Dear Lord
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Why do they mention VisualBasic? It sounds... so basic and lousy. Why don't they make up a cool name, something with an X or a high number in it, or the word "turbo", to show they are using something really advanced? None of the average viewers would recognise a fake name anyway...
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Reminds me of those two: CSI[^] CSI2[^] Well, not that far from the real CSI ;P
Cédric Moonen Software developer
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Why do they mention VisualBasic? It sounds... so basic and lousy. Why don't they make up a cool name, something with an X or a high number in it, or the word "turbo", to show they are using something really advanced? None of the average viewers would recognise a fake name anyway...
TurboPascal2010? :)
Luc Pattyn
I only read code that is properly indented, and rendered in a non-proportional font; hint: use PRE tags in forum messages
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Reminds me of those two: CSI[^] CSI2[^] Well, not that far from the real CSI ;P
Cédric Moonen Software developer
Charting control [v2.0] OpenGL game tutorial in C++ -
TurboPascal2010? :)
Luc Pattyn
I only read code that is properly indented, and rendered in a non-proportional font; hint: use PRE tags in forum messages
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The X has to be somewhere in the middle of the name (like TurboPascal X-treme 2010), so the programm's logo is centered around a big metallic X from which sparks jump into all directions, so that even the most ignorant viewer realises they are using something really advanced and cool. Since they try to track down an IP, that should probably be TurboPursuitPascal X-Treme 2010 Professional.
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The X has to be somewhere in the middle of the name (like TurboPascal X-treme 2010), so the programm's logo is centered around a big metallic X from which sparks jump into all directions, so that even the most ignorant viewer realises they are using something really advanced and cool. Since they try to track down an IP, that should probably be TurboPursuitPascal X-Treme 2010 Professional.
Close, but the app-to-have is TurboPursuitPascal X-Treme 2010 Professional Gold Enterprise Team Edition.
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Close, but the app-to-have is TurboPursuitPascal X-Treme 2010 Professional Gold Enterprise Team Edition.
No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced. This message is made of fully recyclable Zeros and Ones "Rumour has it that if you play Microsoft CDs backwards you will hear Satanic messages.Worse still, is that if you play them forwards they will install Windows"
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Reminds me of those two: CSI[^] CSI2[^] Well, not that far from the real CSI ;P
Cédric Moonen Software developer
Charting control [v2.0] OpenGL game tutorial in C++:laugh: :laugh:
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TurboPascal2010? :)
Luc Pattyn
I only read code that is properly indented, and rendered in a non-proportional font; hint: use PRE tags in forum messages
Luc Pattyn wrote:
TurboPascal COBOL 2010?
FTFY
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Luc Pattyn wrote:
TurboPascal COBOL 2010?
FTFY
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Alive and kicking[^], but not really turbo. :)
Luc Pattyn
I only read code that is properly indented, and rendered in a non-proportional font; hint: use PRE tags in forum messages
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I know a major Financial company in the City of London that has 5 excel spreadsheet taking in reuters feeds and processing them in visual basic and running their whole company on these 5 spreadsheets. They process so much information each spreadsheet has their own server to run on :)
