). You can run your fingers on my keys any day 3). You know what they say about desktop programmers? We use more ram and have bigger disks 2). I'm a Telecom developer, and I have lots of sockets experience and the #1 pick-up line the Code Project ladies are sick of hearing? 1). Hey, it's me, Chris, I bought these great new spandex bike shorts, how'd you like to go riding with me this week-end? :rolleyes:
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hahaha. Excellent. That should be a T-Shirt.
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You let us know how that turns out for you. :-D
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After reading all the various postings regarding the highly attractive ladies of Code Project, sorry I missed all the fun, I began to wonder what they might have to suffer, working in an industry full of us Nerds ... having said that, here is what I believe would be: The Top 10 Pick-up Lines the Code Project Ladies Are Sick of Hearing 10). I bet you know how to turn software into hardware 9). You must be really good at World of Warcraft, because when I saw you, I was like WoW. 8). I'm a C++ programmer, and you know what they say about us, we know how to use our pointers. 7). Have you ever been rendered in 3D before? 6). Want to come back to my place and and see my blog? 5). You're so beautiful, you've made my Stack overflow 4). You can run your fingers on my keys any day 3). You know what they say about desktop programmers? We use more ram and have bigger disks 2). I'm a Telecom developer, and I have lots of sockets experience and the #1 pick-up line the Code Project ladies are sick of hearing? 1). Hey, it's me, Chris, I bought these great new spandex bike shorts, how'd you like to go riding with me this week-end? :rolleyes:
:..::. Douglas H. Troy ::..
Bad Astronomy |VCF|wxWidgets|WTLPeople actually talk like this ? It's no wonder geeks are known for not getting any.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
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After reading all the various postings regarding the highly attractive ladies of Code Project, sorry I missed all the fun, I began to wonder what they might have to suffer, working in an industry full of us Nerds ... having said that, here is what I believe would be: The Top 10 Pick-up Lines the Code Project Ladies Are Sick of Hearing 10). I bet you know how to turn software into hardware 9). You must be really good at World of Warcraft, because when I saw you, I was like WoW. 8). I'm a C++ programmer, and you know what they say about us, we know how to use our pointers. 7). Have you ever been rendered in 3D before? 6). Want to come back to my place and and see my blog? 5). You're so beautiful, you've made my Stack overflow 4). You can run your fingers on my keys any day 3). You know what they say about desktop programmers? We use more ram and have bigger disks 2). I'm a Telecom developer, and I have lots of sockets experience and the #1 pick-up line the Code Project ladies are sick of hearing? 1). Hey, it's me, Chris, I bought these great new spandex bike shorts, how'd you like to go riding with me this week-end? :rolleyes:
:..::. Douglas H. Troy ::..
Bad Astronomy |VCF|wxWidgets|WTL-1) if you refactor your fillings towards me, our relationship performance would increase dramatically.
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People actually talk like this ? It's no wonder geeks are known for not getting any.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
This is because John C is getting all.
The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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After reading all the various postings regarding the highly attractive ladies of Code Project, sorry I missed all the fun, I began to wonder what they might have to suffer, working in an industry full of us Nerds ... having said that, here is what I believe would be: The Top 10 Pick-up Lines the Code Project Ladies Are Sick of Hearing 10). I bet you know how to turn software into hardware 9). You must be really good at World of Warcraft, because when I saw you, I was like WoW. 8). I'm a C++ programmer, and you know what they say about us, we know how to use our pointers. 7). Have you ever been rendered in 3D before? 6). Want to come back to my place and and see my blog? 5). You're so beautiful, you've made my Stack overflow 4). You can run your fingers on my keys any day 3). You know what they say about desktop programmers? We use more ram and have bigger disks 2). I'm a Telecom developer, and I have lots of sockets experience and the #1 pick-up line the Code Project ladies are sick of hearing? 1). Hey, it's me, Chris, I bought these great new spandex bike shorts, how'd you like to go riding with me this week-end? :rolleyes:
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This is because John C is getting all.
The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
Correction, that would be Jim Crafton, The CP Ranch Bachelor.
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After reading all the various postings regarding the highly attractive ladies of Code Project, sorry I missed all the fun, I began to wonder what they might have to suffer, working in an industry full of us Nerds ... having said that, here is what I believe would be: The Top 10 Pick-up Lines the Code Project Ladies Are Sick of Hearing 10). I bet you know how to turn software into hardware 9). You must be really good at World of Warcraft, because when I saw you, I was like WoW. 8). I'm a C++ programmer, and you know what they say about us, we know how to use our pointers. 7). Have you ever been rendered in 3D before? 6). Want to come back to my place and and see my blog? 5). You're so beautiful, you've made my Stack overflow 4). You can run your fingers on my keys any day 3). You know what they say about desktop programmers? We use more ram and have bigger disks 2). I'm a Telecom developer, and I have lots of sockets experience and the #1 pick-up line the Code Project ladies are sick of hearing? 1). Hey, it's me, Chris, I bought these great new spandex bike shorts, how'd you like to go riding with me this week-end? :rolleyes:
:..::. Douglas H. Troy ::..
