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    Brady Kelly
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    After being asked some very basic stuff about C# and SQL Server, even some basic C++ stuff, they hit me with tough ones, like, "What drives you?", "Are you a people's person? Help me understand why you said yes.", etc. My last three, sparse, interviews were more technical grillings, which I find easy. I supposed I'm just not used to this.

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      After being asked some very basic stuff about C# and SQL Server, even some basic C++ stuff, they hit me with tough ones, like, "What drives you?", "Are you a people's person? Help me understand why you said yes.", etc. My last three, sparse, interviews were more technical grillings, which I find easy. I supposed I'm just not used to this.

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      Dalek Dave
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      Brady Kelly wrote:

      "What drives you?"

      My conviction that I am clever enough to get a job where I never need to ask that question?

      Brady Kelly wrote:

      "Are you a people's person?

      No, that would be schizophrenia, I am a People Person, singular.

      Brady Kelly wrote:

      Help me understand why you said yes

      [loudly and slowly as if speaking to a retard] Because that is what I believe [/loudly and slowly as if speaking to a retard] Should help any future interviewers!

      ------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould

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        Brady Kelly wrote:

        "What drives you?"

        My conviction that I am clever enough to get a job where I never need to ask that question?

        Brady Kelly wrote:

        "Are you a people's person?

        No, that would be schizophrenia, I am a People Person, singular.

        Brady Kelly wrote:

        Help me understand why you said yes

        [loudly and slowly as if speaking to a retard] Because that is what I believe [/loudly and slowly as if speaking to a retard] Should help any future interviewers!

        ------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould

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        merridus
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        Dalek Dave wrote:

        loudly and slowly

        In the same tone, as an Englishman, you use abroad if you are talking to someone and they have the cheek not to have learnt English?

        - Rob

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          Dalek Dave wrote:

          loudly and slowly

          In the same tone, as an Englishman, you use abroad if you are talking to someone and they have the cheek not to have learnt English?

          - Rob

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          Exactly! DO YOU - KNOW THE WAY - TO THE BRITISH EM-BAS-SY?

          ------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould

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            Exactly! DO YOU - KNOW THE WAY - TO THE BRITISH EM-BAS-SY?

            ------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould

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            Dalek Dave wrote:

            TO THE BRITISH EM-BAS-SY

            And about then you would draw a big square with your hands to represent a building just in case they are still having trouble, even though you have gradually got slower and louder for them.

            - Rob

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              Dalek Dave wrote:

              loudly and slowly

              In the same tone, as an Englishman, you use abroad if you are talking to someone and they have the cheek not to have learnt English?

              - Rob

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              I find that is the most embarrassing thing about being British. Those Brits that go abroad, only eat English food, and moan when the locals don't speak English. :sigh:

              "People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs." ~ Anon "If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough" ~ Albert Einstein Just finished reading: 'The Greatest Show on Earth', by Richard Dawkins; superb book.

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                After being asked some very basic stuff about C# and SQL Server, even some basic C++ stuff, they hit me with tough ones, like, "What drives you?", "Are you a people's person? Help me understand why you said yes.", etc. My last three, sparse, interviews were more technical grillings, which I find easy. I supposed I'm just not used to this.

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                Marc Clifton
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                Brady Kelly wrote:

                What drives you?

                My sex drive is quite healthy, thank you.

                Brady Kelly wrote:

                Are you a people's person?

                I'm not a swinger, if that's what you're insinuating.

                Brady Kelly wrote:

                Help me understand why you said yes."

                I'm a guy. I ask, she says yes. Simple enough. Marc

                Will work for food. Interacx

                I'm not overthinking the problem, I just felt like I needed a small, unimportant, uninteresting rant! - Martin Hart Turner

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                  I find that is the most embarrassing thing about being British. Those Brits that go abroad, only eat English food, and moan when the locals don't speak English. :sigh:

                  "People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs." ~ Anon "If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough" ~ Albert Einstein Just finished reading: 'The Greatest Show on Earth', by Richard Dawkins; superb book.

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                  Yes, when they make no effort to even learn a few small things like just "Thanks", and then get stressed out at someone who doesn't understand them or hasn't made the chips right. ;P

                  - Rob

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                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                    TO THE BRITISH EM-BAS-SY

                    And about then you would draw a big square with your hands to represent a building just in case they are still having trouble, even though you have gradually got slower and louder for them.

                    - Rob

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    I see you speak "English for Foreign Johnnies"

                    ------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould

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                      After being asked some very basic stuff about C# and SQL Server, even some basic C++ stuff, they hit me with tough ones, like, "What drives you?", "Are you a people's person? Help me understand why you said yes.", etc. My last three, sparse, interviews were more technical grillings, which I find easy. I supposed I'm just not used to this.

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                      Brady Kelly wrote:

                      "What drives you?"

                      Challenge, change, the ability to make a difference in the company, ...

                      Brady Kelly wrote:

                      "Are you a people's person?"

                      Are you easey to get along with, what do your colleagues say? If your not that easy, don't worry, most people that are not easy just have a special way of how they like being handled, find out what yours is.

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                        Yes, when they make no effort to even learn a few small things like just "Thanks", and then get stressed out at someone who doesn't understand them or hasn't made the chips right. ;P

                        - Rob

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                        I have a smattering of many languages, so I am not too bad, but I was in Greece and overheard an English couple asking for the toilet. The Bar Owner, who did speak some English, pointed to a sign and said it was "Over there". Their response? "Well, that sign that says Toilet doesn't look right, I know it is in foreign gibberish, but it has too many letters to even stand for TOILET" I hid my head in shame and apologised for my countrymen as I left!

