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    fly904
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    .. is BEEF. Just say it. In any accent. It is still manly. No other manly word, such as 'explosion', can be said in as manly 'syntax' as BEEF. No matter how you say it, you will still be considered quite 'the man'.

    If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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      .. is BEEF. Just say it. In any accent. It is still manly. No other manly word, such as 'explosion', can be said in as manly 'syntax' as BEEF. No matter how you say it, you will still be considered quite 'the man'.

      If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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      PIEBALDconsult
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      BS! Try it in French.

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        BS! Try it in French.

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        RichardM1
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        They don't say 'beef', they say something that translates literally as "daintily cooked little strips of cow meat". Just does not have the same ring. Compare,'au jui' and 'beef drippin's', which sounds more manly to you?

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          .. is BEEF. Just say it. In any accent. It is still manly. No other manly word, such as 'explosion', can be said in as manly 'syntax' as BEEF. No matter how you say it, you will still be considered quite 'the man'.

          If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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          Jwalant Natvarlal Soneji
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          fly904 wrote:

          .. is BEEF.

          Cow is a holy animal for Hindus: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vishwa_Mangal_Gou_Gram_Yatra[^] So, BEEF can not be a globaly manliest word.

          Jwalant Natvarlal Soneji, BE IT, India

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            fly904 wrote:

            .. is BEEF.

            Cow is a holy animal for Hindus: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vishwa_Mangal_Gou_Gram_Yatra[^] So, BEEF can not be a globaly manliest word.

            Jwalant Natvarlal Soneji, BE IT, India

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            Lost User
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            Why can't a holy word be manly? I mean, "Jesus Christ" is bandied about by many a stud...

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              .. is BEEF. Just say it. In any accent. It is still manly. No other manly word, such as 'explosion', can be said in as manly 'syntax' as BEEF. No matter how you say it, you will still be considered quite 'the man'.

              If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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              Dalek Dave
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              "Carburettor". When does a woman ever use that word. Other Manly Things... "Off Side Trap", "Spearmint Rhino" and "Full English". Words Men NEVER use... "Crochet", "BabyGro" and "Spritzer"

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                "Carburettor". When does a woman ever use that word. Other Manly Things... "Off Side Trap", "Spearmint Rhino" and "Full English". Words Men NEVER use... "Crochet", "BabyGro" and "Spritzer"

                ------------------------------------ No Good Deed Goes Unpunished Clare Boothe Luce

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                Vikram A Punathambekar
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                Dalek Dave wrote:

                When does a woman ever use that word.

                Yes, they do :)

                WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."

                HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."

                WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."

                HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"

                WIFE: "In the pool."

                Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

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                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                  When does a woman ever use that word.

                  Yes, they do :)

                  WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."

                  HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."

                  WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."

                  HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"

                  WIFE: "In the pool."

                  Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

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                  Bloody Indian Women Drivers! :)

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                    Bloody Indian Women Drivers! :)

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    One Voted? I have seen Indian Roads! They are a death trap and chaotic. I am sure that of the One Billion Indians, Most of them drive, at the same time, on the same bit of road, with their eyes clamped shut! I took a taxi in Goa and swore I would never do anything so foolhardy again!

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                      One Voted? I have seen Indian Roads! They are a death trap and chaotic. I am sure that of the One Billion Indians, Most of them drive, at the same time, on the same bit of road, with their eyes clamped shut! I took a taxi in Goa and swore I would never do anything so foolhardy again!

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                      dan sh
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                      You like playing Road rash, we DO that. :cool:

                      50-50-90 rule: Anytime I have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability I'll get it wrong...!!

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                        You like playing Road rash, we DO that. :cool:

                        50-50-90 rule: Anytime I have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability I'll get it wrong...!!

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                        I heard a 'Fact' that every car in India will be involved in a fatal accident with a five year period.

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                          "Carburettor". When does a woman ever use that word. Other Manly Things... "Off Side Trap", "Spearmint Rhino" and "Full English". Words Men NEVER use... "Crochet", "BabyGro" and "Spritzer"

                          ------------------------------------ No Good Deed Goes Unpunished Clare Boothe Luce

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                          Dan_Martin
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                          Probably true. However in these days of ridiculous faddy diets I am forever hearing women talking about "carbs", which for me have only ever been devices for vapourising fuel. Mind you, even amongst men it's only those of us with a passion for older vehicles that have much cause to deal with the things now anyway.

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                            Probably true. However in these days of ridiculous faddy diets I am forever hearing women talking about "carbs", which for me have only ever been devices for vapourising fuel. Mind you, even amongst men it's only those of us with a passion for older vehicles that have much cause to deal with the things now anyway.

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            Real Cars have Carbs! And Rotor Heads. And Timing Belts. Things that can actually be fixed or replaced without sticking a computer into the engine bay! Real Men get Oil on their hands. There is another Manly Word! Swarfega!

                            ------------------------------------ No Good Deed Goes Unpunished Clare Boothe Luce

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                              I heard a 'Fact' that every car in India will be involved in a fatal accident with a five year period.

                              ------------------------------------ No Good Deed Goes Unpunished Clare Boothe Luce

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                              dan sh
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                              It is not that bad Dave. I am driving for about 9 years now and have never had any accident (major).

                              50-50-90 rule: Anytime I have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability I'll get it wrong...!!

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                                I heard a 'Fact' that every car in India will be involved in a fatal accident with a five year period.

                                ------------------------------------ No Good Deed Goes Unpunished Clare Boothe Luce

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                                Dalek Dave wrote:

                                fatal accident with a five year period

                                Not Fatal....may be minor one,,,,

                                cheers, Super ------------------------------------------ Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it

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                                  It is not that bad Dave. I am driving for about 9 years now and have never had any accident (major).

                                  50-50-90 rule: Anytime I have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability I'll get it wrong...!!

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                                  Dalek Dave
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                                  That's why the quotes around the word fact. I to have been 9 years without an accident, not including the Stag I hit about 4 years ago. (Not My fault, it just ran out of nowhere, fortunately I was going slow enough not to kill it.)

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                                    I heard a 'Fact' that every car in India will be involved in a fatal accident with a five year period.

                                    ------------------------------------ No Good Deed Goes Unpunished Clare Boothe Luce

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                                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                                    heard a 'Fact' that every car in India will be involved in a fatal accident with a five year period.

                                    you may heared it in your childhood days... :laugh:

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                                      Real Cars have Carbs! And Rotor Heads. And Timing Belts. Things that can actually be fixed or replaced without sticking a computer into the engine bay! Real Men get Oil on their hands. There is another Manly Word! Swarfega!

                                      ------------------------------------ No Good Deed Goes Unpunished Clare Boothe Luce

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                                      Dan_Martin
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                                      My car has two carbs :) It does have electronic ignition fitted, though, so maybe a slight loss of man points there.

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                                        That's why the quotes around the word fact. I to have been 9 years without an accident, not including the Stag I hit about 4 years ago. (Not My fault, it just ran out of nowhere, fortunately I was going slow enough not to kill it.)

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                                        Me likes venison :((

                                        Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                                          Me likes venison :((

                                          Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                                          Venison is dear!

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