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  • J JustWorking

    Do you have a BJOTD?

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    Michael Schubert
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    Cpianism wrote:

    BJOTD

    You didn't get one today?

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    • M Michael Schubert

      Cpianism wrote:

      BJOTD

      You didn't get one today?

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      Rajesh R Subramanian
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      You are assuming he's attained puberty.

      “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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      • M Michael Schubert

        Cpianism wrote:

        BJOTD

        You didn't get one today?

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        JustWorking
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        You bad dog :laugh: BJOTD mean Blonde joke of the day ;)

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        • R Rajesh R Subramanian

          You are assuming he's attained puberty.

          “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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          Michael Schubert
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          You're right. What was I thinking?

          Assumption is the mother of all f@ckups

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          • R Rajesh R Subramanian

            Cpianism wrote:

            FIFTY

            FIFTY? Wtf?! :confused:

            “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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            JustWorking
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            Google it

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            • J JustWorking

              Google it

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              Michael Schubert
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              Google "FIFTY"? I think the butter slipped off your cracker.

              Assumption is the mother of all f@ckups

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              • M Michael Schubert

                Google "FIFTY"? I think the butter slipped off your cracker.

                Assumption is the mother of all f@ckups

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                JustWorking
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                Its not my problem if he didn't understand the joke

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                • J JustWorking

                  Its not my problem if he didn't understand the joke

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                  Michael Schubert
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                  Must be some Lebanese joke we're not familiar with...

                  Assumption is the mother of all f@ckups

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                  • M Michael Schubert

                    Must be some Lebanese joke we're not familiar with...

                    Assumption is the mother of all f@ckups

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                    JustWorking
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                    If you want to know you can google it. By the way it is an english joke but too young for you to understand old man

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                    • J JustWorking

                      If you want to know you can google it. By the way it is an english joke but too young for you to understand old man

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                      Rajesh R Subramanian
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                      I wouldn't call him an old man. He's something that you are not... How about the word "Adult"?

                      “Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell

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                      • J JustWorking

                        If you want to know you can google it. By the way it is an english joke but too young for you to understand old man

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                        Michael Schubert
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                        Cpianism wrote:

                        english joke

                        British or American?

                        Assumption is the mother of all f@ckups

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                        • J JustWorking

                          Do you have a BJOTD?

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                          megaadam
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                          Bad Joke Of The Day, that sure cannot be kid sister safe

                          ........................ Life is too shor

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                          • M Michael Schubert

                            Cpianism wrote:

                            english joke

                            British or American?

                            Assumption is the mother of all f@ckups

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                            JustWorking
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                            Australian

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                            • J JustWorking

                              If you want to know you can google it. By the way it is an english joke but too young for you to understand old man

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                              Cpianism wrote:

                              If you want to know you can google it.

                              Good idea!

                              Google wrote:

                              Results 1 - 10 of about 44,900,000 for FIFTY

                              [edit]There is something weird going on with < and > and pasting, regardless of the "encode..." setting.[/edit]

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                              • J JustWorking

                                Its not my problem if he didn't understand the joke

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                                Michael Schubert
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                                Cpianism wrote:

                                Its not my problem

                                No, you have whole bunch of other problems.

                                Assumption is the mother of all f@ckups

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                                • J JustWorking

                                  Australian

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                                  Rod Kemp
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                                  :wtf: Well you've confused this Australian.

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                                  • S SachinBhave

                                    Of Course I Love Ya Darling You're A Bloody Top Notch Bird And When I Say You're Gorgeous I Mean Every Single Word So Ya Bum Is On The Big Side I Dont Mind A Bit Of Flab It Means That When I'm Ready There's Somethin' There To Grab So Your Belly Isn't Flat No More I Tell Ya, I Don't Care So Long As When I Cuddle Ya I Can Get My Arms Round There No Sheila Who Is Your Age Has Nice Round Perky Breasts They Just Gave Into Gravity But I Know Ya Did Ya Best I'm Tellin Ya The Truth Now I Never Tell Ya Lies I Think It's Very Sexy That You've Got Dimples On Ya Thighs I Swear Upon Me Nannas Grave The Moment That We Met I Thought U Was As Good As I Was Ever Gonna Get No Matter Wot U Look Like I'll Always Love Ya Dear Now Shut Up While The Footys On And Get Me Bloody Beer! Apologies if repost, but I could not find this posted before.

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                                    Mark_Wallace
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                                    Now that's true love. Excellent.

                                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                    • S SachinBhave

                                      Of Course I Love Ya Darling You're A Bloody Top Notch Bird And When I Say You're Gorgeous I Mean Every Single Word So Ya Bum Is On The Big Side I Dont Mind A Bit Of Flab It Means That When I'm Ready There's Somethin' There To Grab So Your Belly Isn't Flat No More I Tell Ya, I Don't Care So Long As When I Cuddle Ya I Can Get My Arms Round There No Sheila Who Is Your Age Has Nice Round Perky Breasts They Just Gave Into Gravity But I Know Ya Did Ya Best I'm Tellin Ya The Truth Now I Never Tell Ya Lies I Think It's Very Sexy That You've Got Dimples On Ya Thighs I Swear Upon Me Nannas Grave The Moment That We Met I Thought U Was As Good As I Was Ever Gonna Get No Matter Wot U Look Like I'll Always Love Ya Dear Now Shut Up While The Footys On And Get Me Bloody Beer! Apologies if repost, but I could not find this posted before.

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                                      Lost User
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                                      Who said romance was dead? It's in intensive care! :doh:

                                      Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                                      • M Michael Schubert

                                        Must be some Lebanese joke we're not familiar with...

                                        Assumption is the mother of all f@ckups

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                                        Bassam Abdul Baki
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                                        Why Lebanese? [Update] My bad. Didn't realize his info says he's from Lebanon.

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