The Great Aussie Love Poem
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Of Course I Love Ya Darling You're A Bloody Top Notch Bird And When I Say You're Gorgeous I Mean Every Single Word So Ya Bum Is On The Big Side I Dont Mind A Bit Of Flab It Means That When I'm Ready There's Somethin' There To Grab So Your Belly Isn't Flat No More I Tell Ya, I Don't Care So Long As When I Cuddle Ya I Can Get My Arms Round There No Sheila Who Is Your Age Has Nice Round Perky Breasts They Just Gave Into Gravity But I Know Ya Did Ya Best I'm Tellin Ya The Truth Now I Never Tell Ya Lies I Think It's Very Sexy That You've Got Dimples On Ya Thighs I Swear Upon Me Nannas Grave The Moment That We Met I Thought U Was As Good As I Was Ever Gonna Get No Matter Wot U Look Like I'll Always Love Ya Dear Now Shut Up While The Footys On And Get Me Bloody Beer! Apologies if repost, but I could not find this posted before.
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Of Course I Love Ya Darling You're A Bloody Top Notch Bird And When I Say You're Gorgeous I Mean Every Single Word So Ya Bum Is On The Big Side I Dont Mind A Bit Of Flab It Means That When I'm Ready There's Somethin' There To Grab So Your Belly Isn't Flat No More I Tell Ya, I Don't Care So Long As When I Cuddle Ya I Can Get My Arms Round There No Sheila Who Is Your Age Has Nice Round Perky Breasts They Just Gave Into Gravity But I Know Ya Did Ya Best I'm Tellin Ya The Truth Now I Never Tell Ya Lies I Think It's Very Sexy That You've Got Dimples On Ya Thighs I Swear Upon Me Nannas Grave The Moment That We Met I Thought U Was As Good As I Was Ever Gonna Get No Matter Wot U Look Like I'll Always Love Ya Dear Now Shut Up While The Footys On And Get Me Bloody Beer! Apologies if repost, but I could not find this posted before.
Do you have a BJOTD?
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Of Course I Love Ya Darling You're A Bloody Top Notch Bird And When I Say You're Gorgeous I Mean Every Single Word So Ya Bum Is On The Big Side I Dont Mind A Bit Of Flab It Means That When I'm Ready There's Somethin' There To Grab So Your Belly Isn't Flat No More I Tell Ya, I Don't Care So Long As When I Cuddle Ya I Can Get My Arms Round There No Sheila Who Is Your Age Has Nice Round Perky Breasts They Just Gave Into Gravity But I Know Ya Did Ya Best I'm Tellin Ya The Truth Now I Never Tell Ya Lies I Think It's Very Sexy That You've Got Dimples On Ya Thighs I Swear Upon Me Nannas Grave The Moment That We Met I Thought U Was As Good As I Was Ever Gonna Get No Matter Wot U Look Like I'll Always Love Ya Dear Now Shut Up While The Footys On And Get Me Bloody Beer! Apologies if repost, but I could not find this posted before.
Very amusing: must use this in next years Valentines card. :-)
Tychotics: take us back to the moon "Life, for ever dying to be born afresh, for ever young and eager, will presently stand upon this earth as upon a footstool, and stretch out its realm amidst the stars." H. G. Wells
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Do you have a BJOTD?
No. Do not tell me even if you have one :) BTW I have no idea who univoted you
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Of Course I Love Ya Darling You're A Bloody Top Notch Bird And When I Say You're Gorgeous I Mean Every Single Word So Ya Bum Is On The Big Side I Dont Mind A Bit Of Flab It Means That When I'm Ready There's Somethin' There To Grab So Your Belly Isn't Flat No More I Tell Ya, I Don't Care So Long As When I Cuddle Ya I Can Get My Arms Round There No Sheila Who Is Your Age Has Nice Round Perky Breasts They Just Gave Into Gravity But I Know Ya Did Ya Best I'm Tellin Ya The Truth Now I Never Tell Ya Lies I Think It's Very Sexy That You've Got Dimples On Ya Thighs I Swear Upon Me Nannas Grave The Moment That We Met I Thought U Was As Good As I Was Ever Gonna Get No Matter Wot U Look Like I'll Always Love Ya Dear Now Shut Up While The Footys On And Get Me Bloody Beer! Apologies if repost, but I could not find this posted before.
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No. Do not tell me even if you have one :) BTW I have no idea who univoted you
That make us 2. FIFTY
modified on Thursday, February 18, 2010 4:01 AM
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That make us 2. FIFTY
modified on Thursday, February 18, 2010 4:01 AM
Cpianism wrote:
FIFTY
FIFTY? Wtf?! :confused:
“Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell
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Of Course I Love Ya Darling You're A Bloody Top Notch Bird And When I Say You're Gorgeous I Mean Every Single Word So Ya Bum Is On The Big Side I Dont Mind A Bit Of Flab It Means That When I'm Ready There's Somethin' There To Grab So Your Belly Isn't Flat No More I Tell Ya, I Don't Care So Long As When I Cuddle Ya I Can Get My Arms Round There No Sheila Who Is Your Age Has Nice Round Perky Breasts They Just Gave Into Gravity But I Know Ya Did Ya Best I'm Tellin Ya The Truth Now I Never Tell Ya Lies I Think It's Very Sexy That You've Got Dimples On Ya Thighs I Swear Upon Me Nannas Grave The Moment That We Met I Thought U Was As Good As I Was Ever Gonna Get No Matter Wot U Look Like I'll Always Love Ya Dear Now Shut Up While The Footys On And Get Me Bloody Beer! Apologies if repost, but I could not find this posted before.
Tom Lehrer's "She's My Girl" is in a similar vein, but funnier I think.
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Do you have a BJOTD?
Cpianism wrote:
BJOTD
You didn't get one today?
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Cpianism wrote:
BJOTD
You didn't get one today?
You are assuming he's attained puberty.
“Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell
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Cpianism wrote:
BJOTD
You didn't get one today?
You bad dog :laugh: BJOTD mean Blonde joke of the day ;)
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You are assuming he's attained puberty.
“Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell
You're right. What was I thinking?
Assumption is the mother of all f@ckups
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Cpianism wrote:
FIFTY
FIFTY? Wtf?! :confused:
“Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell
Google it
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Google it
Google "FIFTY"? I think the butter slipped off your cracker.
Assumption is the mother of all f@ckups
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Google "FIFTY"? I think the butter slipped off your cracker.
Assumption is the mother of all f@ckups
Its not my problem if he didn't understand the joke
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Its not my problem if he didn't understand the joke
Must be some Lebanese joke we're not familiar with...
Assumption is the mother of all f@ckups
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Must be some Lebanese joke we're not familiar with...
Assumption is the mother of all f@ckups
If you want to know you can google it. By the way it is an english joke but too young for you to understand old man
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If you want to know you can google it. By the way it is an english joke but too young for you to understand old man
I wouldn't call him an old man. He's something that you are not... How about the word "Adult"?
“Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell
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If you want to know you can google it. By the way it is an english joke but too young for you to understand old man
Cpianism wrote:
english joke
British or American?
Assumption is the mother of all f@ckups
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Do you have a BJOTD?
