Top 10 Pick-up Lines the Code Project Ladies Are Sick of Hearing
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People actually talk like this ? It's no wonder geeks are known for not getting any.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
They do. When I was still in school (couple years back) I got in a heated discussion with a fellow student (the real nerd type) at one point he was so angry that he was about to start a fight. His warning to me was: Watch out or I'll zip you. I burst ed out in laughter, just couldn't help it. The guy walked away after that ;P
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After reading all the various postings regarding the highly attractive ladies of Code Project, sorry I missed all the fun, I began to wonder what they might have to suffer, working in an industry full of us Nerds ... having said that, here is what I believe would be: The Top 10 Pick-up Lines the Code Project Ladies Are Sick of Hearing 10). I bet you know how to turn software into hardware 9). You must be really good at World of Warcraft, because when I saw you, I was like WoW. 8). I'm a C++ programmer, and you know what they say about us, we know how to use our pointers. 7). Have you ever been rendered in 3D before? 6). Want to come back to my place and and see my blog? 5). You're so beautiful, you've made my Stack overflow 4). You can run your fingers on my keys any day 3). You know what they say about desktop programmers? We use more ram and have bigger disks 2). I'm a Telecom developer, and I have lots of sockets experience and the #1 pick-up line the Code Project ladies are sick of hearing? 1). Hey, it's me, Chris, I bought these great new spandex bike shorts, how'd you like to go riding with me this week-end? :rolleyes:
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Bad Astronomy |VCF|wxWidgets|WTLAnd here I was, about to post pics of my cycling trip in Italy... :~
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
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9 & 1 are my favs!! :laugh:
jackandred
I'm glad you like them. Although, I should probably have apologized in advance for making everyone visualize Chris in spandex bike shorts. *shudder* :rolleyes:
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Bad Astronomy |VCF|wxWidgets|WTLmodified on Wednesday, October 7, 2009 9:45 PM
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And here I was, about to post pics of my cycling trip in Italy... :~
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
lol, maybe you should buy a hummer. :laugh:
"I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." Einstein "Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example." Mark Twain
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And here I was, about to post pics of my cycling trip in Italy... :~
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
Who are you kidding Chris ... you're like a rock star. You walk into a room wearing Spandex bike shorts, and the woman are drolling, and the guys are like, "Man. I wish I were so cool that I could wear spandex bike shorts ..." :-D
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Who are you kidding Chris ... you're like a rock star. You walk into a room wearing Spandex bike shorts, and the woman are drolling, and the guys are like, "Man. I wish I were so cool that I could wear spandex bike shorts ..." :-D
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Bad Astronomy |VCF|wxWidgets|WTLI'm not talking to you anymore.
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
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I'm not talking to you anymore.
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
:laugh: So I guess this would be bad time to ask for an Autographed CP T-Shirt uh?
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After reading all the various postings regarding the highly attractive ladies of Code Project, sorry I missed all the fun, I began to wonder what they might have to suffer, working in an industry full of us Nerds ... having said that, here is what I believe would be: The Top 10 Pick-up Lines the Code Project Ladies Are Sick of Hearing 10). I bet you know how to turn software into hardware 9). You must be really good at World of Warcraft, because when I saw you, I was like WoW. 8). I'm a C++ programmer, and you know what they say about us, we know how to use our pointers. 7). Have you ever been rendered in 3D before? 6). Want to come back to my place and and see my blog? 5). You're so beautiful, you've made my Stack overflow 4). You can run your fingers on my keys any day 3). You know what they say about desktop programmers? We use more ram and have bigger disks 2). I'm a Telecom developer, and I have lots of sockets experience and the #1 pick-up line the Code Project ladies are sick of hearing? 1). Hey, it's me, Chris, I bought these great new spandex bike shorts, how'd you like to go riding with me this week-end? :rolleyes:
:..::. Douglas H. Troy ::..
Bad Astronomy |VCF|wxWidgets|WTLThis one may not work on CP ladies, but it has proven to be effective on general office types: "What? :wtf: You spent a whole week printing long lists of numbers and writing them on a photocopy of a hand-drawn grid as a report to the college accrediting agency? :wtf: I can write a program that will print them in a nice neat grid in a matter of seconds." (We've been married seventeen years now. :cool: )
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:laugh: So I guess this would be bad time to ask for an Autographed CP T-Shirt uh?
:..::. Douglas H. Troy ::..
Bad Astronomy |VCF|wxWidgets|WTLThe Master Chief said he doesn't want to talk to you anymore. You are absolutely nullified.
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Classic!
