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  • C Christian Graus

    How about 'I have an adult rated fantasy' ?

    Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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    Roger Wright
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    That would certainly capture a reader's interest early on. This could set a new standard for writing manuals that might increase the chances of users actually reading them! :-D

    "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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    • B Brady Kelly

      I love writing, and often get quite carried away once I get started, but right now I can't get started. I need to deliver some documentation for a reporting application I've just delivered. It includes some KPI reports, KPI 'master' data, and daily figures (and their totals), with capture and edit screens for all data. I'm stuck on my opening line, and I think once I get past that, I'll be cruising nicely. Here is is, please attack it and leave me some pieces to collage a better one with: The Nkomati Production KPI Reporting application provides production KPI reports on demand, and on schedule, and also facilitates the maintenance and capture of static and daily data that these reports are built on.

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      Gary Wheeler
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      I start with an outline. Rephrasing your opening a bit:

      Overview

      The Nkomati Production KPI Reporting application helps maintain and report production KPI data. Static and daily data are captured. Reports may be printed on schedule or on demand.

      Data Captured

      Scheduled Reports

      On-Demand Reports

      Data Maintenance

      Software Zen: delete this;

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      • R Roger Wright

        That would certainly capture a reader's interest early on. This could set a new standard for writing manuals that might increase the chances of users actually reading them! :-D

        "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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        phannon86
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        Purchase our software, now with free pr0nz!!! :laugh:

        He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

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        • B Brady Kelly

          I love writing, and often get quite carried away once I get started, but right now I can't get started. I need to deliver some documentation for a reporting application I've just delivered. It includes some KPI reports, KPI 'master' data, and daily figures (and their totals), with capture and edit screens for all data. I'm stuck on my opening line, and I think once I get past that, I'll be cruising nicely. Here is is, please attack it and leave me some pieces to collage a better one with: The Nkomati Production KPI Reporting application provides production KPI reports on demand, and on schedule, and also facilitates the maintenance and capture of static and daily data that these reports are built on.

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          Mark_Wallace
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          1. Make notes of everything you want to say. 2. Burn the notes, and write what the reader needs to know, instead.

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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          • M Mark_Wallace

            1. Make notes of everything you want to say. 2. Burn the notes, and write what the reader needs to know, instead.

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            0x3c0
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            Mark Wallace wrote:

            write what the reader needs to know, instead

            "Luke, I am your father"

            OSDev :)

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            • G Gary Wheeler

              I start with an outline. Rephrasing your opening a bit:

              Overview

              The Nkomati Production KPI Reporting application helps maintain and report production KPI data. Static and daily data are captured. Reports may be printed on schedule or on demand.

              Data Captured

              Scheduled Reports

              On-Demand Reports

              Data Maintenance

              Software Zen: delete this;

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              Brady Kelly
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              Cool, thanks. That's perfect to start with. However, a suitable compliment to static data still bothers me. Daily is very descriptice, but I'd like to find something more general than daily, but dynamic date seems to technical for financial users. Moving data?

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                1. Make notes of everything you want to say. 2. Burn the notes, and write what the reader needs to know, instead.

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                Brady Kelly
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                I like.

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                • C Christian Graus

                  How about 'I have an adult rated fantasy' ?

                  Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                  josda1000
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                  I like that one definitely lol

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                  • B Brady Kelly

                    I love writing, and often get quite carried away once I get started, but right now I can't get started. I need to deliver some documentation for a reporting application I've just delivered. It includes some KPI reports, KPI 'master' data, and daily figures (and their totals), with capture and edit screens for all data. I'm stuck on my opening line, and I think once I get past that, I'll be cruising nicely. Here is is, please attack it and leave me some pieces to collage a better one with: The Nkomati Production KPI Reporting application provides production KPI reports on demand, and on schedule, and also facilitates the maintenance and capture of static and daily data that these reports are built on.

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                    realJSOP
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                    She breathed heavily, grunting in delight as he... You can take it from this point...

                    .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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                    "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                      Purchase our software, now with free pr0nz!!! :laugh:

                      He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

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                      josda1000
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                      Billy Mays here! We've got a new product, full with pron!!! lol

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                      • B Brady Kelly

                        Cool, thanks. That's perfect to start with. However, a suitable compliment to static data still bothers me. Daily is very descriptice, but I'd like to find something more general than daily, but dynamic date seems to technical for financial users. Moving data?

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                        Gary Wheeler
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                        I have a feeling the term 'static' is a little technical too. For users in the financial industry, would the terms 'fixed' (for static) and 'variable' (for daily or dynamic) work?

                        Software Zen: delete this;

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                        • B Brady Kelly

                          I love writing, and often get quite carried away once I get started, but right now I can't get started. I need to deliver some documentation for a reporting application I've just delivered. It includes some KPI reports, KPI 'master' data, and daily figures (and their totals), with capture and edit screens for all data. I'm stuck on my opening line, and I think once I get past that, I'll be cruising nicely. Here is is, please attack it and leave me some pieces to collage a better one with: The Nkomati Production KPI Reporting application provides production KPI reports on demand, and on schedule, and also facilitates the maintenance and capture of static and daily data that these reports are built on.

