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  • M mSh1985

    I have the awesome ability to sleep with my eyes open... too bad the drewling always gives me away that i'm sleeping ;P

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    Lost User
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    You know, if your coworkers grew accustomed to the sight of you wearing a drool bucket on a regular basis, you'd be able to get away with sleeping a little easier... Just a thought. ;P :-D

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    • M Marcus_Idle

      A 15 minute nap at lunchtime. Keep it to 15 minutes. Works every time.

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      JustWorking
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      Marcus_Idle wrote:

      A 15 minute nap at lunchtime.

      Worth of thinking :thumbsup:

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      • M Maximilien

        find a better job.

        Watched code never compiles.

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        JustWorking
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        This issue is common in all my jobs now and before.

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        • C CPallini

          Cpianism wrote:

          How do you manage to keep your eyes open

          Caffeine. :)

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          Rajesh R Subramanian
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          CPallini wrote:

          Cpianism wrote: How do you manage to keep your eyes open Caffeine.

          I wouldn't recommend using caffeine in your eyes. It can be lethal in large doses. Just a thought. :)

          “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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          • J JustWorking

            This issue is common in all my jobs now and before.

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            Rajesh R Subramanian
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            Cpianism wrote:

            This issue is common in all my jobs now and before.

            Then the problem might be between the keyboard and the chair.

            “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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            • H HimanshuJoshi

              Lots of caffeine and some liquid nitrogen :-\

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              Himanshu Joshi / Black belt programmer wrote:

              Lots of caffeine

              Don't have coffie machine at work :((

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              • R Rajesh R Subramanian

                CPallini wrote:

                Cpianism wrote: How do you manage to keep your eyes open Caffeine.

                I wouldn't recommend using caffeine in your eyes. It can be lethal in large doses. Just a thought. :)

                “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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                CPallini
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                Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:

                I wouldn't recommend using caffeine in your eyes. It can be lethal in large doses.

                Of course I drink coffee. However, I drink a lof of coffes, so, probably, there's a quite large amount of caffeine in my eyes. ;P

                If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
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                • J JustWorking

                  This issue is common in all my jobs now and before.

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                  Pete OHanlon
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                  Cpianism wrote:

                  This issue is common in all my jobs now and before

                  There's one common denominator here then.

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                  • J JustWorking

                    Himanshu Joshi / Black belt programmer wrote:

                    Lots of caffeine

                    Don't have coffie machine at work :((

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                    Keith Barrow
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                    Leave immediately, get a new job.

                    Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter.

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                    • M Michael Schubert

                      I keep my eyes open and pretend not to sleep.

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                      I sleep 7 hours a night.

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                      • L Lost User

                        Take a walk, then get a cup of coffee.

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                        I take a walk from now on but I can't get a cup of coffe in my hand

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                        • K Keith Barrow

                          Leave immediately, get a new job.

                          Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter.

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                          JustWorking
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                          I am in a new job, been here for 2 weeks

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                          • J JustWorking

                            I take a walk from now on but I can't get a cup of coffe in my hand

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                            Michael Schubert
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                            Cpianism wrote:

                            I take a walk from now on but I can't get a cup of coffe in my hand

                            OK, instead of the coffee, take another walk.

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                            • J JustWorking

                              I am in a new job, been here for 2 weeks

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                              Michael Schubert
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                              2 weeks without coffee? Prisoners of war are treated better.

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                              • J JustWorking

                                How do you manage to keep your eyes open at work and don't sleep?

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                                I paint blue circles on my eyelids and try not to snore.

                                If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

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                                • J JustWorking

                                  How do you manage to keep your eyes open at work and don't sleep?

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                                  OriginalGriff
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                                  If all else fails, remember this[^]

                                  If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

                                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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                                  • P Pete OHanlon

                                    Cpianism wrote:

                                    This issue is common in all my jobs now and before

                                    There's one common denominator here then.

                                    "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                                    As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                                    My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                    JustWorking
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                                    Have you watched Tom and jerry when tom used matches to hold his eyes from closing :laugh:

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                                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                      I paint blue circles on my eyelids and try not to snore.

                                      If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

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                                      JustWorking
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                                      OriginalGriff wrote:

                                      I paint blue circles on my eyelids

                                      In my case green ;)

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                                      • M Michael Schubert

                                        2 weeks without coffee? Prisoners of war are treated better.

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                                        Brady Kelly
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                                        Michael Schubert wrote:

                                        2 weeks without coffee

                                        No wonder he's feeling sleepy.

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                                        • J JustWorking

                                          Himanshu Joshi / Black belt programmer wrote:

                                          Lots of caffeine

                                          Don't have coffie machine at work :((

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                                          Brady Kelly
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                                          Can't you just pop out for a stiff Espresso at lunch time?

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