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After reading all the various postings regarding the highly attractive ladies of Code Project, sorry I missed all the fun, I began to wonder what they might have to suffer, working in an industry full of us Nerds ... having said that, here is what I believe would be: The Top 10 Pick-up Lines the Code Project Ladies Are Sick of Hearing 10). I bet you know how to turn software into hardware 9). You must be really good at World of Warcraft, because when I saw you, I was like WoW. 8). I'm a C++ programmer, and you know what they say about us, we know how to use our pointers. 7). Have you ever been rendered in 3D before? 6). Want to come back to my place and and see my blog? 5). You're so beautiful, you've made my Stack overflow 4). You can run your fingers on my keys any day 3). You know what they say about desktop programmers? We use more ram and have bigger disks 2). I'm a Telecom developer, and I have lots of sockets experience and the #1 pick-up line the Code Project ladies are sick of hearing? 1). Hey, it's me, Chris, I bought these great new spandex bike shorts, how'd you like to go riding with me this week-end? :rolleyes:
:..::. Douglas H. Troy ::..
Bad Astronomy |VCF|wxWidgets|WTLThose are good chat up lines, but as a CodeProject lady I'm more used to gentleman programmers who shyly look at their feet.... awwwwwww..........
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After reading all the various postings regarding the highly attractive ladies of Code Project, sorry I missed all the fun, I began to wonder what they might have to suffer, working in an industry full of us Nerds ... having said that, here is what I believe would be: The Top 10 Pick-up Lines the Code Project Ladies Are Sick of Hearing 10). I bet you know how to turn software into hardware 9). You must be really good at World of Warcraft, because when I saw you, I was like WoW. 8). I'm a C++ programmer, and you know what they say about us, we know how to use our pointers. 7). Have you ever been rendered in 3D before? 6). Want to come back to my place and and see my blog? 5). You're so beautiful, you've made my Stack overflow 4). You can run your fingers on my keys any day 3). You know what they say about desktop programmers? We use more ram and have bigger disks 2). I'm a Telecom developer, and I have lots of sockets experience and the #1 pick-up line the Code Project ladies are sick of hearing? 1). Hey, it's me, Chris, I bought these great new spandex bike shorts, how'd you like to go riding with me this week-end? :rolleyes:
:..::. Douglas H. Troy ::..
Bad Astronomy |VCF|wxWidgets|WTL"Let's compile some code together" ;)
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Douglas Troy wrote:
Ladies Are Sick of Hearing
Actually ladies don't mind a pick up line if it comes from someone self assured (but not to the point of arrogance), good looking, confident and funny. (At least in my personal experience, YMMV) ;P
"Creating your own blog is about as easy as creating your own urine, and you're about as likely to find someone else interested in it." -- Lore Sjöberg
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And here I was, about to post pics of my cycling trip in Italy... :~
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
Chris Maunder wrote: pics of my cycling trip in Italy Isn't that the course where they shot the cover pick for the old Queen album? Good choice! :-D
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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Let me google your yahoo and twitter your myspace?
"I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." Einstein "Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example." Mark Twain
Come back to MySpace so I can Twitter all over your Facebook. (a t-shirt I saw somewhere on the intarwebnets)
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Until we are on the subject I just recalled something funny. In Bulgarian ‘Nokia’ sounds very similar to "The One-eyed" with some slight modifications. So could you imagine how exactly hilarious the popular Nokia slogan sounds to us! Nokia – Connecting People!
The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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After reading all the various postings regarding the highly attractive ladies of Code Project, sorry I missed all the fun, I began to wonder what they might have to suffer, working in an industry full of us Nerds ... having said that, here is what I believe would be: The Top 10 Pick-up Lines the Code Project Ladies Are Sick of Hearing 10). I bet you know how to turn software into hardware 9). You must be really good at World of Warcraft, because when I saw you, I was like WoW. 8). I'm a C++ programmer, and you know what they say about us, we know how to use our pointers. 7). Have you ever been rendered in 3D before? 6). Want to come back to my place and and see my blog? 5). You're so beautiful, you've made my Stack overflow 4). You can run your fingers on my keys any day 3). You know what they say about desktop programmers? We use more ram and have bigger disks 2). I'm a Telecom developer, and I have lots of sockets experience and the #1 pick-up line the Code Project ladies are sick of hearing? 1). Hey, it's me, Chris, I bought these great new spandex bike shorts, how'd you like to go riding with me this week-end? :rolleyes:
:..::. Douglas H. Troy ::..
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Douglas Troy wrote:
10). I bet you know how to turn software into hardware
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Douglas Troy wrote:
9). You must be really good at World of Warcraft, because when I saw you, I was like WoW.
where the best IMO.
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#9 brings to mind Steve Martin in "My Blue Heaven" ...
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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People actually talk like this ? It's no wonder geeks are known for not getting any.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
Wait a second... you're assuming that (male) CPers can all actually go up to a girl and say ANYTHING...