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                          Media2r
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                          It would seem your faith in the Lounge as a place of serious response was sorely misplaced. ;P //L

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                          • B Brady Kelly

                            I love writing, and often get quite carried away once I get started, but right now I can't get started. I need to deliver some documentation for a reporting application I've just delivered. It includes some KPI reports, KPI 'master' data, and daily figures (and their totals), with capture and edit screens for all data. I'm stuck on my opening line, and I think once I get past that, I'll be cruising nicely. Here is is, please attack it and leave me some pieces to collage a better one with: The Nkomati Production KPI Reporting application provides production KPI reports on demand, and on schedule, and also facilitates the maintenance and capture of static and daily data that these reports are built on.

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                            Lost User
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                            Good morning, Mr. Phelps... :-D

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                            • realJSOPR realJSOP

                              She breathed heavily, grunting in delight as he... You can take it from this point...

                              .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
                              -----
                              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                              "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                              Gary Wheeler
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                              A chick who grunts doesn't inspire me. Now, She breathed heavily, moaning in delight as he...

                              Software Zen: delete this;

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                                A chick who grunts doesn't inspire me. Now, She breathed heavily, moaning in delight as he...

                                Software Zen: delete this;

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                                Gary Wheeler wrote:

                                She breathed heavily, moaning in delight as he...

                                slowly took his long cable and plugged it into her Ethernet port. She gasped at the sight of his obvious technical prowess, while he ... Geekrotica


                                :..::. Douglas H. Troy ::..
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                                • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                  She breathed heavily, grunting in delight as he... You can take it from this point...

                                  .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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                                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                  -----
                                  "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                                  Christian Graus
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                                  John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                  grunting in delight

                                  Grunting is what livestock do.

                                  Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                                  • M Media2r

                                    It would seem your faith in the Lounge as a place of serious response was sorely misplaced. ;P //L

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                                    Christian Graus
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                                    Yes, but is anyone surprised ?

                                    Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                                    • B Brady Kelly

                                      I love writing, and often get quite carried away once I get started, but right now I can't get started. I need to deliver some documentation for a reporting application I've just delivered. It includes some KPI reports, KPI 'master' data, and daily figures (and their totals), with capture and edit screens for all data. I'm stuck on my opening line, and I think once I get past that, I'll be cruising nicely. Here is is, please attack it and leave me some pieces to collage a better one with: The Nkomati Production KPI Reporting application provides production KPI reports on demand, and on schedule, and also facilitates the maintenance and capture of static and daily data that these reports are built on.

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                                      Ian Shlasko
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                                      Ok, since most of the standard jokes have been covered, I'll chime in with some serious advice. I'm more comfortable writing fiction than documentation, but some of the same techniques apply. A sentence has to accomplish two things: Provide the necessary information, and sound good. If you feel silly reading it aloud, or are mentally saying "Blah blah blah" as you read part of it, then it needs work.

                                      Brady Kelly wrote:

                                      The Nkomati Production KPI Reporting application provides production KPI reports

                                      Need a synonym there... Sure, it makes sense, but it sounds like "The input entry field is for input entry." I don't know what KPI stands for, but just partially-expanding that acronym might improve the sound of it. Anyway, here's my shot at it... The Nkomati Production KPI Reporting application is a data processing tool that provides both scheduled and on-demand reports, while also facilitating the maintenance and capture of the underlying data. Same facts, rearranged a bit, with less repetition. The "static and daily" part might be better in a subsequent sentence or paragraph.

                                      Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Developer, Author (Guardians of Xen)

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                                      • I Ian Shlasko

                                        Ok, since most of the standard jokes have been covered, I'll chime in with some serious advice. I'm more comfortable writing fiction than documentation, but some of the same techniques apply. A sentence has to accomplish two things: Provide the necessary information, and sound good. If you feel silly reading it aloud, or are mentally saying "Blah blah blah" as you read part of it, then it needs work.

                                        Brady Kelly wrote:

                                        The Nkomati Production KPI Reporting application provides production KPI reports

                                        Need a synonym there... Sure, it makes sense, but it sounds like "The input entry field is for input entry." I don't know what KPI stands for, but just partially-expanding that acronym might improve the sound of it. Anyway, here's my shot at it... The Nkomati Production KPI Reporting application is a data processing tool that provides both scheduled and on-demand reports, while also facilitating the maintenance and capture of the underlying data. Same facts, rearranged a bit, with less repetition. The "static and daily" part might be better in a subsequent sentence or paragraph.

                                        Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Developer, Author (Guardians of Xen)

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                                        Christian Graus
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                                        Ian Shlasko wrote:

                                        I don't know what KPI stands for

                                        Key Performance Indicators. I envy you for not knowing that.

                                        Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                                        • C Christian Graus

                                          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                          grunting in delight

                                          Grunting is what livestock do.

                                          Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                                          If she's grunting, she's visiting her animal side. Yummy...

                                          .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
                                          -----
                                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                          -----
                                          "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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