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Why does Bob have so big eyes?

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  • D Dalek Dave

    All The Better To See You With! I always wondered why he was naked.

    ------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould

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    Dario Solera
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    Dalek Dave wrote:

    I always wondered why he was naked.

    Aliens go beyond all those human rules, such as you cannot go around naked. And no, I don't go around naked, nor I want to.

    If you truly believe you need to pick a mobile phone that "says something" about your personality, don't bother. You don't have a personality. A mental illness, maybe - but not a personality. - Charlie Brooker My Photos/CP Flickr Group - ScrewTurn Wiki v3

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    • D Dario Solera

      Dalek Dave wrote:

      I always wondered why he was naked.

      Aliens go beyond all those human rules, such as you cannot go around naked. And no, I don't go around naked, nor I want to.

      If you truly believe you need to pick a mobile phone that "says something" about your personality, don't bother. You don't have a personality. A mental illness, maybe - but not a personality. - Charlie Brooker My Photos/CP Flickr Group - ScrewTurn Wiki v3

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      AspDotNetDev
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      Dario Solera wrote:

      I don't go around naked

      You don't know what you're missing!

      Visual Studio is an excellent GUIIDE.

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        Dalek Dave wrote:

        I always wondered why he was naked.

        He's not, the black outline is actually a hoody and he cut most of the front off to shows off his gut, makes him feel good about himself. I also heard he shoots laser beams from his belly button.

        He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

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        Dalek Dave
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        Hey, sorry to inform you of this, but, em, er, that isn't his belly button!

        ------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould

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        • D Dalek Dave

          Hey, sorry to inform you of this, but, em, er, that isn't his belly button!

          ------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould

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          phannon86
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          :wtf: :omg: :wtf: :laugh:

          He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

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          • A AspDotNetDev

            Dario Solera wrote:

            I don't go around naked

            You don't know what you're missing!

            Visual Studio is an excellent GUIIDE.

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            Dalek Dave
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            Underneath my clothes, I am naked!

            ------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould

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            • D Dalek Dave

              Underneath my clothes, I am naked!

              ------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould

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              AspDotNetDev
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              Damn, there goes my enjoyment of Shakira music. Excuse me while I go jab out my eyes with a rusty sphere.

              Visual Studio is an excellent GUIIDE.

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              • D Dalek Dave

                Hey, sorry to inform you of this, but, em, er, that isn't his belly button!

                ------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould

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                AspDotNetDev
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                I always wondered where his mouth was. I mean, even an alien's gotta eat, right?

                Visual Studio is an excellent GUIIDE.

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                • E Enver Maroshi

                  They scare me   :^)

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                  TheCardinal
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                  dont be scared, he's just stoned. :cool:

                  Life - Dreams = Job TheCardinal BenPOS Systems

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                  • A AspDotNetDev

                    Damn, there goes my enjoyment of Shakira music. Excuse me while I go jab out my eyes with a rusty sphere.

                    Visual Studio is an excellent GUIIDE.

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                    Rajesh R Subramanian
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                    After you do it, pass on that sphere to me. I read that post too. :((

                    “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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                    • D Dario Solera

                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                      I always wondered why he was naked.

                      Aliens go beyond all those human rules, such as you cannot go around naked. And no, I don't go around naked, nor I want to.

                      If you truly believe you need to pick a mobile phone that "says something" about your personality, don't bother. You don't have a personality. A mental illness, maybe - but not a personality. - Charlie Brooker My Photos/CP Flickr Group - ScrewTurn Wiki v3

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                      Rajesh R Subramanian
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                      Dario Solera wrote:

                      And no, I don't go around naked

                      You've gotta try it once. It's fun. :)

                      “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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                      • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                        Dario Solera wrote:

                        And no, I don't go around naked

                        You've gotta try it once. It's fun. :)

                        “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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                        Vikram A Punathambekar
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                        Please tell me you only do it in your own home.

                        Cheers, Vikram. (Cracked not one CCC, but two!)

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                        • T TheCardinal

                          dont be scared, he's just stoned. :cool:

                          Life - Dreams = Job TheCardinal BenPOS Systems

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                          DaveAuld
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                          No he's shocked at JSOP taking a VB Job.

                          Dave Who am I?: Web|Facebook|Twitter|LinkedIn|Bebo

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            Hey, sorry to inform you of this, but, em, er, that isn't his belly button!

                            ------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould

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                            Stuart Jeffery
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                            Thanks DD, you just made me remember one of the phrases said in the game big red racing... Female Voice (a little bit rednecky) : "Why that ain't my bellybutton!" Male Voice (more rednecky) : "Well that ain't my finger neither!" AAAARRRRGGHHHH!!

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                              Thanks DD, you just made me remember one of the phrases said in the game big red racing... Female Voice (a little bit rednecky) : "Why that ain't my bellybutton!" Male Voice (more rednecky) : "Well that ain't my finger neither!" AAAARRRRGGHHHH!!

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                              Corporal Agarn
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                              That is very old!

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                              • D Dalek Dave

                                All The Better To See You With! I always wondered why he was naked.

                                ------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould

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                                FyreWyrm
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                                He's not naked. The green is actually a full body latex suit made by JSOP.

                                Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

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                                • E Enver Maroshi

                                  They scare me   :^)

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                                  Single Step Debugger
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                                  Why you’re assuming that those are eyes? He is an alien, they could be just a**holes.

                                  The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                                  • E Enver Maroshi

                                    They scare me   :^)

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                                    Steve Mayfield
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                                    He just did a code review of the application that John Simmons is taking on :-D

                                    Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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