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  • _ _Damian S_

    When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember which one I chose...

    I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! If you need a laugh, check out my Vodafone World of Difference application If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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    Tim Craig
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    Isn't that two lines? :laugh:

    You measure democracy by the freedom it gives its dissidents, not the freedom it gives its assimilated conformists.

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      Isn't that two lines? :laugh:

      You measure democracy by the freedom it gives its dissidents, not the freedom it gives its assimilated conformists.

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      _Damian S_
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      ROFL... fair point, well made!

      I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! If you need a laugh, check out my Vodafone World of Difference application If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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        ROFL... fair point, well made!

        I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! If you need a laugh, check out my Vodafone World of Difference application If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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        Tim Craig
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        Not too anal? ;P

        You measure democracy by the freedom it gives its dissidents, not the freedom it gives its assimilated conformists.

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          Isn't that two lines? :laugh:

          You measure democracy by the freedom it gives its dissidents, not the freedom it gives its assimilated conformists.

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          scottgp
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          He must have a really, really bad memory? :)

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          • _ _Damian S_

            When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember which one I chose...

            I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! If you need a laugh, check out my Vodafone World of Difference application If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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            Media2r
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            You only recite the first line. VERY often your victim will walk into it, asking "which one did you choose?" - at which point a dry "I don't remember..." delivers the punchline. //L

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            • _ _Damian S_

              When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember which one I chose...

              I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! If you need a laugh, check out my Vodafone World of Difference application If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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              hairy_hats
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              You must have a very good memory if you remember something that happened when you were born.

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                He must have a really, really bad memory? :)

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                Tim Craig
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                Naw, he has a memory like a steel trap, he just can't count. :laugh:

                You measure democracy by the freedom it gives its dissidents, not the freedom it gives its assimilated conformists.

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                  You must have a very good memory if you remember something that happened when you were born.

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                  Muneeb R Baig
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                  viaducting wrote:

                  You must have a very good memory if you remember something that happened when you were born.

                  :thumbsup:

                  -muneeb A thing of beauty is the joy forever.

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                    You must have a very good memory if you remember something that happened when you were born.

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                    vaghelabhavesh
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                    very well said... +5 :thumbsup:

                    If you fail to plan, you plan to fail! Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

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                    • _ _Damian S_

                      When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember which one I chose...

                      I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! If you need a laugh, check out my Vodafone World of Difference application If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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                      Pete OHanlon
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                      Well, considering your brother Richard is 7 foot 9, I guess it's your memory.

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                      • _ _Damian S_

                        When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember which one I chose...

                        I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! If you need a laugh, check out my Vodafone World of Difference application If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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                        dan sh
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                        Are you capable of remembering you have a dick?

                        "No matter how many fish in the sea; it will be so empty without me." - From song "Without me" by Eminem

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