How to keep my...

[Michael Schubert]

I keep my eyes open and pretend not to sleep.

[NormDroid]

9 Hours sleep the night before work starts.

All right, you guys, I got eight crates of Ipecac from Mort. All on my tab. Now, whoever goes the longest without puking gets the last piece of pie in the fridge.

[Lost User]

Take a walk, then get a cup of coffee.

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[mSh1985]

I have the awesome ability to sleep with my eyes open... too bad the drewling always gives me away that i'm sleeping ;P

[CPallini]

Cpianism wrote:

How do you manage to keep your eyes open

Caffeine. :)

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[Marcus_Idle]

A 15 minute nap at lunchtime. Keep it to 15 minutes. Works every time.

[Maximilien]

find a better job.

Watched code never compiles.

[JustWorking]

mSh1985 wrote:

I have the awesome ability to sleep with my eyes open

Can you teach me that ;)

[JustWorking]

Marcus_Idle wrote:

A 15 minute nap at lunchtime.

Worth of thinking :thumbsup:

[Lost User]

You know, if your coworkers grew accustomed to the sight of you wearing a drool bucket on a regular basis, you'd be able to get away with sleeping a little easier... Just a thought. ;P :-D

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[JustWorking]

This issue is common in all my jobs now and before.

[Rajesh R Subramanian]

CPallini wrote:

Cpianism wrote: How do you manage to keep your eyes open Caffeine.

I wouldn't recommend using caffeine in your eyes. It can be lethal in large doses. Just a thought. :)

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[Rajesh R Subramanian]

Cpianism wrote:

This issue is common in all my jobs now and before.

Then the problem might be between the keyboard and the chair.

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[JustWorking]

Himanshu Joshi / Black belt programmer wrote:

Lots of caffeine

Don't have coffie machine at work :((

[CPallini]

Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:

I wouldn't recommend using caffeine in your eyes. It can be lethal in large doses.

Of course I drink coffee. However, I drink a lof of coffes, so, probably, there's a quite large amount of caffeine in my eyes. ;P

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[Pete OHanlon]

Cpianism wrote:

This issue is common in all my jobs now and before

There's one common denominator here then.

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[Keith Barrow]

Leave immediately, get a new job.

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[JustWorking]

I sleep 7 hours a night.

[JustWorking]

I take a walk from now on but I can't get a cup of coffe in my hand

[JustWorking]

I am in a new job, been here for 2 weeks