Old but good - Global Financial System
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A NAMIBIAN CORPORATION · You have two cows. · You make biltong... AN AMERICAN CORPORATION · You have two cows. · You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. · You are surprised when the cow drops dead. A SOUTH AFRICAN CORPORATION · You have two cows. · You go on strike because you want three cows. · They get stolen, so you blame the previous regime' and steal someone else's cows and shoot their owner. A ZIMBABWEAN CORPORATION · A farmer has two cows. · You take over his farm, eat both cows and wait for the international community to supply more. A JAPANESE CORPORATION · You have two cows. · You re-design them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. · You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide. A GERMAN CORPORATION · You have two cows. · You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. A BRITISH CORPORATION · You have two cows. · Both are mad. AN INDIAN CORPORATION · You have two cows. · You pray to them for food. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION · You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. · You break for lunch. A RUSSIAN CORPORATION · You have two cows. · You count them and learn you have five cows. · You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. · You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. · You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. A SWISS CORPORATION · You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. · You charge others for storing them. A CHINESE CORPORATION · You have two cows. · You have 300 people milking them. · You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers. AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION · You have two cows. · The one on the left is kinda cute...
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A NAMIBIAN CORPORATION · You have two cows. · You make biltong... AN AMERICAN CORPORATION · You have two cows. · You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. · You are surprised when the cow drops dead. A SOUTH AFRICAN CORPORATION · You have two cows. · You go on strike because you want three cows. · They get stolen, so you blame the previous regime' and steal someone else's cows and shoot their owner. A ZIMBABWEAN CORPORATION · A farmer has two cows. · You take over his farm, eat both cows and wait for the international community to supply more. A JAPANESE CORPORATION · You have two cows. · You re-design them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. · You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide. A GERMAN CORPORATION · You have two cows. · You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. A BRITISH CORPORATION · You have two cows. · Both are mad. AN INDIAN CORPORATION · You have two cows. · You pray to them for food. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION · You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. · You break for lunch. A RUSSIAN CORPORATION · You have two cows. · You count them and learn you have five cows. · You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. · You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. · You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. A SWISS CORPORATION · You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. · You charge others for storing them. A CHINESE CORPORATION · You have two cows. · You have 300 people milking them. · You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers. AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION · You have two cows. · The one on the left is kinda cute...
Harvey Saayman - South Africa Software Developer .Net, C#, SQL
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A NAMIBIAN CORPORATION · You have two cows. · You make biltong... AN AMERICAN CORPORATION · You have two cows. · You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. · You are surprised when the cow drops dead. A SOUTH AFRICAN CORPORATION · You have two cows. · You go on strike because you want three cows. · They get stolen, so you blame the previous regime' and steal someone else's cows and shoot their owner. A ZIMBABWEAN CORPORATION · A farmer has two cows. · You take over his farm, eat both cows and wait for the international community to supply more. A JAPANESE CORPORATION · You have two cows. · You re-design them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. · You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide. A GERMAN CORPORATION · You have two cows. · You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. A BRITISH CORPORATION · You have two cows. · Both are mad. AN INDIAN CORPORATION · You have two cows. · You pray to them for food. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION · You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. · You break for lunch. A RUSSIAN CORPORATION · You have two cows. · You count them and learn you have five cows. · You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. · You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. · You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. A SWISS CORPORATION · You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. · You charge others for storing them. A CHINESE CORPORATION · You have two cows. · You have 300 people milking them. · You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers. AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION · You have two cows. · The one on the left is kinda cute...
Harvey Saayman - South Africa Software Developer .Net, C#, SQL
you.suck = (you.Occupation == jobTitles.Programmer && you.Passion != Programming)1000100 1101111 1100101 1110011 100000 1110100 1101000 1101001 1110011 100000 1101101 1100101 1100001 1101110 100000 1101001 1101101 100000 1100001 100000 1100111 1100101 1100101 1101011 111111AN OHIO[^] CORPORATION: You have two cows. The first one just stole your pickup truck, and the second drank all your beer.
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A NAMIBIAN CORPORATION · You have two cows. · You make biltong... AN AMERICAN CORPORATION · You have two cows. · You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. · You are surprised when the cow drops dead. A SOUTH AFRICAN CORPORATION · You have two cows. · You go on strike because you want three cows. · They get stolen, so you blame the previous regime' and steal someone else's cows and shoot their owner. A ZIMBABWEAN CORPORATION · A farmer has two cows. · You take over his farm, eat both cows and wait for the international community to supply more. A JAPANESE CORPORATION · You have two cows. · You re-design them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. · You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide. A GERMAN CORPORATION · You have two cows. · You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. A BRITISH CORPORATION · You have two cows. · Both are mad. AN INDIAN CORPORATION · You have two cows. · You pray to them for food. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION · You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. · You break for lunch. A RUSSIAN CORPORATION · You have two cows. · You count them and learn you have five cows. · You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. · You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. · You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. A SWISS CORPORATION · You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. · You charge others for storing them. A CHINESE CORPORATION · You have two cows. · You have 300 people milking them. · You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers. AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION · You have two cows. · The one on the left is kinda cute...
Harvey Saayman - South Africa Software Developer .Net, C#, SQL
you.suck = (you.Occupation == jobTitles.Programmer && you.Passion != Programming)1000100 1101111 1100101 1110011 100000 1110100 1101000 1101001 1110011 100000 1101101 1100101 1100001 1101110 100000 1101001 1101101 100000 1100001 100000 1100111 1100101 1100101 1101011 111111Harvey Saayman wrote:
AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION · You have two cows. · The one on the left is kinda cute...
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