Writer's Block
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I love writing, and often get quite carried away once I get started, but right now I can't get started. I need to deliver some documentation for a reporting application I've just delivered. It includes some KPI reports, KPI 'master' data, and daily figures (and their totals), with capture and edit screens for all data. I'm stuck on my opening line, and I think once I get past that, I'll be cruising nicely. Here is is, please attack it and leave me some pieces to collage a better one with: The Nkomati Production KPI Reporting application provides production KPI reports on demand, and on schedule, and also facilitates the maintenance and capture of static and daily data that these reports are built on.
Brady Kelly wrote:
The Nkomati Production KPI Reporting application provides production KPI reports on demand, and on schedule, and also facilitates the maintenance and capture of static and daily data that these reports are built on. This message will self destruct in exactly 5 seconds.
FTFY
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Friends, Romans, Countrymen. Or Now is the winter of our discontent. Or Four score and seven years ago. How about 'I have a dream' ???
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Make these your own! You could say, "I have a plan." Or "Four fortnights and an hour ago." It's fun! Think inside the box!
How about 'I have an adult rated fantasy' ?
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
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How about 'I have an adult rated fantasy' ?
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
That would certainly capture a reader's interest early on. This could set a new standard for writing manuals that might increase the chances of users actually reading them! :-D
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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I love writing, and often get quite carried away once I get started, but right now I can't get started. I need to deliver some documentation for a reporting application I've just delivered. It includes some KPI reports, KPI 'master' data, and daily figures (and their totals), with capture and edit screens for all data. I'm stuck on my opening line, and I think once I get past that, I'll be cruising nicely. Here is is, please attack it and leave me some pieces to collage a better one with: The Nkomati Production KPI Reporting application provides production KPI reports on demand, and on schedule, and also facilitates the maintenance and capture of static and daily data that these reports are built on.
I start with an outline. Rephrasing your opening a bit:
Overview
The Nkomati Production KPI Reporting application helps maintain and report production KPI data. Static and daily data are captured. Reports may be printed on schedule or on demand.
Data Captured
Scheduled Reports
On-Demand Reports
Data Maintenance
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That would certainly capture a reader's interest early on. This could set a new standard for writing manuals that might increase the chances of users actually reading them! :-D
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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I love writing, and often get quite carried away once I get started, but right now I can't get started. I need to deliver some documentation for a reporting application I've just delivered. It includes some KPI reports, KPI 'master' data, and daily figures (and their totals), with capture and edit screens for all data. I'm stuck on my opening line, and I think once I get past that, I'll be cruising nicely. Here is is, please attack it and leave me some pieces to collage a better one with: The Nkomati Production KPI Reporting application provides production KPI reports on demand, and on schedule, and also facilitates the maintenance and capture of static and daily data that these reports are built on.
1. Make notes of everything you want to say. 2. Burn the notes, and write what the reader needs to know, instead.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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1. Make notes of everything you want to say. 2. Burn the notes, and write what the reader needs to know, instead.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I start with an outline. Rephrasing your opening a bit:
Overview
The Nkomati Production KPI Reporting application helps maintain and report production KPI data. Static and daily data are captured. Reports may be printed on schedule or on demand.
Data Captured
Scheduled Reports
On-Demand Reports
Data Maintenance
Software Zen:
delete this;Cool, thanks. That's perfect to start with. However, a suitable compliment to static data still bothers me. Daily is very descriptice, but I'd like to find something more general than daily, but dynamic date seems to technical for financial users. Moving data?
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1. Make notes of everything you want to say. 2. Burn the notes, and write what the reader needs to know, instead.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
I like.
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How about 'I have an adult rated fantasy' ?
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
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Cool, thanks. That's perfect to start with. However, a suitable compliment to static data still bothers me. Daily is very descriptice, but I'd like to find something more general than daily, but dynamic date seems to technical for financial users. Moving data?
I have a feeling the term 'static' is a little technical too. For users in the financial industry, would the terms 'fixed' (for static) and 'variable' (for daily or dynamic) work?
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I love writing, and often get quite carried away once I get started, but right now I can't get started. I need to deliver some documentation for a reporting application I've just delivered. It includes some KPI reports, KPI 'master' data, and daily figures (and their totals), with capture and edit screens for all data. I'm stuck on my opening line, and I think once I get past that, I'll be cruising nicely. Here is is, please attack it and leave me some pieces to collage a better one with: The Nkomati Production KPI Reporting application provides production KPI reports on demand, and on schedule, and also facilitates the maintenance and capture of static and daily data that these reports are built on.
She breathed heavily, grunting in delight as he...You can take it from this point....45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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I love writing, and often get quite carried away once I get started, but right now I can't get started. I need to deliver some documentation for a reporting application I've just delivered. It includes some KPI reports, KPI 'master' data, and daily figures (and their totals), with capture and edit screens for all data. I'm stuck on my opening line, and I think once I get past that, I'll be cruising nicely. Here is is, please attack it and leave me some pieces to collage a better one with: The Nkomati Production KPI Reporting application provides production KPI reports on demand, and on schedule, and also facilitates the maintenance and capture of static and daily data that these reports are built on.
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I love writing, and often get quite carried away once I get started, but right now I can't get started. I need to deliver some documentation for a reporting application I've just delivered. It includes some KPI reports, KPI 'master' data, and daily figures (and their totals), with capture and edit screens for all data. I'm stuck on my opening line, and I think once I get past that, I'll be cruising nicely. Here is is, please attack it and leave me some pieces to collage a better one with: The Nkomati Production KPI Reporting application provides production KPI reports on demand, and on schedule, and also facilitates the maintenance and capture of static and daily data that these reports are built on.
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She breathed heavily, grunting in delight as he...You can take it from this point....45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001A chick who grunts doesn't inspire me. Now, She breathed heavily, moaning in delight as he...
Software Zen:
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A chick who grunts doesn't inspire me. Now, She breathed heavily, moaning in delight as he...
Software Zen:
delete this;Gary Wheeler wrote:
She breathed heavily, moaning in delight as he...
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Bad Astronomy |VCF|wxWidgets|WTLmodified on Wednesday, November 25, 2009 11:39 AM
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She breathed heavily, grunting in delight as he...You can take it from this point....45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
It would seem your faith in the Lounge as a place of serious response was sorely misplaced. ;P //L
Yes, but is anyone surprised ?
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