Snappy one liner...

[_Damian S_]

When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember which one I chose...

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[Tim Craig]

Isn't that two lines? :laugh:

You measure democracy by the freedom it gives its dissidents, not the freedom it gives its assimilated conformists.

[_Damian S_]

ROFL... fair point, well made!

I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! If you need a laugh, check out my Vodafone World of Difference application If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

[Tim Craig]

Not too anal? ;P

You measure democracy by the freedom it gives its dissidents, not the freedom it gives its assimilated conformists.

[scottgp]

He must have a really, really bad memory? :)

[Media2r]

You only recite the first line. VERY often your victim will walk into it, asking "which one did you choose?" - at which point a dry "I don't remember..." delivers the punchline. //L

[hairy_hats]

You must have a very good memory if you remember something that happened when you were born.

[Tim Craig]

Naw, he has a memory like a steel trap, he just can't count. :laugh:

You measure democracy by the freedom it gives its dissidents, not the freedom it gives its assimilated conformists.

[Muneeb R Baig]

viaducting wrote:

You must have a very good memory if you remember something that happened when you were born.

:thumbsup:

-muneeb A thing of beauty is the joy forever.

[vaghelabhavesh]

very well said... +5 :thumbsup:

If you fail to plan, you plan to fail! Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

[Pete OHanlon]

Well, considering your brother Richard is 7 foot 9, I guess it's your memory.

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[dan sh]

Are you capable of remembering you have a dick?

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