Office email signatures
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Carpe lucrum et cursor [dog latin]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
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Office signature for internal mail just plain sucks. They are bashing us again and again about IT costs and how much storage costs, and they automatically add a 15 line signature to every one-liner you send out. Talk about being consistent :~
But you know, if you use smaller font, that takes up less discspace. :)
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How many of you place a fancy, motivational, cool etc message at the end of official mail id? I personally hate it. I just keep my name and a contact number. That is it.
"No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem
A "must use on pain of death" sig was distributed here, containing active links to graphics, javascript, and God-knows what else, so I ignored it. Death is preferable to that kind of humiliation.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:
Carpe Diem
That's "Seize the Day" I prefer "Carpe Vinum"
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Nagy Vilmos wrote:
That's "Seize the Day"
Literally, yes.
Cheers, Vikram. (Got my troika of CCCs!)
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Vikram A Punathambekar wrote:
Carpe Diem
That's "Seize the Day" I prefer "Carpe Vinum"
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
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Not "Fish of the day"?
Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]
Bad pussy-cat!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
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How many of you place a fancy, motivational, cool etc message at the end of official mail id? I personally hate it. I just keep my name and a contact number. That is it.
"No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem
Even worse, there is somebody at my work with a bunch of nonsense in the signature and a blue sky background (I think there are clouds). I sent an email like that to a computer science teacher before I even got to my college and he set me straight real quick like. I have two office signatures. One is a standard 4 lines or so (name, contact info, company, title), but replies have a single-line signature (a compressed version of the 4 lines, minus some info). The idea is that my long signature serves as an introduction to anybody who doesn't know me, and the single-line signature is a reminder so they don't have to go sorting through all the emails I sent them to find my contact information. Motivational messages in a professional email just make the person seem unprofessional, so I don't do it.
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How many of you place a fancy, motivational, cool etc message at the end of official mail id? I personally hate it. I just keep my name and a contact number. That is it.
"No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem
Somewhere Ninja monkeys are plotting my demise. I stole it from some one on CP.
Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." --Stephen Crane
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But you know, if you use smaller font, that takes up less discspace. :)
Smithers-Jones wrote:
smaller font, that takes up less discspace
Actually, it might! Consider the case with an HTML format email, where a span has the (obsolete) font tag with a size spec of "12". Decrease the font to "9", and you've just halved your storage claim for that string part alone! ;)
-- Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time - Bertrand Russel
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How many of you place a fancy, motivational, cool etc message at the end of official mail id? I personally hate it. I just keep my name and a contact number. That is it.
"No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem
We use company template with placeholders for name and you just fill in your name, position and e-mail. Everything else (logo, web site etc) is already there.
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How many of you place a fancy, motivational, cool etc message at the end of official mail id? I personally hate it. I just keep my name and a contact number. That is it.
"No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem
Not really signature, per se, but how about the ridiculous bits around "if you're not the intended addressee, delete this email..." I'm supposed to magically know you didn't intend me as the addressee? Not to mention by the time I've gotten to this idiotic part of the message, I've already read the (presumably confidential) content. Well, ok, I probably haven't read it. But that's only because of the author...
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How many of you place a fancy, motivational, cool etc message at the end of official mail id? I personally hate it. I just keep my name and a contact number. That is it.
"No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem
Sometimes I sits and thinks. Sometimes I just sits.
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Not really signature, per se, but how about the ridiculous bits around "if you're not the intended addressee, delete this email..." I'm supposed to magically know you didn't intend me as the addressee? Not to mention by the time I've gotten to this idiotic part of the message, I've already read the (presumably confidential) content. Well, ok, I probably haven't read it. But that's only because of the author...
agolddog wrote:
if you're not the intended addressee, delete this email
That is one of the most illogical instruction one can find. And that is provided at the end of the mail. So, one would have already read the mail. I am sure there was a manager who thought about it and forced one helpless developer to create this.
"No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem
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How many of you place a fancy, motivational, cool etc message at the end of official mail id? I personally hate it. I just keep my name and a contact number. That is it.
"No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem
They do there.