Cold is a relative thing...
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65 above zero: Arizonans turn on the heat. People in Nebraska plant gardens. 60 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Nebraska sunbathe. 50 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start. People in Nebraska drive with the windows down. 40 above zero: Georgians put on down coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Nebraska throw on a flannel shirt. 35 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Nebraska have the last cookout before it gets cold. 20 above: People in Miami all die. Nebraskan close the windows. Zero: Californians fly away to Mexico . People in Nebraska get out their winter coats. 10 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Nebraska are selling cookies door to door. 20 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Nebraska let the dogs sleep indoors. 30 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Nebraskans get upset because they can't start the Snowmobile. 40 below zero : ALL atomic motion stops . People in Nebraska start saying... "Cold enough fer ya? " 50 below zero: Hell freezes over. Nebraska public schools will open 2 hours late.
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65 above zero: Arizonans turn on the heat. People in Nebraska plant gardens. 60 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Nebraska sunbathe. 50 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start. People in Nebraska drive with the windows down. 40 above zero: Georgians put on down coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Nebraska throw on a flannel shirt. 35 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Nebraska have the last cookout before it gets cold. 20 above: People in Miami all die. Nebraskan close the windows. Zero: Californians fly away to Mexico . People in Nebraska get out their winter coats. 10 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Nebraska are selling cookies door to door. 20 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Nebraska let the dogs sleep indoors. 30 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Nebraskans get upset because they can't start the Snowmobile. 40 below zero : ALL atomic motion stops . People in Nebraska start saying... "Cold enough fer ya? " 50 below zero: Hell freezes over. Nebraska public schools will open 2 hours late.
Nebraska? Pfft. Try living in Minneso-cold.
Religiously blogging on the intarwebs since the early 21st century: Kineti L'Tziyon Judah Himango
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Nebraska? Pfft. Try living in Minneso-cold.
Religiously blogging on the intarwebs since the early 21st century: Kineti L'Tziyon Judah Himango
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The Vikings just had too many stupid mistakes. They just couldn't hold onto the ball. I really think that was Favre's last game. Too bad it wasn't a better one. Nonetheless, it was a really good game. The Vikings should have had it. Go Colts!!! :-D
Brad Deja Moo - When you feel like you've heard the same bull before.
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B-rad A wrote:
It was a sad game last night
It was a great game for us Saints fans! ;P Y'all can down vote this all day long, but that won't change the fact the Saints still won! Woo Hoo!
Jeremy Falcon
modified on Monday, January 25, 2010 5:54 PM
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B-rad A wrote:
It was a sad game last night
It was a great game for us Saints fans! ;P Y'all can down vote this all day long, but that won't change the fact the Saints still won! Woo Hoo!
Jeremy Falcon
modified on Monday, January 25, 2010 5:54 PM
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65 above zero: Arizonans turn on the heat. People in Nebraska plant gardens. 60 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Nebraska sunbathe. 50 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start. People in Nebraska drive with the windows down. 40 above zero: Georgians put on down coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Nebraska throw on a flannel shirt. 35 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Nebraska have the last cookout before it gets cold. 20 above: People in Miami all die. Nebraskan close the windows. Zero: Californians fly away to Mexico . People in Nebraska get out their winter coats. 10 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Nebraska are selling cookies door to door. 20 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Nebraska let the dogs sleep indoors. 30 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Nebraskans get upset because they can't start the Snowmobile. 40 below zero : ALL atomic motion stops . People in Nebraska start saying... "Cold enough fer ya? " 50 below zero: Hell freezes over. Nebraska public schools will open 2 hours late.
B-rad A wrote:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
I call Shenanigans!
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Unpaid overtime is slavery.
Trollslayer wrote:
Meetings - where minutes are taken and hours are lost.
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Nebraska? Pfft. Try living in Minneso-cold.
Religiously blogging on the intarwebs since the early 21st century: Kineti L'Tziyon Judah Himango
No doubt! I have never heard anyone state that Nebraskans can handle the cold until now... Minnesota on the other hand is what I thought commonly known as extreme state with extreme colds. Last Jan it never got above 0. In fact there was also a week straight of 40 bellow. That was fun:~
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI
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65 above zero: Arizonans turn on the heat. People in Nebraska plant gardens. 60 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Nebraska sunbathe. 50 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start. People in Nebraska drive with the windows down. 40 above zero: Georgians put on down coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Nebraska throw on a flannel shirt. 35 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Nebraska have the last cookout before it gets cold. 20 above: People in Miami all die. Nebraskan close the windows. Zero: Californians fly away to Mexico . People in Nebraska get out their winter coats. 10 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Nebraska are selling cookies door to door. 20 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Nebraska let the dogs sleep indoors. 30 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Nebraskans get upset because they can't start the Snowmobile. 40 below zero : ALL atomic motion stops . People in Nebraska start saying... "Cold enough fer ya? " 50 below zero: Hell freezes over. Nebraska public schools will open 2 hours late.
I find the "Nebraska public schools will open 2 hours late" as right now we are in a blizzard warning and there are several "2 hour late start" announcements crawling at the bottom of the TV screen. They just closed down the interstate and are pulling plows from county roads. There are some rural areas, several thousand homes in South Dakota, that have not had electricity for several days. For fun, go to SafeTravelUSA.com and click on South Dakota. On the eastern side randomly check out some of the interstate cameras--especially around Sioux Falls (in the south-eastern part of the state). If you go all the way to the lower right hand corner, you can see what the main road looks like where I live (North Sioux City). Obviously after a few more hours it might not look as bad. I HOPE.
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B-rad A wrote:
being a fan, I was hoping they would pull it off
Whoah. What type of game were you watching? This sounds dodgy on so many levels - cue the Benny Hill music.
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65 above zero: Arizonans turn on the heat. People in Nebraska plant gardens. 60 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Nebraska sunbathe. 50 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start. People in Nebraska drive with the windows down. 40 above zero: Georgians put on down coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Nebraska throw on a flannel shirt. 35 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Nebraska have the last cookout before it gets cold. 20 above: People in Miami all die. Nebraskan close the windows. Zero: Californians fly away to Mexico . People in Nebraska get out their winter coats. 10 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Nebraska are selling cookies door to door. 20 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Nebraska let the dogs sleep indoors. 30 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Nebraskans get upset because they can't start the Snowmobile. 40 below zero : ALL atomic motion stops . People in Nebraska start saying... "Cold enough fer ya? " 50 below zero: Hell freezes over. Nebraska public schools will open 2 hours late.
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65 above zero: Arizonans turn on the heat. People in Nebraska plant gardens. 60 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Nebraska sunbathe. 50 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start. People in Nebraska drive with the windows down. 40 above zero: Georgians put on down coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Nebraska throw on a flannel shirt. 35 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Nebraska have the last cookout before it gets cold. 20 above: People in Miami all die. Nebraskan close the windows. Zero: Californians fly away to Mexico . People in Nebraska get out their winter coats. 10 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Nebraska are selling cookies door to door. 20 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Nebraska let the dogs sleep indoors. 30 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Nebraskans get upset because they can't start the Snowmobile. 40 below zero : ALL atomic motion stops . People in Nebraska start saying... "Cold enough fer ya? " 50 below zero: Hell freezes over. Nebraska public schools will open 2 hours late.
Someone simply replaced "New England" with "Nebraska".