What you own....?
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Four desktops, two laptops, and five dwarfs.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
Communist, eh?
Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.
Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for...No, he's broke.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
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At home I have two Lap Tops and two net books, at work I have a Server, Two Towers and some Elves.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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No, he's broke.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
five dwarfs
Dwarfs or Dwarves? :D "Dwarfs" is a JRR Tolkien reference :) By the way, are you the CEO of their company[^]?
Currently Reading: The Talisman by Stephen King & Peter Straub Next in Queue: The Black House by Stephen King & Peter Straub Currently Playing: Bioshock (PC) - Kirtan
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Yesrerday my organization has replaced our desktops with Laptops....The Desktops are good but we have to change as per the time.... My friend asked me Do you own a laptop computer or a desktop computer or a TablaetPC I have Desktops @ my home... What u own ?????..... :)
Rating always..... WELCOME Be a good listener...Because Opprtunity knoughts softly...N-Joy
koolprasad2003 wrote:
Yesrerday my organization has replaced our desktops with Laptops
How exciting for you.
koolprasad2003 wrote:
The Desktops are good but we have to change as per the time....
...meaning...?
koolprasad2003 wrote:
My friend asked me do you own a laptop computer or a desktop computer or a TablaetPC
So he didnt know you that well then?
koolprasad2003 wrote:
I have Desktops @ my home...
Uh oh, its txt spk. :wtf:
Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription
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I thought that three of them you had on lease back
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Nope, I learned my lesson on lease-back options when I had the elves back in 97. they were fine on the lease, but the buy-back at the end of the lease period was too high, so I switched to dwarves. Besides, tier-1 support is better on the dwarves.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
4277480 wrote:
No 1 wife is more than enough.
Number Two Wife is worse!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
The biggest problem with polygami is mutiple mother-in-laws. Unless you're clever about it and go for multiple sisters. Or perhaps another option, witch would entail marrying your mother-in-law too. But I foresee no happy ending there, in any sense of it. //L
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Nope, I learned my lesson on lease-back options when I had the elves back in 97. they were fine on the lease, but the buy-back at the end of the lease period was too high, so I switched to dwarves. Besides, tier-1 support is better on the dwarves.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001I would assume the maintenence gnomes would give you a discount seeing as you didn't make them climb up as much to perform standard diagnostics. I'm wondering, do they work as well as Elves in clearing trash. And can they take care of large elephants? I know Elves can.
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I would assume the maintenence gnomes would give you a discount seeing as you didn't make them climb up as much to perform standard diagnostics. I'm wondering, do they work as well as Elves in clearing trash. And can they take care of large elephants? I know Elves can.
Actually, it's a tradeoff. Elves are (much) faster but they lack the upper body strength to clear large trash items away, and it usually takes three or four elves to move the same amount of trash as one dwarf. On the plus side, elves work almost silently, while dwarves insist on singing their stupid little working songs. As long as I keep the window closed while they're working on the lawn, it's not quite as annoying.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
The biggest problem with polygami is mutiple mother-in-laws. Unless you're clever about it and go for multiple sisters. Or perhaps another option, witch would entail marrying your mother-in-law too. But I foresee no happy ending there, in any sense of it. //L
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Actually, it's a tradeoff. Elves are (much) faster but they lack the upper body strength to clear large trash items away, and it usually takes three or four elves to move the same amount of trash as one dwarf. On the plus side, elves work almost silently, while dwarves insist on singing their stupid little working songs. As long as I keep the window closed while they're working on the lawn, it's not quite as annoying.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001Dare I ask why you don't have the gnomes working on the lawn?
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Dare I ask why you don't have the gnomes working on the lawn?
All they do is stand around smoking pot.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
All they do is stand around smoking pot.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001That explains it. Stupid hippy garden gnomes.
