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  • D Dalek Dave

    I heard a 'Fact' that every car in India will be involved in a fatal accident with a five year period.

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    Dalek Dave wrote:

    heard a 'Fact' that every car in India will be involved in a fatal accident with a five year period.

    you may heared it in your childhood days... :laugh:

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    • D Dalek Dave

      Real Cars have Carbs! And Rotor Heads. And Timing Belts. Things that can actually be fixed or replaced without sticking a computer into the engine bay! Real Men get Oil on their hands. There is another Manly Word! Swarfega!

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      My car has two carbs :) It does have electronic ignition fitted, though, so maybe a slight loss of man points there.

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      • D Dalek Dave

        That's why the quotes around the word fact. I to have been 9 years without an accident, not including the Stag I hit about 4 years ago. (Not My fault, it just ran out of nowhere, fortunately I was going slow enough not to kill it.)

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        Me likes venison :((

        Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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          Me likes venison :((

          Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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          Dalek Dave
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          Venison is dear!

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          • P PIEBALDconsult

            BS! Try it in French.

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            NOTHING you say in French sounds manly.

            .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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            "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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            • L Lost User

              Why can't a holy word be manly? I mean, "Jesus Christ" is bandied about by many a stud...

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              You mean "jesus-f*cking-christ"...

              .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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              "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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              • D Dalek Dave

                Venison is dear!

                ------------------------------------ No Good Deed Goes Unpunished Clare Boothe Luce

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                It's not that expensive.


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  One Voted? I have seen Indian Roads! They are a death trap and chaotic. I am sure that of the One Billion Indians, Most of them drive, at the same time, on the same bit of road, with their eyes clamped shut! I took a taxi in Goa and swore I would never do anything so foolhardy again!

                  ------------------------------------ No Good Deed Goes Unpunished Clare Boothe Luce

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                  Mycroft Holmes
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                  My mistake was sitting in the from seat of a taxi from the airport into Siagon at night. Never again, let me crawl into the back seat where I can hide if necessary.

                  Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    That's why the quotes around the word fact. I to have been 9 years without an accident, not including the Stag I hit about 4 years ago. (Not My fault, it just ran out of nowhere, fortunately I was going slow enough not to kill it.)

                    ------------------------------------ No Good Deed Goes Unpunished Clare Boothe Luce

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                    Dan Neely
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                    and letting an injured animal hobble off into the woods to die slowly is somehow better?!?

                    3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                      Why can't a holy word be manly? I mean, "Jesus Christ" is bandied about by many a stud...

                      ___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                      Jwalant Natvarlal Soneji
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                      _Maxxx_ wrote:

                      Why can't a holy word be manly?

                      Friend, the holy thing for the Hindus is Cow and that's why BEEF is not a good word. It is said that he is not a Hindu anymore if he consumes BEEF. The reason are religious, economical and scientific: Benefits Cow Urine[^] Importance of Cow Protection[^] Even outside of India: The Jersey Cow and its importance in our cultural and economic development[^]

                      Jwalant Natvarlal Soneji, BE IT, India

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        One Voted? I have seen Indian Roads! They are a death trap and chaotic. I am sure that of the One Billion Indians, Most of them drive, at the same time, on the same bit of road, with their eyes clamped shut! I took a taxi in Goa and swore I would never do anything so foolhardy again!

                        ------------------------------------ No Good Deed Goes Unpunished Clare Boothe Luce

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                        Jwalant Natvarlal Soneji
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                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                        I have seen Indian Roads!

                        Have you been here? http://www.skyscrapercity.com/showthread.php?t=298320[^] http://www.discoverbangalore.com/images/Hebbalflyover.jpg[^]

                        Jwalant Natvarlal Soneji, BE IT, India

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                        • J Jwalant Natvarlal Soneji

                          _Maxxx_ wrote:

                          Why can't a holy word be manly?