                        ------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould

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                          After being asked some very basic stuff about C# and SQL Server, even some basic C++ stuff, they hit me with tough ones, like, "What drives you?", "Are you a people's person? Help me understand why you said yes.", etc. My last three, sparse, interviews were more technical grillings, which I find easy. I supposed I'm just not used to this.

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                          PIEBALDconsult
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                          "What drives you?" I drive me. "Are you a people's person?" If I were, I wouldn't spend the day talking to machines.

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                            I have a smattering of many languages, so I am not too bad, but I was in Greece and overheard an English couple asking for the toilet. The Bar Owner, who did speak some English, pointed to a sign and said it was "Over there". Their response? "Well, that sign that says Toilet doesn't look right, I know it is in foreign gibberish, but it has too many letters to even stand for TOILET" I hid my head in shame and apologised for my countrymen as I left!

                            ------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould

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                            merridus
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                            Dalek Dave wrote:

                            too many letters to even stand for TOILET

                            Haha, after all, every language is just made up of anagrams of English words. :laugh:

                            - Rob

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                              Dalek Dave wrote:

                              loudly and slowly

                              In the same tone, as an Englishman, you use abroad if you are talking to someone and they have the cheek not to have learnt English?

                              - Rob

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                              Joe Simes
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                              Which is probably only in America! :-\

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                                Dalek Dave wrote:

                                too many letters to even stand for TOILET

                                Haha, after all, every language is just made up of anagrams of English words. :laugh:

                                - Rob

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                                I wanted to explain this, but he (the English fellow) was a big bugger. At 6'1" I am fairly tall, but he was much bigger than me, so I figured pointing out his immense thickness was probably not a good idea!

                                ------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould

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                                  I have a smattering of many languages, so I am not too bad, but I was in Greece and overheard an English couple asking for the toilet. The Bar Owner, who did speak some English, pointed to a sign and said it was "Over there". Their response? "Well, that sign that says Toilet doesn't look right, I know it is in foreign gibberish, but it has too many letters to even stand for TOILET" I hid my head in shame and apologised for my countrymen as I left!

                                  ------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould

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                                  Andy Brummer
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                                  When I was vising Amsterdam, I watched a New Yorker pull out a picture and explain that it was a picture of sky scrapers which are really tall buildings that they have where he lives. :doh:

                                  I can imagine the sinking feeling one would have after ordering my book, only to find a laughably ridiculous theory with demented logic once the book arrives - Mark McCutcheon

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                                    I find that is the most embarrassing thing about being British. Those Brits that go abroad, only eat English food, and moan when the locals don't speak English. :sigh:

                                    "People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs." ~ Anon "If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough" ~ Albert Einstein Just finished reading: 'The Greatest Show on Earth', by Richard Dawkins; superb book.

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                                    I visited Scotland last year and met up with some (English, Irish and Scottish) friends. All they wanted to eat was Chinese Buffet and Indian (curry). The only native food I had was some really crap (soggy) fish and chips and the "Traditional" Scottish Brekkie I had at the Port Inn. Breakfast wasn't bad eggs, toast, ham, bacon, haggis!! All delish. The Irish guy wouldn't even eat the black pudding. He says I don't like my black pudding rare. :omg: Honestly it was really thick and if you pressed it with your fork it weeped blood! :wtf: X| The whisky and the :beer: was great though!:thumbsup:

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                                      I wanted to explain this, but he (the English fellow) was a big bugger. At 6'1" I am fairly tall, but he was much bigger than me, so I figured pointing out his immense thickness was probably not a good idea!

                                      ------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould

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                                      merridus
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                                      Ah, probably a good call then. I hear people don't really like you coming up to them and pointing out their stupidity.

                                      - Rob

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                                        After being asked some very basic stuff about C# and SQL Server, even some basic C++ stuff, they hit me with tough ones, like, "What drives you?", "Are you a people's person? Help me understand why you said yes.", etc. My last three, sparse, interviews were more technical grillings, which I find easy. I supposed I'm just not used to this.

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                                        Dr Walt Fair PE
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                                        Brady Kelly wrote:

                                        "What drives you?"

                                        Money. What drives your company?

                                        Brady Kelly wrote:

                                        "Are you a people's person?"

                                        Depends on the people.

                                        Brady Kelly wrote:

                                        "Help me understand why you said yes."

                                        Refresh my memory, what was the question I said yes to? Actually I hate it when they start playing those games, so I usually do a pre-emptive strike. Somewhere at the beginning I ask why, since they've already seen my qualifications, do they think I should consider working for them. If they can't give me a good answer, there's no point in going much further.

                                        CQ de W5ALT

                                        Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                                          I visited Scotland last year and met up with some (English, Irish and Scottish) friends. All they wanted to eat was Chinese Buffet and Indian (curry). The only native food I had was some really crap (soggy) fish and chips and the "Traditional" Scottish Brekkie I had at the Port Inn. Breakfast wasn't bad eggs, toast, ham, bacon, haggis!! All delish. The Irish guy wouldn't even eat the black pudding. He says I don't like my black pudding rare. :omg: Honestly it was really thick and if you pressed it with your fork it weeped blood! :wtf: X| The whisky and the :beer: was great though!:thumbsup:

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                                          merridus
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                                          Joe Simes wrote:

                                          English, Irish and Scottish

                                          Am I the only one who read that as the start to a joke? :D Might just be an English thing as the Englishman always comes out on top in the ones I've heard :D

                                          - Rob

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