Office email signatures

[_Damian S_]

d@nish wrote:

a fancy, motivational, cool etc message at the end

d@nish wrote:

I personally hate it.

d@nish wrote:

"No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

Irony. It's a beautiful thing!!

I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! Booger Mobile (n) - A bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - our entry into the Camp Quality esCarpade!! Do something wonderful - make a donation to Camp Quality today!!

[Vikram A Punathambekar]

Mine says

Cheers,
Vikram.
Ph: ******.

Carpe Diem.

If somebody's just helped me, I replace "Cheers" with "Thanks" or "Many thanks". I really like Carpe Diem (Enjoy the present), it's short and to the point.

Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

[Vikram A Punathambekar]

He did say he was talking about office signatures.

Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

[dan sh]

I knew this was coming. But this isn't my office. :)

"No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

[_Damian S_]

Yeah yeah... tomato tomato... ;-)

I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! Booger Mobile (n) - A bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - our entry into the Camp Quality esCarpade!! Do something wonderful - make a donation to Camp Quality today!!

[_Damian S_]

hehe... The ones I hate the most are the environmental messages like "Please consider the environment before printing this email", which invariably cause the email to print a second page with just that one line!!

I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! Booger Mobile (n) - A bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - our entry into the Camp Quality esCarpade!! Do something wonderful - make a donation to Camp Quality today!!

[Dr Walt Fair PE]

Never. BTW, what's an office? Do I have to start working in one?

CQ de W5ALT

Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

[dan sh]

Lucky you. :-D

"No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

[Dr Walt Fair PE]

Actually I have an office, but it's at home, so it doesn't feel like one.

CQ de W5ALT

Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

[Brady Kelly]

Ditto. I very seldom used to be in other people's offices at 6am, but I'm often in my home office at that time.

[Nagy Vilmos]

Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:

Carpe Diem

That's "Seize the Day" I prefer "Carpe Vinum"

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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

[phannon86]

We have an "official" one to include, all the lovely company colours (various shades of purple) and sub in our name/email/tel

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

[vaghelabhavesh]

Mine always says

Thanks!
[Name]

If you fail to plan, you plan to fail! Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

[Rage]

or Carpe Beerum. :)

[Rage]

Office signature for internal mail just plain sucks. They are bashing us again and again about IT costs and how much storage costs, and they automatically add a 15 line signature to every one-liner you send out. Talk about being consistent :~

[Nagy Vilmos]

Carpe lucrum et cursor [dog latin]

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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.

[Smithers Jones]

But you know, if you use smaller font, that takes up less discspace. :)

[Mark_Wallace]

A "must use on pain of death" sig was distributed here, containing active links to graphics, javascript, and God-knows what else, so I ignored it. Death is preferable to that kind of humiliation.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Vikram A Punathambekar]

Nagy Vilmos wrote:

That's "Seize the Day"

Literally, yes.

Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)

[Lost User]

Not "Fish of the day"?

Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]