Boys and their toys
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We've all had the drunken-idea-that-seemed-brilliant-at-the-time moment. Fortunately, when I had them I was generally far too drunk to stand, much less carry them out. :laugh:
All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand. My :badger:'s gonna unleash hell on your ass. :badger:tastic!
I got a drunk friend to agree to train ninja monkeys for me in my world domination schemes. She even signed a contract for it. The look on her face when I showed her the paper a week later was priceless. "WTF?! Okay, that's my drunk signature... You know, if I was stupid and drunk enough to agree to this, you probably could have gotten my pants off... Heck, I've shown people my piercings when less drunk." That was the day I learned that having fun always has a cost associated with it. :((
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Then how would DalekDave ever call a taxi? :laugh:
All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand. My :badger:'s gonna unleash hell on your ass. :badger:tastic!
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Help pass the winter time blues with "a motorcycle muffler, a piece of pipe, gunpowder, match heads and gasoline"[^] Sounds like fun to talk about, maybe not implement :)
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Jim Crafton wrote:
"a motorcycle muffler, a piece of pipe, gunpowder, match heads and gasoline"[^]
....and he's in hospital....so he should look at other ways to pass time on a cold winter day.
Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.
Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for... -
I got a drunk friend to agree to train ninja monkeys for me in my world domination schemes. She even signed a contract for it. The look on her face when I showed her the paper a week later was priceless. "WTF?! Okay, that's my drunk signature... You know, if I was stupid and drunk enough to agree to this, you probably could have gotten my pants off... Heck, I've shown people my piercings when less drunk." That was the day I learned that having fun always has a cost associated with it. :((
Did she realise you were serious? [Ninja Monkeys]
All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand. My :badger:'s gonna unleash hell on your ass. :badger:tastic!
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Help pass the winter time blues with "a motorcycle muffler, a piece of pipe, gunpowder, match heads and gasoline"[^] Sounds like fun to talk about, maybe not implement :)
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
Some of the related stories at the bottom of the link.
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; Always makes me think of the phrase "You might be an alcoholic if..." :-D
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We've all had the drunken-idea-that-seemed-brilliant-at-the-time moment. Fortunately, when I had them I was generally far too drunk to stand, much less carry them out. :laugh:
All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand. My :badger:'s gonna unleash hell on your ass. :badger:tastic!
Alcohol wasn't involved, but only senioritis probably kept me and a few of my HS classmates from blowing ourselves up trying to make a liquid fueled rocket. Last year's class had demonstrated that with enough and big enough model rocket engines you can get a man tall chunk of carpet tubing to fly as high as a little kit rocket. It will also compress by at least 10% length wise if it hits something hard enough. We wanted to have a trophy of our own in the back of the physics room for posterity.
3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18
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Help pass the winter time blues with "a motorcycle muffler, a piece of pipe, gunpowder, match heads and gasoline"[^] Sounds like fun to talk about, maybe not implement :)
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
He should have tried it downhill instead of uphill first to get a hang of it ;)
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Alcohol wasn't involved, but only senioritis probably kept me and a few of my HS classmates from blowing ourselves up trying to make a liquid fueled rocket. Last year's class had demonstrated that with enough and big enough model rocket engines you can get a man tall chunk of carpet tubing to fly as high as a little kit rocket. It will also compress by at least 10% length wise if it hits something hard enough. We wanted to have a trophy of our own in the back of the physics room for posterity.
3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18
Dan Neely wrote:
trying to make a liquid fueled rocket
:omg: :omg: :omg: :omg: I only made gunpowder - obviously I was nowhere near ambitious enough! :laugh:
All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand. My :badger:'s gonna unleash hell on your ass. :badger:tastic!
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Dan Neely wrote:
trying to make a liquid fueled rocket
:omg: :omg: :omg: :omg: I only made gunpowder - obviously I was nowhere near ambitious enough! :laugh:
All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand. My :badger:'s gonna unleash hell on your ass. :badger:tastic!
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Help pass the winter time blues with "a motorcycle muffler, a piece of pipe, gunpowder, match heads and gasoline"[^] Sounds like fun to talk about, maybe not implement :)
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
I'm surprised that no one has mentioned that this is obviously a Darwin Award in the making.
Software Zen:
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Did she realise you were serious? [Ninja Monkeys]
All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand. My :badger:'s gonna unleash hell on your ass. :badger:tastic!
I MUST HAVE THEM!!!! My geneticist friend still hasn't gotten wings on them, so normal monkeys will have to do.
