The most manliest word..
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.. is BEEF. Just say it. In any accent. It is still manly. No other manly word, such as 'explosion', can be said in as manly 'syntax' as BEEF. No matter how you say it, you will still be considered quite 'the man'.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
"Carburettor". When does a woman ever use that word. Other Manly Things... "Off Side Trap", "Spearmint Rhino" and "Full English". Words Men NEVER use... "Crochet", "BabyGro" and "Spritzer"
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"Carburettor". When does a woman ever use that word. Other Manly Things... "Off Side Trap", "Spearmint Rhino" and "Full English". Words Men NEVER use... "Crochet", "BabyGro" and "Spritzer"
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Dalek Dave wrote:
When does a woman ever use that word.
Yes, they do :)
WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"
WIFE: "In the pool."
Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)
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Dalek Dave wrote:
When does a woman ever use that word.
Yes, they do :)
WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"
WIFE: "In the pool."
Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)
Bloody Indian Women Drivers! :)
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Bloody Indian Women Drivers! :)
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One Voted? I have seen Indian Roads! They are a death trap and chaotic. I am sure that of the One Billion Indians, Most of them drive, at the same time, on the same bit of road, with their eyes clamped shut! I took a taxi in Goa and swore I would never do anything so foolhardy again!
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One Voted? I have seen Indian Roads! They are a death trap and chaotic. I am sure that of the One Billion Indians, Most of them drive, at the same time, on the same bit of road, with their eyes clamped shut! I took a taxi in Goa and swore I would never do anything so foolhardy again!
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You like playing Road rash, we DO that. :cool:
50-50-90 rule: Anytime I have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability I'll get it wrong...!!
I heard a 'Fact' that every car in India will be involved in a fatal accident with a five year period.
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"Carburettor". When does a woman ever use that word. Other Manly Things... "Off Side Trap", "Spearmint Rhino" and "Full English". Words Men NEVER use... "Crochet", "BabyGro" and "Spritzer"
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Probably true. However in these days of ridiculous faddy diets I am forever hearing women talking about "carbs", which for me have only ever been devices for vapourising fuel. Mind you, even amongst men it's only those of us with a passion for older vehicles that have much cause to deal with the things now anyway.
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Probably true. However in these days of ridiculous faddy diets I am forever hearing women talking about "carbs", which for me have only ever been devices for vapourising fuel. Mind you, even amongst men it's only those of us with a passion for older vehicles that have much cause to deal with the things now anyway.
Real Cars have Carbs! And Rotor Heads. And Timing Belts. Things that can actually be fixed or replaced without sticking a computer into the engine bay! Real Men get Oil on their hands. There is another Manly Word! Swarfega!
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I heard a 'Fact' that every car in India will be involved in a fatal accident with a five year period.
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I heard a 'Fact' that every car in India will be involved in a fatal accident with a five year period.
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It is not that bad Dave. I am driving for about 9 years now and have never had any accident (major).
50-50-90 rule: Anytime I have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability I'll get it wrong...!!
That's why the quotes around the word fact. I to have been 9 years without an accident, not including the Stag I hit about 4 years ago. (Not My fault, it just ran out of nowhere, fortunately I was going slow enough not to kill it.)
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I heard a 'Fact' that every car in India will be involved in a fatal accident with a five year period.
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Real Cars have Carbs! And Rotor Heads. And Timing Belts. Things that can actually be fixed or replaced without sticking a computer into the engine bay! Real Men get Oil on their hands. There is another Manly Word! Swarfega!
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My car has two carbs :) It does have electronic ignition fitted, though, so maybe a slight loss of man points there.
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That's why the quotes around the word fact. I to have been 9 years without an accident, not including the Stag I hit about 4 years ago. (Not My fault, it just ran out of nowhere, fortunately I was going slow enough not to kill it.)
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Me likes venison :((
Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]
Venison is dear!
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BS! Try it in French.
NOTHING you say in French sounds manly.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
Why can't a holy word be manly? I mean, "Jesus Christ" is bandied about by many a stud...
___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')
You mean "jesus-f*cking-christ"...
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
Venison is dear!
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It's not that expensive.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
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One Voted? I have seen Indian Roads! They are a death trap and chaotic. I am sure that of the One Billion Indians, Most of them drive, at the same time, on the same bit of road, with their eyes clamped shut! I took a taxi in Goa and swore I would never do anything so foolhardy again!
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My mistake was sitting in the from seat of a taxi from the airport into Siagon at night. Never again, let me crawl into the back seat where I can hide if necessary.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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That's why the quotes around the word fact. I to have been 9 years without an accident, not including the Stag I hit about 4 years ago. (Not My fault, it just ran out of nowhere, fortunately I was going slow enough not to kill it.)
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