1000th Post
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In honor of my 1000th post, I decided to quote the funniest joke in the world...
"Two peanuts were walking down the street, and one was assaulted...... peanut...."
Due to budget cuts, the funniest joke in the world had to be replaced by the intentionally-bad joke from the comedy sketch about the funniest joke in the world.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)
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In honor of my 1000th post, I decided to quote the funniest joke in the world...
"Two peanuts were walking down the street, and one was assaulted...... peanut...."
Due to budget cuts, the funniest joke in the world had to be replaced by the intentionally-bad joke from the comedy sketch about the funniest joke in the world.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)
No! No! And Thrice No! It should be: Zwei peanut ver walking down ze strassa und vun vas assualted. peanut. [they threw in a few german words to show that it was the German's wot tried to kill humour]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
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In honor of my 1000th post, I decided to quote the funniest joke in the world...
"Two peanuts were walking down the street, and one was assaulted...... peanut...."
Due to budget cuts, the funniest joke in the world had to be replaced by the intentionally-bad joke from the comedy sketch about the funniest joke in the world.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)
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No! No! And Thrice No! It should be: Zwei peanut ver walking down ze strassa und vun vas assualted. peanut. [they threw in a few german words to show that it was the German's wot tried to kill humour]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Well I don't know any German words... Ok... I know a few, but they're some of the stereotypical ones that people use, kinda like "spaghetti" for Italian. The irony is that I'm something like 1/8th German.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)
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With or without honey?
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Well I don't know any German words... Ok... I know a few, but they're some of the stereotypical ones that people use, kinda like "spaghetti" for Italian. The irony is that I'm something like 1/8th German.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)
Ian Shlasko wrote:
The irony is that I'm something like 1/8th German.
How can you check a person for German ancestry? Hand them an assault rifle, if they start inexplicably marching towards Paris, they are German...
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Well I don't know any German words... Ok... I know a few, but they're some of the stereotypical ones that people use, kinda like "spaghetti" for Italian. The irony is that I'm something like 1/8th German.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)
Don't mention the war. I did once, but I think I got away with it.
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Don't mention the war. I did once, but I think I got away with it.
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OriginalGriff wrote:
Don't mention the war.
Does that apply when you're not running a hotel too? :)
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Well I don't know any German words... Ok... I know a few, but they're some of the stereotypical ones that people use, kinda like "spaghetti" for Italian. The irony is that I'm something like 1/8th German.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sauerkraut[^] http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%C3%BCberhaupt[^] http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/1241656/Jugendstil[^] ... you probably know dozens of them. :)
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Ian Shlasko wrote:
The irony is that I'm something like 1/8th German.
How can you check a person for German ancestry? Hand them an assault rifle, if they start inexplicably marching towards Paris, they are German...
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sauerkraut[^] http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%C3%BCberhaupt[^] http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/1241656/Jugendstil[^] ... you probably know dozens of them. :)
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Oh wait, I remember a phrase! What's that comedian's name... The cross-dresser... Hilarious... Gah, can't remember the name, but he has this sketch where he talks about the old "Tear down this wall!" speech... He talks about how the pres said "Ich bein ein berliner!"... Which to anyone who actually speaks German, means "I am a doughnut." Eddie Izzard! That's the guy... I'd find a youtube clip of it, but firewalled at work...
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Oh wait, I remember a phrase! What's that comedian's name... The cross-dresser... Hilarious... Gah, can't remember the name, but he has this sketch where he talks about the old "Tear down this wall!" speech... He talks about how the pres said "Ich bein ein berliner!"... Which to anyone who actually speaks German, means "I am a doughnut." Eddie Izzard! That's the guy... I'd find a youtube clip of it, but firewalled at work...
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Ian Shlasko wrote:
What's that comedian's name... The cross-dresser...
JFK a cross-dresser, that's new to me. :doh:
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modified on Thursday, December 3, 2009 12:21 PM
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Ian Shlasko wrote:
What's that comedian's name... The cross-dresser...
JFK a cross-dresser, that's new to me. :doh:
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modified on Thursday, December 3, 2009 12:21 PM
JFK made the speech... Eddie Izzard made it funny :)
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Ian Shlasko wrote:
What's that comedian's name... The cross-dresser...
JFK a cross-dresser, that's new to me. :doh:
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modified on Thursday, December 3, 2009 12:21 PM
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ragnaroknrol wrote:
How can you check a person for German French ancestry? Hand them an assault rifle, if they start inexplicably marching towards Paris, they are German... drop it, they are French
FTFY
OSDev :)
That's a good check! I'll have to add that as a follow-up. Though I have one alteration:
0x3c0 wrote:
Hand them an assault rifle, if they start inexplicably marching towards Paris,they are German... drop it and surrender, they are French
You still get a 5. :laugh:
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That sentence and smile don't go well together.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
fixed :-\
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Ian Shlasko wrote:
The irony is that I'm something like 1/8th German.
How can you check a person for German ancestry? Hand them an assault rifle, if they start inexplicably marching towards Paris, they are German...
Even I have to admit that is harsh
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Oh wait, I remember a phrase! What's that comedian's name... The cross-dresser... Hilarious... Gah, can't remember the name, but he has this sketch where he talks about the old "Tear down this wall!" speech... He talks about how the pres said "Ich bein ein berliner!"... Which to anyone who actually speaks German, means "I am a doughnut." Eddie Izzard! That's the guy... I'd find a youtube clip of it, but firewalled at work...
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in? Author of Guardians of Xen (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novel)
Someone is definitely mixing stories together here... :~ The donut reference is pretty accurate although it was slang and not proper German.
Mike Devenney
