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  • H HimanshuJoshi

    Lots of caffeine and some liquid nitrogen :-\

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    JustWorking
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    Himanshu Joshi / Black belt programmer wrote:

    Lots of caffeine

    Don't have coffie machine at work :((

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    • R Rajesh R Subramanian

      CPallini wrote:

      Cpianism wrote: How do you manage to keep your eyes open Caffeine.

      I wouldn't recommend using caffeine in your eyes. It can be lethal in large doses. Just a thought. :)

      “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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      Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:

      I wouldn't recommend using caffeine in your eyes. It can be lethal in large doses.

      Of course I drink coffee. However, I drink a lof of coffes, so, probably, there's a quite large amount of caffeine in my eyes. ;P

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      • J JustWorking

        This issue is common in all my jobs now and before.

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        Pete OHanlon
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        Cpianism wrote:

        This issue is common in all my jobs now and before

        There's one common denominator here then.

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        • J JustWorking

          Himanshu Joshi / Black belt programmer wrote:

          Lots of caffeine

          Don't have coffie machine at work :((

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          Keith Barrow
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          Leave immediately, get a new job.

          Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter.

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          • M Michael Schubert

            I keep my eyes open and pretend not to sleep.

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            JustWorking
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            I sleep 7 hours a night.

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            • L Lost User

              Take a walk, then get a cup of coffee.

              L u n a t i c F r i n g e

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              JustWorking
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              I take a walk from now on but I can't get a cup of coffe in my hand

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                Leave immediately, get a new job.

                Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter.

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                JustWorking
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                I am in a new job, been here for 2 weeks

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                • J JustWorking

                  I take a walk from now on but I can't get a cup of coffe in my hand

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                  Michael Schubert
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                  Cpianism wrote:

                  I take a walk from now on but I can't get a cup of coffe in my hand

                  OK, instead of the coffee, take another walk.

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                  • J JustWorking

                    How do you manage to keep your eyes open at work and don't sleep?

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                    I paint blue circles on my eyelids and try not to snore.

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                    • J JustWorking

                      I am in a new job, been here for 2 weeks

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                      Michael Schubert
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                      2 weeks without coffee? Prisoners of war are treated better.

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                      • J JustWorking

                        How do you manage to keep your eyes open at work and don't sleep?

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                        OriginalGriff
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                        If all else fails, remember this[^]

                        If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

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                        • P Pete OHanlon

                          Cpianism wrote:

                          This issue is common in all my jobs now and before

                          There's one common denominator here then.

                          "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                          As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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                          JustWorking
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                          Have you watched Tom and jerry when tom used matches to hold his eyes from closing :laugh:

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            I paint blue circles on my eyelids and try not to snore.

                            If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

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                            JustWorking
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                            OriginalGriff wrote:

                            I paint blue circles on my eyelids

                            In my case green ;)

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                            • M Michael Schubert

                              2 weeks without coffee? Prisoners of war are treated better.

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                              Brady Kelly
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                              Michael Schubert wrote:

                              2 weeks without coffee

                              No wonder he's feeling sleepy.

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                              • J JustWorking

                                Himanshu Joshi / Black belt programmer wrote:

                                Lots of caffeine

                                Don't have coffie machine at work :((

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                                Brady Kelly
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                                Can't you just pop out for a stiff Espresso at lunch time?

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                                • J JustWorking

                                  How do you manage to keep your eyes open at work and don't sleep?

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                                  Mark_Wallace
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                                  I don't bother. I attend meetings.

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                                  • J JustWorking

                                    I am in a new job, been here for 2 weeks

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                                    Keith Barrow
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                                    Schoolboy error: ALWAYS CHECK THE COFFEE SITUATION* when applying for a job. * Yes shouting is necessary, for your own good so you'll not make the mistake again! ;P

                                    Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter.

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                                    • J JustWorking

                                      How do you manage to keep your eyes open at work and don't sleep?

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                                      LloydA111
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                                      Sleep with eyes open :)

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                                      • J JustWorking

                                        How do you manage to keep your eyes open at work and don't sleep?

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                                        Indivara
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                                        Forward a link to this post to your boss. Guaranteed solution, you won't sleep there anymore.

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                                        • J JustWorking

                                          How do you manage to keep your eyes open at work and don't sleep?

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                                          Dr Walt Fair PE
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                                          Sleep is good for you. If I'm sleeping at work, then my boss can be assured that I am rested and doing my best work the rest of the time. Actually, I'm self employed. I sleep anytime I d*mn well please.

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                                          Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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