Bad Astronomy |VCF|wxWidgets|WTL9 & 1 are my favs!! :laugh:
jackandred
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People actually talk like this ? It's no wonder geeks are known for not getting any.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
They do. When I was still in school (couple years back) I got in a heated discussion with a fellow student (the real nerd type) at one point he was so angry that he was about to start a fight. His warning to me was: Watch out or I'll zip you. I burst ed out in laughter, just couldn't help it. The guy walked away after that ;P
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After reading all the various postings regarding the highly attractive ladies of Code Project, sorry I missed all the fun, I began to wonder what they might have to suffer, working in an industry full of us Nerds ... having said that, here is what I believe would be: The Top 10 Pick-up Lines the Code Project Ladies Are Sick of Hearing 10). I bet you know how to turn software into hardware 9). You must be really good at World of Warcraft, because when I saw you, I was like WoW. 8). I'm a C++ programmer, and you know what they say about us, we know how to use our pointers. 7). Have you ever been rendered in 3D before? 6). Want to come back to my place and and see my blog? 5). You're so beautiful, you've made my Stack overflow 4). You can run your fingers on my keys any day 3). You know what they say about desktop programmers? We use more ram and have bigger disks 2). I'm a Telecom developer, and I have lots of sockets experience and the #1 pick-up line the Code Project ladies are sick of hearing? 1). Hey, it's me, Chris, I bought these great new spandex bike shorts, how'd you like to go riding with me this week-end? :rolleyes:
:..::. Douglas H. Troy ::..
Bad Astronomy |VCF|wxWidgets|WTLAnd here I was, about to post pics of my cycling trip in Italy... :~
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
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9 & 1 are my favs!! :laugh:
jackandred
I'm glad you like them. Although, I should probably have apologized in advance for making everyone visualize Chris in spandex bike shorts. *shudder* :rolleyes:
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Bad Astronomy |VCF|wxWidgets|WTLmodified on Wednesday, October 7, 2009 9:45 PM
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And here I was, about to post pics of my cycling trip in Italy... :~
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
lol, maybe you should buy a hummer. :laugh:
"I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." Einstein "Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example." Mark Twain
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And here I was, about to post pics of my cycling trip in Italy... :~
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
Who are you kidding Chris ... you're like a rock star. You walk into a room wearing Spandex bike shorts, and the woman are drolling, and the guys are like, "Man. I wish I were so cool that I could wear spandex bike shorts ..." :-D
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Who are you kidding Chris ... you're like a rock star. You walk into a room wearing Spandex bike shorts, and the woman are drolling, and the guys are like, "Man. I wish I were so cool that I could wear spandex bike shorts ..." :-D
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Bad Astronomy |VCF|wxWidgets|WTLI'm not talking to you anymore.
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
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I'm not talking to you anymore.
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
:laugh: So I guess this would be bad time to ask for an Autographed CP T-Shirt uh?
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After reading all the various postings regarding the highly attractive ladies of Code Project, sorry I missed all the fun, I began to wonder what they might have to suffer, working in an industry full of us Nerds ... having said that, here is what I believe would be: The Top 10 Pick-up Lines the Code Project Ladies Are Sick of Hearing 10). I bet you know how to turn software into hardware 9). You must be really good at World of Warcraft, because when I saw you, I was like WoW. 8). I'm a C++ programmer, and you know what they say about us, we know how to use our pointers. 7). Have you ever been rendered in 3D before? 6). Want to come back to my place and and see my blog? 5). You're so beautiful, you've made my Stack overflow 4). You can run your fingers on my keys any day 3). You know what they say about desktop programmers? We use more ram and have bigger disks 2). I'm a Telecom developer, and I have lots of sockets experience and the #1 pick-up line the Code Project ladies are sick of hearing? 1). Hey, it's me, Chris, I bought these great new spandex bike shorts, how'd you like to go riding with me this week-end? :rolleyes:
:..::. Douglas H. Troy ::..
Bad Astronomy |VCF|wxWidgets|WTLThis one may not work on CP ladies, but it has proven to be effective on general office types: "What? :wtf: You spent a whole week printing long lists of numbers and writing them on a photocopy of a hand-drawn grid as a report to the college accrediting agency? :wtf: I can write a program that will print them in a nice neat grid in a matter of seconds." (We've been married seventeen years now. :cool: )
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:laugh: So I guess this would be bad time to ask for an Autographed CP T-Shirt uh?
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Bad Astronomy |VCF|wxWidgets|WTLThe Master Chief said he doesn't want to talk to you anymore. You are absolutely nullified.
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Classic!
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