Ooh what a shiner
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Just got back from my little break. New hair cut. New tattoo. New Black eye. A couple were arguing in the pub. I said to the man not to treat his wife like that (calling her some offensive names in public), and he just punched me in the face. What a nice man. He was kicked out immediately, and I awoke with a Shiner. Always something going on in my life! Anyway. I now have a USB symbol tattooed on my upper left arm, and this... < /head > < body > tattooed on the back of my neck. And a hell of a week end under my belt. I have just put a leg of lamb on and when Michelle returns from town I will be stuffing my face and hoping my eye repairs quickly.
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modified on Sunday, December 6, 2009 8:33 AM
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Just got back from my little break. New hair cut. New tattoo. New Black eye. A couple were arguing in the pub. I said to the man not to treat his wife like that (calling her some offensive names in public), and he just punched me in the face. What a nice man. He was kicked out immediately, and I awoke with a Shiner. Always something going on in my life! Anyway. I now have a USB symbol tattooed on my upper left arm, and this... < /head > < body > tattooed on the back of my neck. And a hell of a week end under my belt. I have just put a leg of lamb on and when Michelle returns from town I will be stuffing my face and hoping my eye repairs quickly.
------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould
modified on Sunday, December 6, 2009 8:33 AM
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Dave, you certainly have a talent!
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I suspect you don't mean cooking.:)
------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould
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Just got back from my little break. New hair cut. New tattoo. New Black eye. A couple were arguing in the pub. I said to the man not to treat his wife like that (calling her some offensive names in public), and he just punched me in the face. What a nice man. He was kicked out immediately, and I awoke with a Shiner. Always something going on in my life! Anyway. I now have a USB symbol tattooed on my upper left arm, and this... < /head > < body > tattooed on the back of my neck. And a hell of a week end under my belt. I have just put a leg of lamb on and when Michelle returns from town I will be stuffing my face and hoping my eye repairs quickly.
------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould
modified on Sunday, December 6, 2009 8:33 AM
Dalek Dave wrote:
A couple were arguing in the pub. I said to the man not to treat his wife like that (calling her some offensive names in public), and he just punched me in the face.
You got lucky! Davey boy you should know that if a couple is arguing in public not to get involved! It could have been a lot worse!
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Just got back from my little break. New hair cut. New tattoo. New Black eye. A couple were arguing in the pub. I said to the man not to treat his wife like that (calling her some offensive names in public), and he just punched me in the face. What a nice man. He was kicked out immediately, and I awoke with a Shiner. Always something going on in my life! Anyway. I now have a USB symbol tattooed on my upper left arm, and this... < /head > < body > tattooed on the back of my neck. And a hell of a week end under my belt. I have just put a leg of lamb on and when Michelle returns from town I will be stuffing my face and hoping my eye repairs quickly.
------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould
modified on Sunday, December 6, 2009 8:33 AM
I haven't a camera, but on Thursday I had a drunken altercation with my best china. I now look like a raccoon, and can't see without staring closely at the screen.
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Just got back from my little break. New hair cut. New tattoo. New Black eye. A couple were arguing in the pub. I said to the man not to treat his wife like that (calling her some offensive names in public), and he just punched me in the face. What a nice man. He was kicked out immediately, and I awoke with a Shiner. Always something going on in my life! Anyway. I now have a USB symbol tattooed on my upper left arm, and this... < /head > < body > tattooed on the back of my neck. And a hell of a week end under my belt. I have just put a leg of lamb on and when Michelle returns from town I will be stuffing my face and hoping my eye repairs quickly.
------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould
modified on Sunday, December 6, 2009 8:33 AM
Dalek Dave wrote:
I said to the man not to treat his wife like that (calling her some offensive names in public), and he just punched me in the face.
Did you expect a rational response from him? :rolleyes:
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Just got back from my little break. New hair cut. New tattoo. New Black eye. A couple were arguing in the pub. I said to the man not to treat his wife like that (calling her some offensive names in public), and he just punched me in the face. What a nice man. He was kicked out immediately, and I awoke with a Shiner. Always something going on in my life! Anyway. I now have a USB symbol tattooed on my upper left arm, and this... < /head > < body > tattooed on the back of my neck. And a hell of a week end under my belt. I have just put a leg of lamb on and when Michelle returns from town I will be stuffing my face and hoping my eye repairs quickly.
------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould
modified on Sunday, December 6, 2009 8:33 AM
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Just got back from my little break. New hair cut. New tattoo. New Black eye. A couple were arguing in the pub. I said to the man not to treat his wife like that (calling her some offensive names in public), and he just punched me in the face. What a nice man. He was kicked out immediately, and I awoke with a Shiner. Always something going on in my life! Anyway. I now have a USB symbol tattooed on my upper left arm, and this... < /head > < body > tattooed on the back of my neck. And a hell of a week end under my belt. I have just put a leg of lamb on and when Michelle returns from town I will be stuffing my face and hoping my eye repairs quickly.
