How to keep my...
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Cpianism wrote:
How do you manage to keep your eyes open
Caffeine. :)
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
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[My articles]CPallini wrote:
Cpianism wrote: How do you manage to keep your eyes open Caffeine.
I wouldn't recommend using caffeine in your eyes. It can be lethal in large doses. Just a thought. :)
“Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell
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This issue is common in all my jobs now and before.
Cpianism wrote:
This issue is common in all my jobs now and before.
Then the problem might be between the keyboard and the chair.
“Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell
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Lots of caffeine and some liquid nitrogen :-\
Himanshu Joshi / Black belt programmer wrote:
Lots of caffeine
Don't have coffie machine at work :((
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CPallini wrote:
Cpianism wrote: How do you manage to keep your eyes open Caffeine.
I wouldn't recommend using caffeine in your eyes. It can be lethal in large doses. Just a thought. :)
“Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell
Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:
I wouldn't recommend using caffeine in your eyes. It can be lethal in large doses.
Of course I drink coffee. However, I drink a lof of coffes, so, probably, there's a quite large amount of caffeine in my eyes. ;P
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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This issue is common in all my jobs now and before.
Cpianism wrote:
This issue is common in all my jobs now and before
There's one common denominator here then.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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Himanshu Joshi / Black belt programmer wrote:
Lots of caffeine
Don't have coffie machine at work :((
Leave immediately, get a new job.
Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter.
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I keep my eyes open and pretend not to sleep.
I sleep 7 hours a night.
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I take a walk from now on but I can't get a cup of coffe in my hand
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Leave immediately, get a new job.
Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter.
I am in a new job, been here for 2 weeks
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I take a walk from now on but I can't get a cup of coffe in my hand
Cpianism wrote:
I take a walk from now on but I can't get a cup of coffe in my hand
OK, instead of the coffee, take another walk.
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How do you manage to keep your eyes open at work and don't sleep?
I paint blue circles on my eyelids and try not to snore.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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I am in a new job, been here for 2 weeks
2 weeks without coffee? Prisoners of war are treated better.
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How do you manage to keep your eyes open at work and don't sleep?
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Cpianism wrote:
This issue is common in all my jobs now and before
There's one common denominator here then.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
Have you watched Tom and jerry when tom used matches to hold his eyes from closing :laugh:
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I paint blue circles on my eyelids and try not to snore.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
OriginalGriff wrote:
I paint blue circles on my eyelids
In my case green ;)
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2 weeks without coffee? Prisoners of war are treated better.
Michael Schubert wrote:
2 weeks without coffee
No wonder he's feeling sleepy.
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Himanshu Joshi / Black belt programmer wrote:
Lots of caffeine
Don't have coffie machine at work :((
Can't you just pop out for a stiff Espresso at lunch time?
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How do you manage to keep your eyes open at work and don't sleep?
I don't bother. I attend meetings.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I am in a new job, been here for 2 weeks
Schoolboy error: ALWAYS CHECK THE COFFEE SITUATION* when applying for a job. * Yes shouting is necessary, for your own good so you'll not make the mistake again! ;P
Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter.
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How do you manage to keep your eyes open at work and don't sleep?
I know you believe you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize what you heard is not what I meant.
