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Why does Bob have so big eyes?

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  • D Dalek Dave

    Hey, sorry to inform you of this, but, em, er, that isn't his belly button!

    ------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould

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    phannon86
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    :wtf: :omg: :wtf: :laugh:

    He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

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    • D Dalek Dave

      Underneath my clothes, I am naked!

      ------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould

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      AspDotNetDev
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      Damn, there goes my enjoyment of Shakira music. Excuse me while I go jab out my eyes with a rusty sphere.

      Visual Studio is an excellent GUIIDE.

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      • D Dalek Dave

        Hey, sorry to inform you of this, but, em, er, that isn't his belly button!

        ------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould

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        AspDotNetDev
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        I always wondered where his mouth was. I mean, even an alien's gotta eat, right?

        Visual Studio is an excellent GUIIDE.

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        • E Enver Maroshi

          They scare me   :^)

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          TheCardinal
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          dont be scared, he's just stoned. :cool:

          Life - Dreams = Job TheCardinal BenPOS Systems

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          • A AspDotNetDev

            Damn, there goes my enjoyment of Shakira music. Excuse me while I go jab out my eyes with a rusty sphere.

            Visual Studio is an excellent GUIIDE.

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            Rajesh R Subramanian
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            After you do it, pass on that sphere to me. I read that post too. :((

            “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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            • D Dario Solera

              Dalek Dave wrote:

              I always wondered why he was naked.

              Aliens go beyond all those human rules, such as you cannot go around naked. And no, I don't go around naked, nor I want to.

              If you truly believe you need to pick a mobile phone that "says something" about your personality, don't bother. You don't have a personality. A mental illness, maybe - but not a personality. - Charlie Brooker My Photos/CP Flickr Group - ScrewTurn Wiki v3

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              Rajesh R Subramanian
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              Dario Solera wrote:

              And no, I don't go around naked

              You've gotta try it once. It's fun. :)

              “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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              • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                Dario Solera wrote:

                And no, I don't go around naked

                You've gotta try it once. It's fun. :)

                “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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                Vikram A Punathambekar
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                Please tell me you only do it in your own home.

                Cheers, Vikram. (Cracked not one CCC, but two!)

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                • T TheCardinal

                  dont be scared, he's just stoned. :cool:

                  Life - Dreams = Job TheCardinal BenPOS Systems

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                  DaveAuld
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                  No he's shocked at JSOP taking a VB Job.

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    Hey, sorry to inform you of this, but, em, er, that isn't his belly button!

                    ------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould

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                    Stuart Jeffery
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                    Thanks DD, you just made me remember one of the phrases said in the game big red racing... Female Voice (a little bit rednecky) : "Why that ain't my bellybutton!" Male Voice (more rednecky) : "Well that ain't my finger neither!" AAAARRRRGGHHHH!!

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                    • S Stuart Jeffery

                      Thanks DD, you just made me remember one of the phrases said in the game big red racing... Female Voice (a little bit rednecky) : "Why that ain't my bellybutton!" Male Voice (more rednecky) : "Well that ain't my finger neither!" AAAARRRRGGHHHH!!

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                      Corporal Agarn
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                      That is very old!

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        All The Better To See You With! I always wondered why he was naked.

                        ------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould

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                        FyreWyrm
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                        He's not naked. The green is actually a full body latex suit made by JSOP.

                        Don't blame me. I voted for Chuck Norris.

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                        • E Enver Maroshi

                          They scare me   :^)

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                          Single Step Debugger
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                          Why you’re assuming that those are eyes? He is an alien, they could be just a**holes.

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                          • E Enver Maroshi

                            They scare me   :^)

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                            Steve Mayfield
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                            He just did a code review of the application that John Simmons is taking on :-D

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