------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould
modified on Sunday, December 6, 2009 8:33 AM
You need to work on this story. First, don't say he punched you, but rather say you hit him in the hand with your face. Second, don't dwell on your shiner, but stress the significant (although unverified) damage your face inflicted on his poor hand. :-D [edit] You could even make a film of the incident - 'Faces of Fury', Starring DD. :laugh: [/edit]
modified on Sunday, December 6, 2009 9:40 AM
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You need to work on this story. First, don't say he punched you, but rather say you hit him in the hand with your face. Second, don't dwell on your shiner, but stress the significant (although unverified) damage your face inflicted on his poor hand. :-D [edit] You could even make a film of the incident - 'Faces of Fury', Starring DD. :laugh: [/edit]
modified on Sunday, December 6, 2009 9:40 AM
What, and leave himself open for a law suit? :laugh:
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Just got back from my little break. New hair cut. New tattoo. New Black eye. A couple were arguing in the pub. I said to the man not to treat his wife like that (calling her some offensive names in public), and he just punched me in the face. What a nice man. He was kicked out immediately, and I awoke with a Shiner. Always something going on in my life! Anyway. I now have a USB symbol tattooed on my upper left arm, and this... < /head > < body > tattooed on the back of my neck. And a hell of a week end under my belt. I have just put a leg of lamb on and when Michelle returns from town I will be stuffing my face and hoping my eye repairs quickly.
------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould
modified on Sunday, December 6, 2009 8:33 AM
Dalek Dave wrote:
New hair cut. New tattoo. New Black eye.
Rough night with the wifey, eh? I guess anything CAN happen! Marc
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Dalek Dave wrote:
New hair cut. New tattoo. New Black eye.
Rough night with the wifey, eh? I guess anything CAN happen! Marc
I'm not overthinking the problem, I just felt like I needed a small, unimportant, uninteresting rant! - Martin Hart Turner
She must not have liked the haircut. Either that, or his, er, 'impure intentions' he mentioned in an earlier post.
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She must not have liked the haircut. Either that, or his, er, 'impure intentions' he mentioned in an earlier post.
Software Zen:
delete this;
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'impure intentions' he mentioned in an earlier post.
After marriage, nothing is impure. It's the intention part that seems to become, shall I say, problematic? Marc
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Gary R. Wheeler wrote:
'impure intentions' he mentioned in an earlier post.
After marriage, nothing is impure. It's the intention part that seems to become, shall I say, problematic? Marc
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I'd say that would depend on the intention... :rolleyes:
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I'd say that would depend on the intention... :rolleyes:
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My point exactly.
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Just got back from my little break. New hair cut. New tattoo. New Black eye. A couple were arguing in the pub. I said to the man not to treat his wife like that (calling her some offensive names in public), and he just punched me in the face. What a nice man. He was kicked out immediately, and I awoke with a Shiner. Always something going on in my life! Anyway. I now have a USB symbol tattooed on my upper left arm, and this... < /head > < body > tattooed on the back of my neck. And a hell of a week end under my belt. I have just put a leg of lamb on and when Michelle returns from town I will be stuffing my face and hoping my eye repairs quickly.
------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould
modified on Sunday, December 6, 2009 8:33 AM
It's not safe getting between a man and his wife. Domestic disturbances are the most dangerous calls that Police respond to.
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It's not safe getting between a man and his wife. Domestic disturbances are the most dangerous calls that Police respond to.
Gary Kirkham Forever Forgiven and Alive in the Spirit It's against my relationship to have a religion. Me blog, You read
My dad was perhaps the opposite of the wisest person in the world but one of the things he told me was that if I ever step in during an argument between a man and his wife; I should be ready to fight.
And above all things, never think that you're not good enough yourself. A man should never think that. My belief is that in life people will take you at your own reckoning. --Isaac Asimov Avoid the crowd. Do your own thinking independently. Be the chess player, not the chess piece. --Ralph Charell
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Dalek Dave wrote:
A couple were arguing in the pub. I said to the man not to treat his wife like that (calling her some offensive names in public), and he just punched me in the face.
You got lucky! Davey boy you should know that if a couple is arguing in public not to get involved! It could have been a lot worse!
"If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough" ~ Albert Einstein "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair Now reading: 'The Third Reich', by Michael Burleigh
Yup he only got smacked in the face, if the wife had got involved he could be singing soprano. Never piss off the fairer sex - they are NOT.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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Just got back from my little break. New hair cut. New tattoo. New Black eye. A couple were arguing in the pub. I said to the man not to treat his wife like that (calling her some offensive names in public), and he just punched me in the face. What a nice man. He was kicked out immediately, and I awoke with a Shiner. Always something going on in my life! Anyway. I now have a USB symbol tattooed on my upper left arm, and this... < /head > < body > tattooed on the back of my neck. And a hell of a week end under my belt. I have just put a leg of lamb on and when Michelle returns from town I will be stuffing my face and hoping my eye repairs quickly.
------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould
modified on Sunday, December 6, 2009 8:33 AM
you didnt smack him back? bryce
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you didnt smack him back? bryce
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bryce wrote:
you didnt smack him back?
Perhaps you missed the part where he said, "I awoke with a Shiner." :)
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My dad was perhaps the opposite of the wisest person in the world but one of the things he told me was that if I ever step in during an argument between a man and his wife; I should be ready to fight.
And above all things, never think that you're not good enough yourself. A man should never think that. My belief is that in life people will take you at your own reckoning. --Isaac Asimov Avoid the crowd. Do your own thinking independently. Be the chess player, not the chess piece. --Ralph Charell
Chris Austin wrote:
I should be ready to fight.
and then some...
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