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[Pete OHanlon]

Cpianism wrote:

This issue is common in all my jobs now and before

There's one common denominator here then.

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[Keith Barrow]

Leave immediately, get a new job.

Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter.

[JustWorking]

I sleep 7 hours a night.

[JustWorking]

I take a walk from now on but I can't get a cup of coffe in my hand

[JustWorking]

I am in a new job, been here for 2 weeks

[Michael Schubert]

Cpianism wrote:

I take a walk from now on but I can't get a cup of coffe in my hand

OK, instead of the coffee, take another walk.

[OriginalGriff]

I paint blue circles on my eyelids and try not to snore.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

[Michael Schubert]

2 weeks without coffee? Prisoners of war are treated better.

[OriginalGriff]

If all else fails, remember this[^]

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

[JustWorking]

Have you watched Tom and jerry when tom used matches to hold his eyes from closing :laugh:

[JustWorking]

OriginalGriff wrote:

I paint blue circles on my eyelids

In my case green ;)

[Brady Kelly]

Michael Schubert wrote:

2 weeks without coffee

No wonder he's feeling sleepy.

[Brady Kelly]

Can't you just pop out for a stiff Espresso at lunch time?

[Mark_Wallace]

I don't bother. I attend meetings.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Keith Barrow]

Schoolboy error: ALWAYS CHECK THE COFFEE SITUATION* when applying for a job. * Yes shouting is necessary, for your own good so you'll not make the mistake again! ;P

Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter.

[LloydA111]

Sleep with eyes open :)

I know you believe you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize what you heard is not what I meant.

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[Indivara]

Forward a link to this post to your boss. Guaranteed solution, you won't sleep there anymore.

[Dr Walt Fair PE]

Sleep is good for you. If I'm sleeping at work, then my boss can be assured that I am rested and doing my best work the rest of the time. Actually, I'm self employed. I sleep anytime I d*mn well please.

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ask boss for more challenging assignment

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