                          Friend, the holy thing for the Hindus is Cow and that's why BEEF is not a good word. It is said that he is not a Hindu anymore if he consumes BEEF. The reason are religious, economical and scientific: Benefits Cow Urine[^] Importance of Cow Protection[^] Even outside of India: The Jersey Cow and its importance in our cultural and economic development[^]

                          Jwalant Natvarlal Soneji, BE IT, India

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                          Jwalant Natvarlal Soneji wrote:

                          that's why BEEF is not a good word

                          But it's "what's for supper". How can that possibly be bad? What's your beef?" You indian guys gotta learn not to have a cow when someone says something that's udderly offensive to you. If you're so touchy, everyone will be so afraid to say anything to anyone that all conversation will stop, and you'll have to rely on body language to convey thought. You'll end up roasting people at the steak because a of a minor slip of the tongue, and then you'll milk it for all it's worth, when in reality is was an unintentional grazing of your religious belief rather than an all-out stampede against your version of a diety. The end result is that you'll just be part of the herd of folks who are too easily coerced into hoofing it down the inevitable trail of political correctness, and you'll be branded as an over-sensitive piece of veal that can't take much bull without bursting to tears.

                          .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
                          -----
                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                          -----
                          "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                            Jwalant Natvarlal Soneji wrote:

                            that's why BEEF is not a good word

                            But it's "what's for supper". How can that possibly be bad? What's your beef?" You indian guys gotta learn not to have a cow when someone says something that's udderly offensive to you. If you're so touchy, everyone will be so afraid to say anything to anyone that all conversation will stop, and you'll have to rely on body language to convey thought. You'll end up roasting people at the steak because a of a minor slip of the tongue, and then you'll milk it for all it's worth, when in reality is was an unintentional grazing of your religious belief rather than an all-out stampede against your version of a diety. The end result is that you'll just be part of the herd of folks who are too easily coerced into hoofing it down the inevitable trail of political correctness, and you'll be branded as an over-sensitive piece of veal that can't take much bull without bursting to tears.

                            .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
                            -----
                            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                            -----
                            "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                            There is nothing touchy about it as cow has different means for the Hindus and the rest. And I don't remember stopping any of my Canadian friends from having beef on the same lunch-table. Yes, there are certain boundaries, but if you go to the depth of it, its good for us only. May be its like .NET and Java, both have strong and weak followers, some mixed, and both do the development in their own way. ;)

                            Jwalant Natvarlal Soneji, BE IT, India

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                              Jwalant Natvarlal Soneji wrote:

                              that's why BEEF is not a good word

                              But it's "what's for supper". How can that possibly be bad? What's your beef?" You indian guys gotta learn not to have a cow when someone says something that's udderly offensive to you. If you're so touchy, everyone will be so afraid to say anything to anyone that all conversation will stop, and you'll have to rely on body language to convey thought. You'll end up roasting people at the steak because a of a minor slip of the tongue, and then you'll milk it for all it's worth, when in reality is was an unintentional grazing of your religious belief rather than an all-out stampede against your version of a diety. The end result is that you'll just be part of the herd of folks who are too easily coerced into hoofing it down the inevitable trail of political correctness, and you'll be branded as an over-sensitive piece of veal that can't take much bull without bursting to tears.

                              .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
                              -----
                              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                              -----
                              "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                              groan

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                                There is nothing touchy about it as cow has different means for the Hindus and the rest. And I don't remember stopping any of my Canadian friends from having beef on the same lunch-table. Yes, there are certain boundaries, but if you go to the depth of it, its good for us only. May be its like .NET and Java, both have strong and weak followers, some mixed, and both do the development in their own way. ;)

                                Jwalant Natvarlal Soneji, BE IT, India

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                                You completely missed the point of my post. Of course, I knew it because you're just another one of the cattle that feels corralled into having no sense of humor. This is another side of political correctness that makes my calves cramp up.

                                .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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                                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                -----
                                "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                                • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                  NOTHING you say in French sounds manly.

                                  .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
                                  -----
                                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                  -----
                                  "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                                  Rien? Hey, you're right!

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                                  • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                    You mean "jesus-f*cking-christ"...

                                    .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
                                    -----
                                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                    -----
                                    "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                                    yes, I did, but I followed the Kid Sister rule

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                                      yes, I did, but I followed the Kid Sister rule

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                                      So did I - all of my sisters are in or past their 40's.

                                      .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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                                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                      -----
                                      "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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