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  • J JustWorking

    I am in a new job, been here for 2 weeks

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    Michael Schubert
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    2 weeks without coffee? Prisoners of war are treated better.

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    • J JustWorking

      How do you manage to keep your eyes open at work and don't sleep?

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      If all else fails, remember this[^]

      If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

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      • P Pete OHanlon

        Cpianism wrote:

        This issue is common in all my jobs now and before

        There's one common denominator here then.

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        JustWorking
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        Have you watched Tom and jerry when tom used matches to hold his eyes from closing :laugh:

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          I paint blue circles on my eyelids and try not to snore.

          If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

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          JustWorking
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          OriginalGriff wrote:

          I paint blue circles on my eyelids

          In my case green ;)

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          • M Michael Schubert

            2 weeks without coffee? Prisoners of war are treated better.

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            Brady Kelly
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            Michael Schubert wrote:

            2 weeks without coffee

            No wonder he's feeling sleepy.

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            • J JustWorking

              Himanshu Joshi / Black belt programmer wrote:

              Lots of caffeine

              Don't have coffie machine at work :((

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              Brady Kelly
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              Can't you just pop out for a stiff Espresso at lunch time?

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              • J JustWorking

                How do you manage to keep your eyes open at work and don't sleep?

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                Mark_Wallace
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                I don't bother. I attend meetings.

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                • J JustWorking

                  I am in a new job, been here for 2 weeks

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                  Keith Barrow
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                  Schoolboy error: ALWAYS CHECK THE COFFEE SITUATION* when applying for a job. * Yes shouting is necessary, for your own good so you'll not make the mistake again! ;P

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                  • J JustWorking

                    How do you manage to keep your eyes open at work and don't sleep?

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                    LloydA111
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                    Sleep with eyes open :)

                    I know you believe you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize what you heard is not what I meant.

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                    • J JustWorking

                      How do you manage to keep your eyes open at work and don't sleep?

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                      Indivara
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                      Forward a link to this post to your boss. Guaranteed solution, you won't sleep there anymore.

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                      • J JustWorking

                        How do you manage to keep your eyes open at work and don't sleep?

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                        Dr Walt Fair PE
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                        Sleep is good for you. If I'm sleeping at work, then my boss can be assured that I am rested and doing my best work the rest of the time. Actually, I'm self employed. I sleep anytime I d*mn well please.

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                        Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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                        • J JustWorking

                          How do you manage to keep your eyes open at work and don't sleep?

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                          ask boss for more challenging assignment

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