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[Rajesh R Subramanian]

Cpianism wrote:

This issue is common in all my jobs now and before.

Then the problem might be between the keyboard and the chair.

“Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

[JustWorking]

Himanshu Joshi / Black belt programmer wrote:

Lots of caffeine

Don't have coffie machine at work :((

[CPallini]

Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:

I wouldn't recommend using caffeine in your eyes. It can be lethal in large doses.

Of course I drink coffee. However, I drink a lof of coffes, so, probably, there's a quite large amount of caffeine in my eyes. ;P

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[Pete OHanlon]

Cpianism wrote:

This issue is common in all my jobs now and before

There's one common denominator here then.

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[Keith Barrow]

Leave immediately, get a new job.

Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter.

[JustWorking]

I sleep 7 hours a night.

[JustWorking]

I take a walk from now on but I can't get a cup of coffe in my hand

[JustWorking]

I am in a new job, been here for 2 weeks

[Michael Schubert]

Cpianism wrote:

I take a walk from now on but I can't get a cup of coffe in my hand

OK, instead of the coffee, take another walk.

[OriginalGriff]

I paint blue circles on my eyelids and try not to snore.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

[Michael Schubert]

2 weeks without coffee? Prisoners of war are treated better.

[OriginalGriff]

If all else fails, remember this[^]

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

[JustWorking]

Have you watched Tom and jerry when tom used matches to hold his eyes from closing :laugh:

[JustWorking]

OriginalGriff wrote:

I paint blue circles on my eyelids

In my case green ;)

[Brady Kelly]

Michael Schubert wrote:

2 weeks without coffee

No wonder he's feeling sleepy.

[Brady Kelly]

Can't you just pop out for a stiff Espresso at lunch time?

[Mark_Wallace]

I don't bother. I attend meetings.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Keith Barrow]

Schoolboy error: ALWAYS CHECK THE COFFEE SITUATION* when applying for a job. * Yes shouting is necessary, for your own good so you'll not make the mistake again! ;P

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[LloydA111]

Sleep with eyes open :)

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[Indivara]

Forward a link to this post to your boss. Guaranteed solution, you won't sleep there anymore.